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Old 04-21-2006, 08:26 PM   #41
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according the the quick website check I just ran those symptoms can happen but are relatively infrequent. Like a very small percentage of guys with trich experience symptoms.
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Old 04-21-2006, 09:02 PM   #42
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Lol...Yet again...As with chlamydia, gonorrhea, the likes...
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My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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Old 04-21-2006, 09:03 PM   #43
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How the hell did this turn into STDs?
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My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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Old 04-21-2006, 09:03 PM   #44
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How the hell did this turn into STDs?
That's how it started.

He just didn't know it.

P.S.: This whole thread is rofl.
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Old 04-21-2006, 09:07 PM   #45
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*If I see this crap again, banned*
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My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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Old 04-22-2006, 07:38 AM   #46
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there's this real fat guy who catches my bus home and no matter what seat he sits on it gets ****ing broken by his collosal weight. i had to sit next to him one day after a sports carnival. i tried to slit my neck open with a bus ticket the smell was that bad. as soon as i got off that bus i vommited everywhere.
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Old 04-22-2006, 09:27 AM   #47
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There's this girl at my school.
Mega bitch, thinks she owns the place, not pretty, WEARS FLIP FLOPS, looks like a dirty whore, if I could kill her I so would.
I think her boyfriend poops in her vag or something because she smells disgusting and others agree that she smells disgusting.
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Old 04-22-2006, 05:30 PM   #48
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Old 04-22-2006, 05:38 PM   #49
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In my experience, fat people do not smell horribly bad. I mean, it's not like they're exercising and let's face it, if you were fat you'd stay in the air conditioning, so they aren't sweaty. And fat people tend to wear more clothes than others because they're embarassed of their fat, and they might think they might sweat more so they wear more deodorant and perfumes.

Honestly, fat people tend to smell better than skinny people. Especially athletic skinny people. Stinkay.
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Old 04-22-2006, 09:12 PM   #50
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evil, that would be a logical conclusion, but it's just not true. Some one who would work out would have the decency(sp) of showering/deodorant-ing themselves after a workout, but fatasses DON'T work out, hindering showering/deodorant-ing pointless.
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Old 04-22-2006, 10:43 PM   #51
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synth tore this thread up

lol this makes me think of health class
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Old 04-22-2006, 10:51 PM   #52
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Old 04-22-2006, 11:01 PM   #53
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this girl at the bus stop the other day made the buses look like small toys. she was at least 2 meters wide. Around the chin
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Old 04-23-2006, 01:41 AM   #54
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reminds me of that one time...
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Old 04-23-2006, 08:56 AM   #55
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Yeast infections smell similar to actual beer yeast .... not oysters. :\

Probably just a smelly kid in the class or someone who works with seafood, but forgot to shower.

And... Don't knock skirts, because skirts are quicker than pants. ; )
And fun to looks up....
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Old 04-23-2006, 07:40 PM   #56
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Skirts take the fun off taking off someone's pants...That's the best thing in the world...Well...like 20th best...I'm not going to get into the other 19 right now.
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My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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Old 04-23-2006, 08:46 PM   #57
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Heh. Speaking of fat people, there was this kid in my homebase last year. Really, really, really, really fat. At least 275 pounds if he is lucky. *Pauses writing for shower* Well, he smelt bad. We think it was because he is so fat that he doesn't have time to clean his entire skin surface. So, one day, we tell the teacher he smells bad and she agrees with us. He had to go to the nurse and she talked to him like 3 periods straight about personal hygiene. Then made him take a shower in the gym locker room. Damn that kid is fat.
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Old 04-23-2006, 08:54 PM   #58
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You people must be unlucky or something. We don't have any bad smelling fat people. Then again, there's only two in my grade that I'd consider EXTREMELY obese.
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Heh. Speaking of fat people, there was this kid in my homebase last year. Really, really, really, really fat. At least 275 pounds if he is lucky. *Pauses writing for shower* Well, he smelt bad. We think it was because he is so fat that he doesn't have time to clean his entire skin surface. So, one day, we tell the teacher he smells bad and she agrees with us. He had to go to the nurse and she talked to him like 3 periods straight about personal hygiene. Then made him take a shower in the gym locker room. Damn that kid is fat.
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Old 04-23-2006, 11:21 PM   #60
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Fatties FTW. "I can't wash under alllll my folds!"
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