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Old 08-12-2008, 09:10 PM   #1
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Default Switzerland under attack from giant flying turd.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080811...landoffbeatart

Not an Onion article.
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:18 PM   #2
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This however is: http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._infant_son_in

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Old 08-12-2008, 09:23 PM   #3
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S(expletive..)

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Old 08-12-2008, 09:27 PM   #4
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:36 PM   #5
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If turds are art than I'm a freaking artistic genius.
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:48 PM   #6
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There's art in my toilet.
There's dog-art in my back yard.
There's art in my pants wut
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:55 PM   #7
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What happened to the giant inflatable dog that made that turd?
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:03 PM   #8
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Remember kids, giant inflatable turds should not be used as volleyballs.
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:07 PM   #9
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I never knew that I was an artist!
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:10 PM   #10
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Flying Turd? What is going on in this world?
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:15 PM   #11
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You aren't a true artist until you've made blue turds.
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:17 PM   #12
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I've made turds with yellow in them
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:18 PM   #13
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There are just some things people shouldn't be famous for. :/
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You aren't a true artist until you've made blue turds.
done. and im not even joking. Scooby Doo blizzard at Dairy Queen..... intense food coloring.
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You aren't a true artist until you've made blue turds.

i make green turds.
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:28 PM   #17
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Sorry, I had to go, you know...
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:52 PM   #18
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this is a really crappy thread.
lol, they should inflate the turd with farts.
just a thought...
and i thot tsugomaru's onion article was pretty hilarious, as i watched the first six seasons of smallville this summer, lol.
season 7 comes out september!!!
yay.
lol, turd
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:59 PM   #19
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Tsugomaru's article is far more interesting than an inflatable turd.
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I must admit, The Onion is pretty awesome.

Watched the movie last night.
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