Happy Birthday Terry!!!!

[Hazelle]

AKA KNOWN AS BLUEARROWll c:

Uh, so I noticed there wasn't a thread for you!! I was like "THE ****???". So here is my thread (and a story to come with it!**EDIT**: AND AN OBLIGATORY PICTURE OF CAKE!)

EDIT2: I wanted a space-y type of cake, because I know you like looking at stars and stuff, but all of them were lame. :/ Sorry!





Once upon a time, a kitten named Socks was quite thirsty. She usually liked milk, but today she decided to try alcohol, because why the **** not? In less than a minute she was drunk as a drunk cat, and puked all over the human's new carpet. She was then kicked outta the house.


Then she found Terry's place, and she lived happily ever after.


See what I did there? You don't? I don't either.
ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!