So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

**A2P** · 03-8-2012, 05:10 PM

To the lady (if she ever reads this):
If you'd actually pay attention and NOT TURN ON THE WRONG DRIVING LANE WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING CROSS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ALMOST HIT ME.

The good news is, I'm still alive and breathing! No injury! Yay!
The bad news is, I'm still alive and breathing. No money. Boo!

No but for real, if I hadn't backed away Michael Jackson moonwalk style away from her car, I very well could be in the hospital right now, or even worse, dead. How the fuck do some people even get their licenses, what the fucking hell.

**Vanilla Mnm** · 03-8-2012, 05:13 PM

I question the same thing every single day.

**SK8R43** · 03-8-2012, 05:16 PM

I couldnt agree more, EVERY damn time im biking or in the car or walking down the street all you see is bad drivers... TOO many people have there licenses and they are too lenient in giving them out. lol

Syhto · 03-8-2012, 05:21 PM

is she like the incredible hulk or something cuz its hard to hit someone with a car L O L

jk glad youre ok bro

on the note of people that dont know how to drive- thats almost everyone here its retarded I have to weave between everyone stylishly because people go 5 under the limit sometimes even 40 below the limit i know its hard to believe. idk what it is that makes them all terrible but it just happens to be like that, dont even get me started on rush hour, that shit is a death trap. i dont go out in rush hour if i can help it, last time i did i almost got hit 6 times in 1 hour , this 1 woman was going the wrong way down the access road and this other girl without lights pulled out from a gas station w/o even looking if anyone was coming, and like 4 other dudes almost merged into me

NEEDLESS TO SAY my horn does not go unused

**UserNameGoesHere** · 03-8-2012, 05:23 PM

Sounds like drivers around here. (In before everyone else says it sounds like drivers from wherever they're from too)

They'll go the wrong way down one-way streets, randomly stop cars in the middle of the road to get all chatty, drive over curbs and things clearly not meant to be driven over, hit and run, get hit and run - leaving pieces of the vehicle on the road, text while driving, lane weave, drive on the wrong side of the road, block side streets, run red lights, drive with no lights, drive while pulling unsecured items, hold mattress down on the roof with their hands as they drive, etc etc....

ITT: Sucky drivers suck.

**A2P** · 03-8-2012, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Syhto

NEEDLESS TO SAY my horn does not go unused

I did that. Well, I didn't honk a horn cuz I wasn't driving, but I'm sure yelling YOU FUCKING CUNT LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE YOU STUPID BITCH! at the top of my lungs after the fact was a good alternative.

**samurai7694** · 03-8-2012, 05:42 PM

what a bitch, glad you're okay

I've been hit by some dude speeding at a stop sign while I was crossing about a year and a half ago.

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Originally Posted by A2P

How the fuck do some people even get their licenses, what the fucking hell.

i wonder that too lol

**Oni-Paranoia** · 03-8-2012, 05:49 PM

**A2P** · 03-8-2012, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Oni-Paranoia

**AlexDest** · 03-8-2012, 06:01 PM

i've almost been in a couple crashes with my mom and brother, i could imagine. shit sucks, nice to see you're okay dude

**nois-or-e** · 03-8-2012, 06:50 PM

I got knocked off my skateboard on the pavement by an asshole in a car at 60+km/h on my way to the gym in 2010. Broke my pinkie, split my head open and tore the shit out of my hands/shoulder.
Went to the gym and did my workout before I knew my finger was broken, ended up walking home and stopping by my regular bar for the wednesday night poker tourn. Came 2nd out of 60~ and scored a $50 drink card which I proceeded to drink in $3 beers until 2am when I finally got home and got a ride to the hospital.

tl;dr ****ing wankers that don't watch what they are doing while driving might as well walk around stabbing people in the neck

**A2P** · 03-8-2012, 06:52 PM

That's terrible Jae

**rushyrulz** · 03-8-2012, 06:53 PM

This message was tweeted from a mobile device whilst traveling 80 MPH down the interstate.

**reuben_tate** · 03-8-2012, 07:05 PM

Wow Jae, that sure sounds like one interesting night! Glad to see your ok now from that incident. Also nice to see your all well and healthy a2p, shitty drivers are shitty. :P

Anyways, it seems like they hand out licenses to anybody nowadays. >_>

**yo man im awesome** · 03-8-2012, 07:07 PM

heh, can't wait 'till my dad starts teaching me how to drive next year...

I'll be his third and last child he'll have to worry about driving, and ohohoho out of all of us, he's most definitely more worried about me than my sisters.

00Razor00 · 03-8-2012, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Oni-Paranoia

lmfaoooooooooooo

**Coolboyrulez0** · 03-8-2012, 07:27 PM

Gotta drive passive-aggressive around here to survive.
(Orlando Area)

Crashfan3 · 03-8-2012, 07:34 PM

Hondas.
****ing Hondas.

Hondas make up about a third of the cars on the roads around here and 90% of the drivers of these Hondas are ****ing retarded. They seem to think that a speed limit of 40 means it's okay to drive 60 or more, and when they come across someone like me driving about 40-45 in said 40mph zone, that driving 18 inches behind my bumper and swerving like an idiot will somehow remedy their troubles. To these drivers, "turn signal" is a naughty word, and a cellphone glued to one's ear is necessary for proper driving. And I'm not just talking about teenage Honda drivers, this goes for 16 year olds up through people who are over 70.

I ****ing hate honda drivers. /rant

Anyway I'm glad to hear that you're alright A2P. Sure, the money would be nice, but not if you end up a paraplegic or something for the rest of your life. Hopefully you got the plates and called the cops on the stupid bitch.

**MagicCarpetRide** · 03-8-2012, 07:41 PM

That's the last time I hire a woman to run someone over.

**A2P** · 03-8-2012, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Crashfan3

Hondas.
****ing Hondas.

Hondas make up about a third of the cars on the roads around here and 90% of the drivers of these Hondas are ****ing retarded. They seem to think that a speed limit of 40 means it's okay to drive 60 or more, and when they come across someone like me driving about 40-45 in said 40mph zone, that driving 18 inches behind my bumper and swerving like an idiot will somehow remedy their troubles. To these drivers, "turn signal" is a naughty word, and a cellphone glued to one's ear is necessary for proper driving. And I'm not just talking about teenage Honda drivers, this goes for 16 year olds up through people who are over 70.

I ****ing hate honda drivers. /rant

Anyway I'm glad to hear that you're alright A2P. Sure, the money would be nice, but not if you end up a paraplegic or something for the rest of your life. Hopefully you got the plates and called the cops on the stupid bitch.

Yeah Honda's are pretty shit. And yeah man, that would be a miserable life if that happened to me

And no I didn't get her license plate because she sped away from the scene (LOL). Hopefully a witness saw something though so we'll see.

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Originally Posted by MagicCarpetRide

That's the last time I hire a woman to run someone over.

oh hey internet tough guy, how are you tonight? hows the micropenis holding up for ya?

03-8-2012, 05:10 PM	#1
A2P FFR Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: nah Age: 34 Posts: 3,127	So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now. To the lady (if she ever reads this): If you'd actually pay attention and NOT TURN ON THE WRONG DRIVING LANE WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING CROSS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ALMOST HIT ME. The good news is, I'm still alive and breathing! No injury! Yay! The bad news is, I'm still alive and breathing. No money. Boo! No but for real, if I hadn't backed away Michael Jackson moonwalk style away from her car, I very well could be in the hospital right now, or even worse, dead. How the fuck do some people even get their licenses, what the fucking hell. Last edited by A2P; 03-8-2012 at 05:13 PM..

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AlexDest good hot Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: North Carolina Age: 29 Posts: 5,309	Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now. i've almost been in a couple crashes with my mom and brother, i could imagine. shit sucks, nice to see you're okay dude __________________ Last edited by AlexDest; 03-8-2012 at 06:44 PM..

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nois-or-e SponCon Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: doot~ Age: 38 Posts: 3,250	Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now. I got knocked off my skateboard on the pavement by an asshole in a car at 60+km/h on my way to the gym in 2010. Broke my pinkie, split my head open and tore the shit out of my hands/shoulder. Went to the gym and did my workout before I knew my finger was broken, ended up walking home and stopping by my regular bar for the wednesday night poker tourn. Came 2nd out of 60~ and scored a $50 drink card which I proceeded to drink in $3 beers until 2am when I finally got home and got a ride to the hospital. tl;dr ****ing wankers that don't watch what they are doing while driving might as well walk around stabbing people in the neck __________________

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A2P FFR Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: nah Age: 34 Posts: 3,127	Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now. That's terrible Jae

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rushyrulz Digital Dancing! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 80 billion club, NE Age: 31 Posts: 12,980	Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now. This message was tweeted from a mobile device whilst traveling 80 MPH down the interstate. __________________

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Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now. Hondas. **ing Hondas. Hondas make up about a third of the cars on the roads around here and 90% of the drivers of these Hondas are ing retarded. They seem to think that a speed limit of 40 means it's okay to drive 60 or more, and when they come across someone like me driving about 40-45 in said 40mph zone, that driving 18 inches behind my bumper and swerving like an idiot will somehow remedy their troubles. To these drivers, "turn signal" is a naughty word, and a cellphone glued to one's ear is necessary for proper driving. And I'm not just talking about teenage Honda drivers, this goes for 16 year olds up through people who are over 70. I ing hate** honda drivers. /rant Anyway I'm glad to hear that you're alright A2P. Sure, the money would be nice, but not if you end up a paraplegic or something for the rest of your life. Hopefully you got the plates and called the cops on the stupid bitch. __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

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