Make a Wish! - Page 3

**samurai7694** · 03-14-2011, 09:54 AM

I wish I was dead

Izzy · 03-14-2011, 10:28 AM

You forgot to finish the last persons post

Granted, but then you were resuscitated back to life and given your $50,000 hospital bill.

I wish I had a new computer.

**customstuff** · 03-14-2011, 02:36 PM

Granted, but it gets a horrible virus that rick rolls you for hours without being able to turn the volume down.

I wish I had a better car.

bob bob · 03-14-2011, 02:48 PM

granted, but this has no big engine , no windows and is from 1894

I wish I was dumb

**Fantasticone** · 03-14-2011, 02:50 PM

Granted, but your also completely amputated.

I wish I was rich.

BeatofIke · 03-14-2011, 02:54 PM

lol, this thread is funny

Crashfan3 · 03-14-2011, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fantasticone

Granted, but your also completely amputated.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but people are constantly stealing your identity to pay their rent and buy their crack.

I wish I could run for more than 2 miles without getting tired.

**Psychotik** · 03-14-2011, 06:08 PM

Granted, but you then become extremely popular and compete in the next Olympic games as a marathon runner, get married and have a few kids but your marriage will fail when she finds out about your 2 mistresses and she leaves you and takes the kids with her and flee to Finland so you try to get back with your mistresses but they both decline so you get depressed and go on hiding and blending in with society as a door-to-door door salesman slowly building up a drug addiction and you start dealing but the police bust you and you land in a federal prison being raped by Charlie Sheen with a tattoo of a penis on his face.

I wish I had some new headphones.

**Fantasticone** · 03-14-2011, 06:48 PM

Granted, but all you can hear is RickRoll.

I wish I could have good luck.

**phe0nixblade** · 03-14-2011, 10:23 PM

granted, but you get caught on fire while winning a cooking contest that you don't remember entering

I wish I was a turtle

Xx{Midnight}xX · 03-14-2011, 10:26 PM

granted but you're stuck on your shell for life.

I wish I could run into a wall

**Kibblre** · 03-14-2011, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xx{Midnight}xX

granted but you're stuck on your shell for life.

I wish I could run into a wall

Granted, but you bust through it and a rapist lies on the other side.

I wish I could manipulate time.

**MarioNintendo** · 03-14-2011, 10:37 PM

Granted, but your Dolorean runs out of gas. (wink: gas prices)

I wish I could be an FFR R1 music producer

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 03-14-2011, 10:46 PM

One post per page, guys. Keep it in mind.

cedolad · 03-14-2011, 10:48 PM

granted, but people are gonna ignore that rule anyways

I wish I had a band.

**eastsideman09** · 03-14-2011, 10:57 PM

Granted, but you never make it out of the garage.

I wish something interesting or funny were on TV right now...

jprox445 · 03-14-2011, 11:18 PM

Granted. But it so funny you never laugh again!

I wish I was a Pretty Little Girl! They get all the attention!

patricio · 03-14-2011, 11:34 PM

Granted. But, the teddy bear on your avatar picture stalks you for the rest of your life.

I wish I would've checked on my grilled cheese sandwich!

**reuben_tate** · 03-15-2011, 12:29 AM

Granted, but the stove was off and you realize that you need to wait another 10 minutes or so to actually cook it.

I wish I had a better sense of fashion.

rzr · 04-30-2011, 08:59 PM

Granted, but your favorite attire is Lady Gaga's meat dress.

I wish I could fly.

03-14-2011, 09:54 AM	#41
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03-14-2011, 10:28 AM	#42
Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 34 Posts: 9,192	Re: Make a Wish! You forgot to finish the last persons post Granted, but then you were resuscitated back to life and given your $50,000 hospital bill. I wish I had a new computer.

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Fantasticone D7 Elite Keymasher Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 6,003	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but your also completely amputated. I wish I was rich. __________________

03-14-2011, 02:54 PM	#46
BeatofIke Forum User Join Date: Jan 2011 Age: 33 Posts: 268	Re: Make a Wish! lol, this thread is funny

03-14-2011, 06:48 PM	#49
Fantasticone D7 Elite Keymasher Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 6,003	Re: Make a Wish! Granted, but all you can hear is RickRoll. I wish I could have good luck. __________________

03-14-2011, 10:23 PM	#50
phe0nixblade Praise the sun mofo Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lordran Age: 32 Posts: 4,281	Re: Make a Wish! granted, but you get caught on fire while winning a cooking contest that you don't remember entering I wish I was a turtle __________________

03-14-2011, 10:26 PM	#51
Xx{Midnight}xX FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 8,548	Re: Make a Wish! granted but you're stuck on your shell for life. I wish I could run into a wall

03-14-2011, 10:46 PM	#54
HammyMcSquirrel Everlong Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Madison, Wisconsin Age: 35 Posts: 3,833	Re: Make a Wish! One post per page, guys. Keep it in mind.

03-14-2011, 10:48 PM	#55
cedolad moonchild~ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: . Age: 30 Posts: 6,879	Re: Make a Wish! granted, but people are gonna ignore that rule anyways I wish I had a band.

03-14-2011, 11:18 PM	#57
jprox445 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 532	Re: Make a Wish! Granted. But it so funny you never laugh again! I wish I was a Pretty Little Girl! They get all the attention!

03-14-2011, 11:34 PM	#58
patricio FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2005 Age: 30 Posts: 4	Re: Make a Wish! Granted. But, the teddy bear on your avatar picture stalks you for the rest of your life. I wish I would've checked on my grilled cheese sandwich! __________________ My Brother - "It's better to HAVE it and NOT NEED it, than to NEED it and NOT HAVE it!" Me - "But...wouldn't it be better not to have it and not need it so you won't have to go through the trouble of getting it? xD" "Love is grand...isn't it?"

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