Damn you corporate America

NFD · 11-29-2008, 11:55 PM

You horny bastards.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/171279?GT1=43002

massflavour · 11-29-2008, 11:59 PM

why can't people hold off until they get home? holy ****.

**dood gone krazee** · 11-30-2008, 12:05 AM

This made me lol.

**championanwar** · 11-30-2008, 02:17 AM

Some people just can't wait XD.

**dore** · 11-30-2008, 02:19 AM

That just shows how much Middle-America ****ing hates their jobs.

Crashfan3 · 11-30-2008, 03:19 PM

Steve: *fap, fap, fap*

Boss: Hey Steve, how are those documents coming?

Steve: OH I'M GONNA CUUUUUUM *turns and blows his load all over the boss*

~ And that's another awkward moment, brought to you by Crashfan3 ~

**sumzup** · 11-30-2008, 03:37 PM

wtf Crashfan. WHAT THE ****?!

Boss: Mmm, Steve, this tastes good. Can I have some more?

**funmonkey54** · 11-30-2008, 03:39 PM

People are retarded.

**kmay** · 11-30-2008, 03:43 PM

haha thats hilarious.

wienerschmidtzel · 11-30-2008, 03:45 PM

checklist every morning:
-suit and tie
-coffee
-lotion and tissues

ddr_f4n · 11-30-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newsweek

Earlier this year, nine Washington, D.C., city employees—including at least one from Child and Family Services—were fired for viewing porn sites thousands of times while on the job. The worst offender reportedly logged an average of one hit every 2.5 minutes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newsweek

one hit every 2.5 minutes.

Wtf this guy was really desperate.

**funmonkey54** · 11-30-2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wienerschmidtzel

checklist every morning:
-suit and tie
-coffee
-lotion and tissues

make it easy on yourself and get the tissues with lotion already in them.

Mr. Bob · 11-30-2008, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crashfan3

Steve: *fap, fap, fap*

Boss: Hey Steve, how are those documents coming?

Steve: OH I'M GONNA CUUUUUUM *turns and blows his load all over the boss*

~ And that's another awkward moment, brought to you by Crashfan3 ~

...

you are a very strange person

(this is not a compliment)

NFD · 11-30-2008, 04:05 PM

You're just mad because you're not as creative.

The article said something about a guy that had so many porn viruses that it crashed every day. That's a lot of porn.

**virus003** · 11-30-2008, 04:32 PM

Yes, that's a lot of porn, people should get their lazy asses focused on their job. K thnx.

**Squeek** · 11-30-2008, 04:34 PM

If any of you were old enough to have real jobs, you might understand these people a little more.

Not saying I look at porn at work, but employees are typically left with way too much free time to mess around at work because managers have no idea how to appropriately manage their time.

**pokelda** · 11-30-2008, 04:39 PM

thats right, /d/ isn't porn

wienerschmidtzel · 11-30-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by virus003

Yes, that's a lot of porn, people should get their lazy asses focused on their job. K thnx.

But the worse the economy gets the sadder I get and the more I fill that sadness with pornography. How can I end this vicious cycle?

purebloodtexan · 11-30-2008, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

make it easy on yourself and get the tissues with lotion already in them.

The point of the lotion is lubrication. Having it in the tissue kinda defeats the purpose.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddr_f4n

Wtf this guy was really desperate.

Either that or he desensitizes easily. I can't tell.

tangomango · 11-30-2008, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wienerschmidtzel

But the worse the economy gets the sadder I get and the more I fill that sadness with pornography. How can I end this vicious cycle?

The answer is alcohol.

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