How Sam Got Grounded From TV

MythamX · 03-27-2005, 04:46 PM

Ah, Easter. A time for joy and family togetherness. Go to church, hunt for eggs... I wish I still Egg Hunted... And enjoy the holiday with your relatives. Luckily, because I'm so awesome, I fu#*ed up the whole thing.

It all started at dinner. I was in the chat saying retarded things and yelling at idiots, when my dad comes in and says, "time for dinner!". Of course, dinner isn't appealing to me right now being as I'm busy in a conversation of mass proportions, involving... well something important anyway. I stayed at my computer, ignoring everyone else. The second time my dad came to tell me to come for dinner, I pretended I wasn't there so that giant, loud, short-tempered walrus would leave me be. The third and final time, he literally dragged me to the table, causing me quite a lot of pain. Jerk.

When I got to the table, I was still pissed at him for pulling me away from my computer, so I contemplated a lovely way to get revenge. When I got passed a plate of... ham I think, I took it from my dad's hands and threw the plate at the wall. Everyone stared in shock, and Dad was gettin ready to kill me. Then, for the last touch, "Please pass the ham."

He wasn't pleased. There was a lot of yelling and death threats after that. I was sent to my room and grounded with no TV. Before I slammed my door, I just had to finish it, "Enjoy your tea!". (Beforehand I spit in my dad's tea glass when he wasn't looking. I don't even know why he drinks tea anyway. It probably tasted the same.)

Now, I'm currently $40 richer and his wallet is $40 emptier. The lesson: don't piss me off, or I'll spit in your tea.

Regards:

GuidoHunter · 03-27-2005, 04:51 PM

You are a damned idiot.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

blargherness · 03-27-2005, 04:53 PM

wow, im ULTIMATELY surprised you werent grounded from the computer.

Tps222 · 03-27-2005, 04:53 PM

Wow, no famliy values, dude, your family is way more important then the internet. I had a great dicussion with my grandparents and mom about religion, physics, television, music, and many other things. It was one of the best easter's I have had in a long time.

The_Q · 03-27-2005, 04:58 PM

That is disgusting, Sam. Todos para la familia.

Q

blargherness · 03-27-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

You are a damned idiot.

Quote:

Wow, no famliy values, dude, your family is way more important then the internet.

Quote:

That is disgusting, Sam. Todos para la familia.

pretty much my thoughts...

BluE_MeaniE · 03-27-2005, 05:03 PM

You're a bad son.

Linkisdoomed · 03-27-2005, 05:04 PM

Damn f*cking idiot. Why would you do that..... (Id steal cash too.....) But tea is just awesome. *sips some* I almost pissed myself when you asked for the ham.

QreepyBORIS · 03-27-2005, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

You are a damned idiot.

--Guido

Ah, give the kid a break. He probably d--

Not. Oh, snap.

You are a damned idiot, little kid.

ImEric12 · 03-27-2005, 05:16 PM

Yeah, if you go to that length of revenge, you have a serious computer addiction, and probably need help. That was a pretty dumb thing to do.

MythamX · 03-27-2005, 05:17 PM

God damnit, who am I kidding... I couldn't do that... The whole thing never happened, I made up the whole damn story... I knew it was a bad idea from the start and it sounded a lot better in my head, truthfully. Well, I learned my lesson. No more topic making for me. Sorry everyone, this is harder than I thought.

Bleh, I suck at this... Forgivness is a token not easily earned...

The_Q · 03-27-2005, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Forgivness is a token not easily earned...

Especially when you're not really earning it.

Q

MythamX · 03-27-2005, 05:23 PM

There you go. Not like I deserve your forgivness anyway. Guess I'll go then. Probably take a break from FFR til this washes over. Could be a while... Next time... If there is a next time, I will NOT be so dumb and careless. That I can promise you. Til' then, I'm outa here...

Lupin_the_3rd · 03-27-2005, 05:37 PM

wait, what the hell?

mead1 · 03-27-2005, 05:41 PM

You sir, phail at life.

**Freak83** · 03-27-2005, 05:44 PM

Not a clue if that was real or not now. If it was real, then... idiot.

**aperson** · 03-27-2005, 05:45 PM

You're a ginormous ****** for doing that shit to your family.

You're a fucking X-BOX sized ****** for lying about this shit to a bunch of random people on the internet.

Tps222 · 03-27-2005, 05:47 PM

If you try to lie to people that you don't even know as a joke, you have problems. That was a sad attempt to be funny, especially on a holiday, please, take your time away from the forums to re-prioritze your values in your life.

**Kilgamayan** · 03-27-2005, 05:48 PM

This thread made me lol.

Well, minus the first post.

Locked for obvious reasons.

03-27-2005, 04:46 PM	#1
MythamX FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 72	How Sam Got Grounded From TV Ah, Easter. A time for joy and family togetherness. Go to church, hunt for eggs... I wish I still Egg Hunted... And enjoy the holiday with your relatives. Luckily, because I'm so awesome, I fu#*ed up the whole thing. It all started at dinner. I was in the chat saying retarded things and yelling at idiots, when my dad comes in and says, "time for dinner!". Of course, dinner isn't appealing to me right now being as I'm busy in a conversation of mass proportions, involving... well something important anyway. I stayed at my computer, ignoring everyone else. The second time my dad came to tell me to come for dinner, I pretended I wasn't there so that giant, loud, short-tempered walrus would leave me be. The third and final time, he literally dragged me to the table, causing me quite a lot of pain. Jerk. When I got to the table, I was still pissed at him for pulling me away from my computer, so I contemplated a lovely way to get revenge. When I got passed a plate of... ham I think, I took it from my dad's hands and threw the plate at the wall. Everyone stared in shock, and Dad was gettin ready to kill me. Then, for the last touch, "Please pass the ham." He wasn't pleased. There was a lot of yelling and death threats after that. I was sent to my room and grounded with no TV. Before I slammed my door, I just had to finish it, "Enjoy your tea!". (Beforehand I spit in my dad's tea glass when he wasn't looking. I don't even know why he drinks tea anyway. It probably tasted the same.) Now, I'm currently $40 richer and his wallet is $40 emptier. The lesson: don't piss me off, or I'll spit in your tea. Regards: __________________ ~Sam

03-27-2005, 04:53 PM	#3
blargherness FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Massachusetts...did I spell that right? Age: 33 Posts: 624	wow, im ULTIMATELY surprised you werent grounded from the computer. __________________

03-27-2005, 05:04 PM	#8
Linkisdoomed FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Where empty thoughts die. Age: 34 Posts: 594	Damn fcking idiot. Why would you do that..... (Id steal cash too.....) But tea is just awesome. sips some* I almost pissed myself when you asked for the ham. __________________ R^3 Skin God R^3 Engine Skin Curator

03-27-2005, 05:16 PM	#10
ImEric12 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Next to Hooker Land. :o Posts: 1,952	Yeah, if you go to that length of revenge, you have a serious computer addiction, and probably need help. That was a pretty dumb thing to do. __________________

03-27-2005, 05:17 PM	#11
MythamX FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 72	God damnit, who am I kidding... I couldn't do that... The whole thing never happened, I made up the whole damn story... I knew it was a bad idea from the start and it sounded a lot better in my head, truthfully. Well, I learned my lesson. No more topic making for me. Sorry everyone, this is harder than I thought. Bleh, I suck at this... Forgivness is a token not easily earned... __________________ ~Sam

03-27-2005, 04:53 PM	#4
Tps222 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 6,167	Wow, no famliy values, dude, your family is way more important then the internet. I had a great dicussion with my grandparents and mom about religion, physics, television, music, and many other things. It was one of the best easter's I have had in a long time.

03-27-2005, 04:58 PM	#5
The_Q FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Columbus, OH Age: 34 Posts: 4,391	That is disgusting, Sam. Todos para la familia. Q

03-27-2005, 05:03 PM	#7
BluE_MeaniE FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Worcester, MA Posts: 796	You're a bad son.

03-27-2005, 05:23 PM	#13
MythamX FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 72	There you go. Not like I deserve your forgivness anyway. Guess I'll go then. Probably take a break from FFR til this washes over. Could be a while... Next time... If there is a next time, I will NOT be so dumb and careless. That I can promise you. Til' then, I'm outa here... __________________ ~Sam

03-27-2005, 05:37 PM	#14
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	wait, what the hell?

03-27-2005, 05:41 PM	#15
mead1 Cerebellumberjack Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: On a boat Age: 33 Posts: 3,960	You sir, phail at life.

03-27-2005, 05:44 PM	#16
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	Not a clue if that was real or not now. If it was real, then... idiot.

03-27-2005, 05:45 PM	#17
aperson FFR Hall of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 3,428	You're a ginormous ****** for doing that shit to your family. You're a fucking X-BOX sized ****** for lying about this shit to a bunch of random people on the internet. __________________

03-27-2005, 05:47 PM	#18
Tps222 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 6,167	If you try to lie to people that you don't even know as a joke, you have problems. That was a sad attempt to be funny, especially on a holiday, please, take your time away from the forums to re-prioritze your values in your life.

03-27-2005, 05:48 PM	#19
Kilgamayan Super Scooter Happy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location, Location. Age: 39 Posts: 6,583	This thread made me lol. Well, minus the first post. Locked for obvious reasons. __________________ I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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