My play on words thread! post yurs!

[skillplayer]

My friend came up with this one: The world will end when pigs fly. Swine Flu LOL





(that's flew for the weakminded)

[Nyokou]

Your friend did not come up with that. That phrase has been around for MONTHS.

[skillplayer]

I figured

[skillplayer]

i try to think of funny things to post. i not good :c

[skillplayer]

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder & got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist & a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show you A-flat miner.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.


Eat it, Love it

[A2P]

DotY 2009

ps shoulda posted in the Games Board. Last board on the main index

[Quigly]

Let's just all save the whales.

[Quigly]

Again.

[skillplayer]

How does that fit into there?

[Nyokou]

I agree with Quigly. Sign the petition.

NAO

[Quigly]

Okay guys this thread is now about



Get to it.

[DossarLX ODI]

"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"

This was from the El Mariachi sequel

[Eddie the munster]

free willy

[alexdestructions]

what a gay thread

[~HentaiXXX~]

Something I came up with because I was feeling stupid. About as stupid as this thread. =D


This is America, we speak American, not American't.

[DotKritic]

Here's my word:



The bird is the berd.



That's right. I said word.

[NFD]

They just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

[DotKritic]

NFD wins.

[skillplayer]

holy crap this went in a lot of directions. something about a gay mexican whale with a lot of knives

[skillplayer]

I DO love leaving a thread for a while and watching what happens. it's really hilarious