Useless talents.
 

Does anyone have any useless talents? If so, list them here.

Here are as many of mine that I can think of.

1. Card throwing.
2. Beatboxing.
3. Yo-yo.
4. Juggling.
5. Riding a bike backwards.
6. Didgeridoo plus many other instruments.
7. Coin sculpture.
8. Balancing stuff on my face/head.
9. Hacky sack.
10. I can move my hair.
11. I can shake my eyes.

I have more but I can't think of them at the moment.

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JUGGLING # USELESS!

People can make up to 70 dollars a day just streetshowing, and then if you're booked for performances you get way more!

Current: 6 balls, 4 Clubs

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FFR

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QFT

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He speaks the sad, sad truth.

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Good goddamn man, I've only got a single club and pair of balls.

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guitar hero
I make ultra-amazing sigs
Id love to say ffr
mapping in Hammer

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being able to crack my fingers over and over at any given time

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pen spinning, card throwing, rubiks cube solving, poker chip tricks


stupid junk with my fingers

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dislocating my shoulders, ankles, hips, wrists, hyperextending my elbows, being able to bend myself in half (well almost half) extreme flexability, being able to do the spits and splats

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Oh ya, I forgot to say solving the rubix cube.

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When I try to cross my eyes I just do this:


Also I can crack:
3 parts of my fingers
2 parts of my thumbs
my shoulders (I can do them over and over again)
my elbows (only ocassionally)
my wrists
my back
my neck
my knees (only ocassionally)
my ankles
and my big toe and other toes in 2 places

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Ohhh, hostility? I jest...

I can do various accents, um...FFR as said by ledwix. I can run long distance/for a long time.

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FFR, my mom swears its a waste of time and i should be doing something better.Like gardening with her.

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Cause everyone knows there's so many more scholarships for gardening than FFR.

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I can unicycle lol.

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Ledwix already won this thread with FFR. In addition:

*Standing like a Flamingo forever
*Uh, super flexibility, idk lol.

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I can pwn obnoxious wemens in teh butt.

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splats?? ew.

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Yeah, you know, fap fap splat?