Anti-Dolphin ?_?

[phe0nixblade]

http://www.anti-dolphin.org/
Discuss. By the way, these guys are super good trolls, or just are very dumb.

[Izzy]

Probably just some bored people having fun. This isn't as bad as the flat earth society.

[phe0nixblade]

Originally Posted by Izzy

Probably just some bored people having fun. This isn't as bad as the flat earth society.

Whaaat, time to find that and lol as well.

[Izzy]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum...&topic=11211.0

The Flat Earth Society Forums' goal is to promote the free discussion of The Flat Earth Theory as well as the free discussion of and debate of any topic of interest to our members that do not contradict Forum Rules.

Q: "Why doesn't water run off the Earth?"

A: There is a vast ice wall that keeps the water where it is. The ice wall is roughly 150ft high. This also explains why you can find a vast plane of ice when you travel south. Antarctica as a continent does not exist.

[phe0nixblade]

Originally Posted by Izzy

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum...&topic=11211.0

I saw this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[funmonkey54]

Haha. These are funny.

[demonllama6124]

the world is full of retards

[Izzy]

If ignorant of the almighty Time Cube Creation Truth,
you deserve to be killed.
Killing you is not immoral -
but justified to save life on
Earth for future generations.

lol. It is funnier with the horribly english.

[Shadowlessheart]

Q: "NASA and other world space agencies have pictures of the Earth from space, and in those pictures the Earth is clearly a globe; in this day and age, hasn't it been proven beyond any doubt that the Earth is round?"

A: NASA and the rest of the world's space agencies who claim to have been to space are involved in a Conspiracy to keep the shape of the Earth hidden. The pictures are faked using simple imaging software.





...Wow neat every government agency really is against us...I guess knowing the Earth is really flat would be to hard for us to take O_o?!?!?!

[Quigly]

I'm going on a quest to find this giant wall of ice.

Who's with me.

[ananana]

I'm in. I want to fall off the face of the planet.

[qqwref]

If there really was a wall of ice, you'd think someone would have tried to fly there with an airplane to figure out what was beyond it. A 150-foot-tall wall would really be no problem at all and the theory would look awfully silly if they never found the ice wall It's a funny website, though. One wonders how many people on their forums actually believe in FE and how many are just trolling and counter-trolling each other.

[Varia]

Needs more anti-skub.

[kommisar[os]]

http://rhinoparty.com/

Other platform promises of the Rhinoceros Party included:

* Repealing the law of gravity
* Providing higher education by building taller schools
* Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages
* Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset
* Making Montreal the Venice of North America by damming the St. Lawrence River
* Abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space
* Annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory, after the Yukon and the Northwest Territories (Nunavut did not yet exist) in Canada's backyard, in order to eliminate foreign control of Canada's natural resources
* Ending crime by abolishing all laws
* To provide more parking in the Maritimes and to create the world's largest parking lot respectively, paving the Bay of Fundy and the province of Manitoba
* Turning Montreal's Saint Catherine Street into the world's longest bowling alley
* Amending Canada's Freedom of Information Act. "Nothing is free anymore; Canadians should have to pay for their information."
* Making the Canadian climate more temperate by tapping into the natural resource of hot air in Ottawa.
* Storing nuclear waste in the Senate. "After all, we've been storing political waste there for years."
* Adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks and tractors first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last
* Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California
* Putting the national debt on Visa
* Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons
* Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montréal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)
* Painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times
* Banning guns and butter, since both kill
* Banning lousy Canadian winters
* Renaming the country Nantucket
* Building a bridge spanning the country, from Vancouver Island to Newfoundland.
* Making the Trans-Canada Highway one way only.
* Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.
* Donate a free rhinoceros to every aspiring artist in Canada
* Counting the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any

[A2P]

You know, all you're doing is giving these sites/organizations/trolls more power by mentioning them.

[phe0nixblade]

Originally Posted by A2P

You know, all you're doing is giving these sites/organizations/trolls more power by mentioning them.

Yep, funny **** though so it's ok

[A2P]

No it's not. They use ridiculous claims to get your attention. You're helping them by spreading the word.

Tool.

[Psychotik]

Why are people finding this funny? These all seem like valid theories.

[NFD]

They're void of common sense.

[Izzy]

Originally Posted by A2P

You know, all you're doing is giving these sites/organizations/trolls more power by mentioning them.

Soon they will form a powerful enough conspiracy that they will take over the world.