Manic depressive web servers!!!

QreepyBORIS · 05-9-2003, 09:07 PM

Haha, this was a good one:
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/error.php
Wait for it all to type out. You need to read it as it goes. Good stuff.

**87x** · 05-10-2003, 02:35 AM

hahahah...

"i don't even know you" - reminds me of a mall monkeys comic...

"naked web server" - hmmm....

SotN · 05-10-2003, 04:21 PM

Reposted here:

Quote:

Originally Posted by That sad server

The requested document http://www.flashflashrevolution.com is not on this server.
I even tried matching your request
with all the re-mapped pages I know about.
but nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm a really good web server...
but here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*,
what someone I don't even *know*,
wants to find here?",
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web server,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,
or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
With lots of pretty naked web servers on them,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures, huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.
);

It's a rather common thing. I'm suprised Synth bother keepung that in.

LEGO · 05-10-2003, 05:52 PM

I still like Jewpins kikkamah'n video more.

Kashell · 05-10-2003, 06:59 PM

Aw comon synth! Put a little nudity on there for our poor boy!

BluE_MeaniE · 05-10-2003, 10:34 PM

what the deuce?

GraFFiti-TaGa · 02-26-2005, 07:49 PM

I CHECKED INTO IT AND THE LAST TIME THIS WAS POSTED ON WAS IN 2003 WOAH!!!!!!!!!

**lightdarkness** · 02-26-2005, 07:50 PM

Don't bump old topics.

Warned.

05-9-2003, 09:07 PM	#1
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 33 Posts: 7,454	Manic depressive web servers!!! Haha, this was a good one: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/error.php Wait for it all to type out. You need to read it as it goes. Good stuff. __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

05-10-2003, 02:35 AM	#2
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,379	hahahah... "i don't even know you" - reminds me of a mall monkeys comic... "naked web server" - hmmm.... __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

05-10-2003, 06:59 PM	#5
Kashell FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 425	Aw comon synth! Put a little nudity on there for our poor boy! __________________ If there is evil in this world, Surely it is in the heart of mankind.

02-26-2005, 07:50 PM	#8
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 11,308	Don't bump old topics. Warned. __________________

05-10-2003, 05:52 PM	#4
LEGO Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In the Mountains Posts: 994	I still like Jewpins kikkamah'n video more.

02-26-2005, 07:49 PM	#7
GraFFiti-TaGa FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5	I CHECKED INTO IT AND THE LAST TIME THIS WAS POSTED ON WAS IN 2003 WOAH!!!!!!!!!

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