Useless talents. - Page 4

D.J. Cristo · 08-15-2007, 11:03 PM

posting in random threads regarding arbitrary topics

steppinrazor88 · 08-16-2007, 01:17 AM

Uhhh...I can sound like a girl >_>

**alainbryden** · 08-17-2007, 10:39 AM

I give amazing oral sex.

Oh wait... useless?

jchinzilla · 08-17-2007, 11:40 AM

yes ur damned good at fellatio, we KNOW

greekanilater · 08-17-2007, 12:06 PM

well i can annoy the hell outta my class so much that 16 kids got suspended for walking out... and 2 kids got expelled for attacking me... the lunged over my desk lol... i'm completely serious

fastfingers65 · 08-17-2007, 12:08 PM

I can revive myself if I die.

Pretty useless.

vifs · 08-17-2007, 12:13 PM

I can head bang with 3 foot long hair
basically its a giant 6 or so foot in diameter hair windmill

Vekter · 08-17-2007, 01:01 PM

Umm...

1. I can build almost anything with Legos
2. I'm pretty good with my computer
3. Lol, internet
4. I can do certain things with my body that aren't appropriate for discussion here...

EDIT:

Quote:

Originally Posted by vifs

I can head bang with 3 foot long hair
basically its a giant 6 or so foot in diameter hair windmill

THAT IS AWESOME.

D.J. Cristo · 08-17-2007, 01:32 PM

I can count to 10 in over 36 different languages

zabatas · 08-17-2007, 01:58 PM

my usless talents are nothing lol kidding

IKarthyI · 08-19-2007, 12:13 AM

I'll make a video of me riding a bike upside down. It's not on a halfpipe. It is while riding on the ground.

**Zageron** · 08-19-2007, 12:18 AM

Useless talents?

I can.
-Make my eyes vibrate.
-Bend all of my fingers to touch my palm.
-Bend all of my fingers 1" away from the back of my hand.
-I have a talent for talking openly. Don't give a **** what you think. And I never say anything that, in my eyes, would hurt your feelings. And if I don't see it that way it shouldn't. Unless I don't know who you are.
=/

Wootsicle · 08-19-2007, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.J. Cristo

I can count to 10 in over 36 different languages

Is that true?
xD

I have no talents.
<3

burningeyes88 · 08-19-2007, 06:55 PM

i can suck at ef ef ar

jchinzilla · 08-19-2007, 08:09 PM

i can ejaculate distances up to 10 feet.

vifs · 08-19-2007, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jchinzilla

i can ejaculate distances up to 10 feet.

umm... ewww

imahyperpigeon · 08-19-2007, 08:34 PM

1. Showing goats.
2. Guitar Hero.
3. DDR.
4. Marionette Puppets.
5. Puppeteering in general...lmao xD.
6. I can dance on skates.
7. I can shake my eyes xP.
8. I can reply to forums.

YAY!

swordmasterz · 08-19-2007, 11:11 PM

Useless talents..
- Pen spinning (as someone mentioned earlier)
- Solving the Rubik's cube (as also mentioned earlier..)
- Being amazingly good at the Project GIPF games
- Being able to build a kite using drinking straws, a trash bag, a paper clip, and some fishing wire -> which I did recently.. and it flies pretty well too =D

RetroChick2007 · 08-20-2007, 03:03 PM

I can....
I can....
Grow wings when falling from great heights.
Nah, i cant really.
I know...!!!
I can write a sentence that doesnt make sense, and that is totally useless...!!
yeah! Lets go with that...!

tanchou onna · 08-21-2007, 12:45 AM

I'm good at stacking things so they don't collapse. XD;

Oh, and I can find nearly any obscure thing on the internet. Maybe that's not useless, though...

08-15-2007, 11:03 PM	#61
D.J. Cristo FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Illinois Age: 32 Posts: 246	Re: Useless talents. posting in random threads regarding arbitrary topics __________________ "There are two kinds of people in this world: Right handed people and wrong handed people." -Me INDEX REPRESENT...BITCH [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] <=== Proud recipient of the "FFR Master's Degree." ("roflpwnt") Ricky-I never got my Faygo, God damnit! XD

08-16-2007, 01:17 AM	#62
steppinrazor88 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In mah apartment >_> Age: 35 Posts: 105	Re: Useless talents. Uhhh...I can sound like a girl >_> __________________ My Last.fm And all I asked was love me....

08-17-2007, 10:39 AM	#63
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	Re: Useless talents. I give amazing oral sex. Oh wait... useless? __________________ ~NEIGH

08-17-2007, 11:40 AM	#64
jchinzilla i like cheese Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 26 Posts: 2,106	Re: Useless talents. yes ur damned good at fellatio, we KNOW __________________

08-17-2007, 12:06 PM	#65
greekanilater FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kelwona Age: 32 Posts: 352	Re: Useless talents. well i can annoy the hell outta my class so much that 16 kids got suspended for walking out... and 2 kids got expelled for attacking me... the lunged over my desk lol... i'm completely serious __________________

08-17-2007, 12:08 PM	#66
fastfingers65 Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,124	Re: Useless talents. I can revive myself if I die. Pretty useless.

08-17-2007, 12:13 PM	#67
vifs FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 52	Re: Useless talents. I can head bang with 3 foot long hair basically its a giant 6 or so foot in diameter hair windmill __________________

08-17-2007, 01:32 PM	#69
D.J. Cristo FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Illinois Age: 32 Posts: 246	Re: Useless talents. I can count to 10 in over 36 different languages __________________ "There are two kinds of people in this world: Right handed people and wrong handed people." -Me INDEX REPRESENT...BITCH [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] <=== Proud recipient of the "FFR Master's Degree." ("roflpwnt") Ricky-I never got my Faygo, God damnit! XD

08-17-2007, 01:58 PM	#70
zabatas FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2	Re: Useless talents. my usless talents are nothing lol kidding

08-19-2007, 12:13 AM	#71
IKarthyI 'cause I'm Cool Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6	Re: Useless talents. I'll make a video of me riding a bike upside down. It's not on a halfpipe. It is while riding on the ground.

08-19-2007, 12:18 AM	#72
Zageron Zageron E. Tazaterra RRR Developer & DevOps Support Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: BC Age: 32 Posts: 6,586	Re: Useless talents. Useless talents? I can. -Make my eyes vibrate. -Bend all of my fingers to touch my palm. -Bend all of my fingers 1" away from the back of my hand. -I have a talent for talking openly. Don't give a **** what you think. And I never say anything that, in my eyes, would hurt your feelings. And if I don't see it that way it shouldn't. Unless I don't know who you are. =/ __________________ Help Develop FFR

08-19-2007, 08:09 PM	#75
jchinzilla i like cheese Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 26 Posts: 2,106	Re: Useless talents. i can ejaculate distances up to 10 feet. __________________

08-19-2007, 08:34 PM	#77
imahyperpigeon FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 7	Re: Useless talents. 1. Showing goats. 2. Guitar Hero. 3. DDR. 4. Marionette Puppets. 5. Puppeteering in general...lmao xD. 6. I can dance on skates. 7. I can shake my eyes xP. 8. I can reply to forums. YAY!

08-19-2007, 11:11 PM	#78
swordmasterz FFR Player Join Date: May 2006 Location: Don't stalk me! Posts: 272	Re: Useless talents. Useless talents.. - Pen spinning (as someone mentioned earlier) - Solving the Rubik's cube (as also mentioned earlier..) - Being amazingly good at the Project GIPF games - Being able to build a kite using drinking straws, a trash bag, a paper clip, and some fishing wire -> which I did recently.. and it flies pretty well too =D __________________ o

08-20-2007, 03:03 PM	#79
RetroChick2007 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2	Re: Useless talents. I can.... I can.... Grow wings when falling from great heights. Nah, i cant really. I know...!!! I can write a sentence that doesnt make sense, and that is totally useless...!! yeah! Lets go with that...! __________________ Lizzie (RetroChick2007)

08-21-2007, 12:45 AM	#80
tanchou onna FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: US Posts: 5	Re: Useless talents. I'm good at stacking things so they don't collapse. XD; Oh, and I can find nearly any obscure thing on the internet. Maybe that's not useless, though... __________________ 「真実は最初で最後なのです?」そう口はしった君。僕は思い出しつつ、聰明な生き方をちょっと真似たいとかんじさっそうと歩いては、きっと厳しい顔をしたのです。キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! I wish I could always use "KITAAAAAAAAA!"...

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