Roast the person above you

[choof]

you still fuckin with them freak hoes stank pussy smellin like cool ranch doritos

[rayword45]

that was pretty funny wizard101

[AlexDest]

50% of your posts having a chance of being useless is generous, 100% of them is about right

[CammyGoesRawr]

Your avatar is penis music, i can't take anything you say seriously.

[rayword45]

you're avatar hurts my eyes

[Shadow_God_10]

Your inability to grammatically spell "Your" correctly hurts my eyes

[MixMasterLar]

Originally Posted by Shadow_God_10

Your inability to grammatically spell "Your" correctly hurts my eyes

Your eyes are weak and wouldn't survive a minute in my sig

[Travis_Flesher]

OK, here we go. Haven't done a roast in a while, but I watched a few Comedy Central roasts last week. I think I'm up to snuff.
You think the commercial cannabis industry is gonna be huuuuge.
You haven't walked a mile in six years.
When you and everyone else wear a surgical mask at Wal-Mart, you think it's a bonding experience.
You weighed the pros and cons between Biden and Trump and eventually settled on Trump because of his plans to put another billion into Medicaid.
You wear shorts at work.
You spent an entire check on a bundle of screamocore shirts from Hot Topic
You think over 100 websites will make drastic changes to their SWF policies simultaneously on a cold night this December.
You add unnecessary vowels to words such as color, armor, favorite, and superior.
You and your girlfriend, that's actually your third cousin once removed, have decided to name the baby John Michael Lee.
You think Apple products are reliable.
You pronounce the Asian surname Wang; Wāng instead of Wäng, not realizing that if it was pronounced Wāng it would be spelled Weing.
You still haven't watched this music video. Or this one.
The color of your vehicle is considered grayscale, despite having the opportunity to paint it any color you wish at any time.
You think China's population is higher than the United States' population.
You think humans invented technology and built the world's infrastructure.
You haven't heard of ProZD.
You're a vegan that weighs 81 pounds.
You consider yourself a hardcore FFR player, but have never tried solo or double.
You think Linux is reliable and a little bit mysterious.
You think Canadian's are rugged men's men that definitely don't freak out when they see black people.
You have 14 accounts on OSRS, but refuse to admit there's such a thing as RS3.
You didn't read this.
You're a prolific member of the NES, SNES, Genesis, PS1, MAME, and GBA communities, but refuse to admit the existence of any new consoles.
You're opinionated on topics of which you know nothing; such as the farming and gasoline industries; public education; NASA; social security; and sociology.
Your favorite artist is Gaugin. Renoit is a close second. Salvador Dali is third.
You're an atheist.
You added way too much feces to the compost for your tomatoes.
Your teeth are really really yellow.
You wear glasses and think that you can't see without them, but the truth is that you've never tried.
The restaurant you work at always hires cigarette smoking teenagers instead of the hundreds of muscular, intelligent, grown men that also put in applications.
And you don't try as hard as you should.
But we still love you.

delete this without saying anything if you please. it'll still be making it's way around the web

[MixMasterLar]

Originally Posted by Travis_Flesher

OK, here we go. Haven't done a roast in a while, but I watched a few Comedy Central roasts last week. I think I'm up to snuff.
You think the commercial cannabis industry is gonna be huuuuge.
You haven't walked a mile in six years.
When you and everyone else wear a surgical mask at Wal-Mart, you think it's a bonding experience.
You weighed the pros and cons between Biden and Trump and eventually settled on Trump because of his plans to put another billion into Medicaid.
You wear shorts at work.
You spent an entire check on a bundle of screamocore shirts from Hot Topic
You think over 100 websites will make drastic changes to their SWF policies simultaneously on a cold night this December.
You add unnecessary vowels to words such as color, armor, favorite, and superior.
You and your girlfriend, that's actually your third cousin once removed, have decided to name the baby John Michael Lee.
You think Apple products are reliable.
You pronounce the Asian surname Wang; Wāng instead of Wäng, not realizing that if it was pronounced Wāng it would be spelled Weing.
You still haven't watched this music video. Or this one.
The color of your vehicle is considered grayscale, despite having the opportunity to paint it any color you wish at any time.
You think China's population is higher than the United States' population.
You think humans invented technology and built the world's infrastructure.
You haven't heard of ProZD.
You're a vegan that weighs 81 pounds.
You consider yourself a hardcore FFR player, but have never tried solo or double.
You think Linux is reliable and a little bit mysterious.
You think Canadian's are rugged men's men that definitely don't freak out when they see black people.
You have 14 accounts on OSRS, but refuse to admit there's such a thing as RS3.
You didn't read this.
You're a prolific member of the NES, SNES, Genesis, PS1, MAME, and GBA communities, but refuse to admit the existence of any new consoles.
You're opinionated on topics of which you know nothing; such as the farming and gasoline industries; public education; NASA; social security; and sociology.
Your favorite artist is Gaugin. Renoit is a close second. Salvador Dali is third.
You're an atheist.
You added way too much feces to the compost for your tomatoes.
Your teeth are really really yellow.
You wear glasses and think that you can't see without them, but the truth is that you've never tried.
The restaurant you work at always hires cigarette smoking teenagers instead of the hundreds of muscular, intelligent, grown men that also put in applications.
And you don't try as hard as you should.

7 1/2 of these are absolutely true. I'll let you guess which ones.

Originally Posted by Travis_Flesher

But we still love you.

D'awww <3

[_DJ Vinyl_]

Of course you'd be watching Comedy Central, but you didn't watch the "how to not type a roast in green font" show. It just looks barfy my guy.

[ULTIMEGA]

Originally Posted by _DJ Vinyl_

Of course you'd be watching Comedy Central, but you didn't watch the "how to not type a roast in green font" show. It just looks barfy my guy.

Would have been a good roast if your name wasn't based on a shitty character from a kids' show.

[AlexDest]

you're the "this is a challenge choofers" guy

[ULTIMEGA]

And that's why you'll never be Division 8.

[kurisushadow]

You don't even have any Yams

[rayword45]

14 years and 46 posts?

I can't roast you you clearly have too much of a life to belong on this website.

[_DJ Vinyl_]

Lazy A$$ reply and such bad taste in PFP

[_DJ Vinyl_]

Okay but no thanks little one

[rayword45]

Glitch techs sucks fam don't diss others avatars

[_DJ Vinyl_]

Well you are a word, not a ray

[Shadow_God_10]

Is your signature depicting you getting the three seconds of exercise a day that most people nowadays deem acceptable?