Would you ..... If ....... ?

**TheSaxRunner05** · 07-28-2011, 02:52 AM

Rules:
Each question must be phrased in the above manner, for example....

Would you give up your eyesight for a year for a half million dollars?

Ex. No, but I would do it for extraordinary musical talent.
Ex. Yes, and maybe even for two million dollars.

Provide more than a yes or no answer, and give some information on where you draw the line. If no, say under what conditions you would do the first part of the question.

So to start off,

Would you kill your mother with a fork IF you got away with it and gained immortality?

Crashfan3 · 07-28-2011, 02:55 AM

This thread belongs here: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...splay.php?f=30

Anyway, to play along... yes, I would. Why? My mother's crazy and anti-social. Maybe I'm being mean but the balance is just tipped in my favor.

Would you get in a car to make out with the girl/boy of your dreams IF the car was headed for a cliff at 90 mph?

**GG_Guru** · 07-28-2011, 02:58 AM

Yes I would because I thrive on danger.

Would you kill your manager out of anger IF you got fired from your dream job for some stupid reason?

**FFRGreen** · 07-28-2011, 02:59 AM

Yes

Would you want to be buried for a month with no light and but with all the food, water and, air you need for all the knowledge in the world?

**TheSaxRunner05** · 07-28-2011, 03:08 AM

Easily, maybe even a couple years. (to FFR Green in case I get ninja'd)

Would you receive a blowjob from someone IF the person was chosen at random from America's population?

**Artic_counter** · 07-28-2011, 03:26 AM

Hell no. That's like a 50% chance of getting a dude. and a 70% chance of getting a morbidly obese person lol.

Would you experience 1000 deaths in a row if it meant living for a millennium longer ?

**euphoriakisses** · 07-28-2011, 08:07 AM

Nope, not if it's 1000 painful deaths.

Would you kill yourself and the ones you love the most today if it meant bringing the earth world peace tomorrow?

**Kokonoe Rin** · 08-18-2011, 12:44 PM

No, too many undeserving people would be saved.

would you relinquish the ability to see if you could have the perfect body in return?

FDD · 08-18-2011, 01:24 PM

No because everyone has the perfect body

Would you give yourself cancer IF it cured everyone else of it?

**iironiic** · 08-18-2011, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FDD

No because everyone has the perfect body

Would you give yourself cancer IF it cured everyone else of it?

I would because it's one person to cure rather than millions. Also from what I've heard, there is a plant that cure cancer but they don't plan on distributing it.

Would you resurrect a loved one IF you had to kill a loved one who is alive today?

**pmonibuv1** · 08-18-2011, 01:45 PM

Yes. Kill the loved one, then resurrect the loved one I killed. (Yay loopholes)

Would you drink poison that would kill you instantly to save a room full of strangers?

**xXOpkillerXx** · 08-18-2011, 03:49 PM

No, I'm too young to die now lmao. would do if it was wayyyy more than a room only though.

Would you go whenever in the future for 1 month if whatever you may do in it could modify the present ?

**rushyrulz** · 08-18-2011, 04:34 PM

hell yes, lottery tickets.

Would you swallow a ping pong ball whole if it made you the best ping pong player on Earth?

Emithith · 08-18-2011, 05:39 PM

Yeah I would, pointless skill is pointless only until you go to a party and feel like Forrest Gump.

Would you test a new type of food that is said to be very hazardous, if the person was gonna give you $500 Million?

Secks69 · 08-18-2011, 05:58 PM

It depends on what "hazardous" is. If it's mortal or life lasting hazardous, then no. Otherwise, yes I would.

Would you eat a cup full of Madagascar roaches if you were given $500 million?

Crashfan3 · 08-18-2011, 06:04 PM

*checks wikipedia* Not poisonous? Awesome, hand me that cup!

Would you shoot your own feet off with a shotgun if, in exchange for your bawlsyness, you gained the ability to hover?

**nois-or-e** · 08-18-2011, 07:05 PM

My feet are almost 14" long, hell no.

Would you abolish pants, if the law let you get away with it without reprimand?

07-28-2011, 02:52 AM	#1
TheSaxRunner05 The Doctor Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 35 Posts: 6,145	Would you ..... If ....... ? Rules: Each question must be phrased in the above manner, for example.... Would you give up your eyesight for a year for a half million dollars? Ex. No, but I would do it for extraordinary musical talent. Ex. Yes, and maybe even for two million dollars. Provide more than a yes or no answer, and give some information on where you draw the line. If no, say under what conditions you would do the first part of the question. So to start off, Would you kill your mother with a fork IF you got away with it and gained immortality? __________________

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Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? This thread belongs here: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...splay.php?f=30 Anyway, to play along... yes, I would. Why? My mother's crazy and anti-social. Maybe I'm being mean but the balance is just tipped in my favor. Would you get in a car to make out with the girl/boy of your dreams IF the car was headed for a cliff at 90 mph? __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

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GG_Guru Let em' do what they want Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,219	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? Yes I would because I thrive on danger. Would you kill your manager out of anger IF you got fired from your dream job for some stupid reason? __________________

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TheSaxRunner05 The Doctor Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 35 Posts: 6,145	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? Easily, maybe even a couple years. (to FFR Green in case I get ninja'd) Would you receive a blowjob from someone IF the person was chosen at random from America's population? __________________

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Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 30 Posts: 1,002	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? Hell no. That's like a 50% chance of getting a dude. and a 70% chance of getting a morbidly obese person lol. Would you experience 1000 deaths in a row if it meant living for a millennium longer ? __________________

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euphoriakisses Big oof. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Age: 31 Posts: 274	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? Nope, not if it's 1000 painful deaths. Would you kill yourself and the ones you love the most today if it meant bringing the earth world peace tomorrow? Last edited by euphoriakisses; 07-28-2011 at 08:10 AM..

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Kokonoe Rin Sync beats, Sync hearts. Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: North Carolina Age: 31 Posts: 81	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? No, too many undeserving people would be saved. would you relinquish the ability to see if you could have the perfect body in return?

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FDD FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 28	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? No because everyone has the perfect body Would you give yourself cancer IF it cured everyone else of it?

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rushyrulz Digital Dancing! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 80 billion club, NE Age: 31 Posts: 12,980	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? hell yes, lottery tickets. Would you swallow a ping pong ball whole if it made you the best ping pong player on Earth? __________________

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Emithith FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: London, Ontario, Maple Syrup Land Age: 28 Posts: 1,784	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? Yeah I would, pointless skill is pointless only until you go to a party and feel like Forrest Gump. Would you test a new type of food that is said to be very hazardous, if the person was gonna give you $500 Million?

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Secks69 Banned Join Date: May 2011 Age: 82 Posts: 445	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? It depends on what "hazardous" is. If it's mortal or life lasting hazardous, then no. Otherwise, yes I would. Would you eat a cup full of Madagascar roaches if you were given $500 million?

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Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: Would you ..... If ....... ? checks wikipedia Not poisonous? Awesome, hand me that cup! Would you shoot your own feet off with a shotgun if, in exchange for your bawlsyness, you gained the ability to hover? __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

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