24 Children, Condition: Used

**lightdarkness** · 03-24-2005, 10:12 AM

Description: Description: 24 Small Children that come with their original warranty papers, clothing etc.. 8 of them have over-sized heads, and were supposed to be called back, but never were.

All are ages 2-5, and have had as many years experience in the Japanese language. All of the children above age 3 have already had training in factories owned by Disney, making Donald Duck Velcro wallets. I am asking £340 dollars a head for this bunch, or take them all for £5,000!

Also available - GRAB BAG! Receive in your grab bag: 3 random children and a fun, free mystery prize. Shipping costs vary depending on order size and how large my friend Eggers and I have to make the wooden box. Boxes range from £35 to £80 dollars, food, water and air holes cost extra.

Has been removed from ebay.

Discuss.

**Kilgamayan** · 03-24-2005, 10:14 AM

"Condition: Used" made me lol.

I wonder what the mystery prize was.

Mychilli · 03-24-2005, 11:10 AM

lejit? im buying!

XDDRCutieX · 03-24-2005, 11:14 AM

thats so sad!!!!!!!!
~Rach~

**Tasselfoot** · 03-24-2005, 11:38 AM

what will someone come up with next?

Timestopper31191 · 03-24-2005, 11:43 AM

A keyboard used to AAA a really hard song signed by its user...

OH WAI lol

Lets see if they get sold on amazon.com.

evilbutterfly · 03-24-2005, 11:44 AM

Now I wonder if they were serious. I sure hope not.

Mychilli · 03-24-2005, 01:27 PM

i do, child labor is cheap.

**Moogy** · 03-24-2005, 01:58 PM

I LOLd.

hydrojakep · 03-24-2005, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tasselfoot

what will someone come up with next?

howzabout satan.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...L&type=bondage

Mindfields · 03-24-2005, 03:30 PM

I was expecting them to come from China more than Japan...
Lold at the Grab Bag...

netty400 · 03-24-2005, 03:32 PM

I JIZd.

JurseyRider734 · 03-24-2005, 03:37 PM

Well I know someone who would only use those poor asian children for his sexual needs.

That would be Lupin.

**Rebirth0** · 03-24-2005, 04:04 PM

That has to be the best auction ever. XD

OneHandedConverse · 03-24-2005, 08:54 PM

Water and food and air holes will cost extra.... that's great.

VegetaRobGT · 03-26-2005, 06:22 PM

shipping is to expensive. i cant afford

deltro300111 · 03-26-2005, 08:14 PM

I sol'd auction over, I lose

03-24-2005, 10:12 AM	#1
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 11,308	24 Children, Condition: Used Description: Description: 24 Small Children that come with their original warranty papers, clothing etc.. 8 of them have over-sized heads, and were supposed to be called back, but never were. All are ages 2-5, and have had as many years experience in the Japanese language. All of the children above age 3 have already had training in factories owned by Disney, making Donald Duck Velcro wallets. I am asking £340 dollars a head for this bunch, or take them all for £5,000! Also available - GRAB BAG! Receive in your grab bag: 3 random children and a fun, free mystery prize. Shipping costs vary depending on order size and how large my friend Eggers and I have to make the wooden box. Boxes range from £35 to £80 dollars, food, water and air holes cost extra. Has been removed from ebay. Discuss. __________________

03-24-2005, 10:14 AM	#2
Kilgamayan Super Scooter Happy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location, Location. Age: 39 Posts: 6,583	RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used "Condition: Used" made me lol. I wonder what the mystery prize was. __________________ I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

03-24-2005, 11:10 AM	#3
Mychilli FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: ^ _ ^ Age: 34 Posts: 555	RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used lejit? im buying! __________________

03-24-2005, 11:14 AM	#4
XDDRCutieX FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 251	RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used thats so sad!!!!!!!! ~Rach~ __________________

03-24-2005, 11:38 AM	#5
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 40 Posts: 25,184	RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used what will someone come up with next? __________________ RIP

03-24-2005, 11:43 AM	#6
Timestopper31191 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12	RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used A keyboard used to AAA a really hard song signed by its user... OH WAI lol Lets see if they get sold on amazon.com. __________________

03-24-2005, 11:44 AM	#7
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used Now I wonder if they were serious. I sure hope not. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

03-24-2005, 01:27 PM	#8
Mychilli FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: ^ _ ^ Age: 34 Posts: 555	RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used i do, child labor is cheap. __________________

03-24-2005, 01:58 PM	#9
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 34 Posts: 10,303	RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used I LOLd. __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

03-24-2005, 03:30 PM	#11
Mindfields Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 32 Posts: 1,566	RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used I was expecting them to come from China more than Japan... Lold at the Grab Bag...

03-24-2005, 04:04 PM	#14
Rebirth0 FFR Originalbro Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Age: 33 Posts: 8,750	RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used That has to be the best auction ever. XD

03-24-2005, 08:54 PM	#15
OneHandedConverse FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4	RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used Water and food and air holes will cost extra.... that's great.

03-26-2005, 06:22 PM	#16
VegetaRobGT FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 201	RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used shipping is to expensive. i cant afford

03-26-2005, 08:14 PM	#17
deltro300111 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: d colon Age: 34 Posts: 1,014	RE: Re: RE: 24 Children, Condition: Used I sol'd auction over, I lose __________________

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