My life is over.

**All_That_Chaz** · 01-12-2008, 04:55 AM

I could've sworn I was allowed to have kitties in my apartment. I was talking with the manager of my building about it and she was like, "Wut?! No, lol. U phag, kno kittehs 4 j00 lol!" and she stapled this to my head:

I haven't stopped crying.

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 01-12-2008, 04:58 AM

That's horrible. I call bs. )':

Edit: Invite me over and let me talk to her. She'll reconsider. I have a killer nut shot.

Edit2: Yes, I am implying I will hit her in the nuts.

**All_That_Chaz** · 01-12-2008, 05:03 AM

*sniff* thanks hammeh, but idk, she doesn't have nuts. ='(

and i don't want violence... I JUST WANT A KITTY

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 01-12-2008, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

*sniff* thanks hammeh, but idk, she doesn't have nuts. ='(

and i don't want violence... I JUST WANT A KITTY

I suppose I could just push her into a wall, or something. What about a squirrel, though? Does she allow squirrels? Get a squirrel, Chaz! =D

**All_That_Chaz** · 01-12-2008, 05:07 AM

I already has a squirrel! His name is Hammy and I lurvs him! <3

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 01-12-2008, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

I already has a squirrel! His name is Hammy and I lurvs him! <3

That's very kind of you, but I'm not your squirrel. ):

Ask her if she allows squirrels. Start at like...hamsters, then move your way up. Either way, I want to push her into a wall. Stupid bitch.

**All_That_Chaz** · 01-12-2008, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by HeartbreakerMcSquirrel

That's very kind of you, but I'm not your squirrel. ):

You break my heart approximately twelve-thousand times a day.

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Originally Posted by HammyMcSquirrel

Ask her if she allows squirrels. Start at like...hamsters, then move your way up.

She said that I'm only allowed to have fish. But she said it all seductively and put her arm around me while she said it... I think she was coming onto me. I puked in her hair.

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Originally Posted by AgnryMcSquirrel

Either way, I want to push her into a wall and dine on her entrails. Stupid bitch.

Friendliest poster of '07 right here, folks.

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 01-12-2008, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

She said that I'm only allowed to have fish.

You know what that means. You get something poisonous...very poisonous.

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But she said it all seductively and put her arm around me while she said it... I think she was coming onto me.

Oh, well...Have sex and then poison her.

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I puked in her hair.

Goodness!

So does that mean you are going to get a fish? Hey, man....Catfish.

lxDestinyxl · 01-12-2008, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

Friendliest poster of '07 right here, folks.

Haha!

Poor you

Just smuggle one... no, smuggle in as many as you want. But make sure your kitty stay's quiet.

**All_That_Chaz** · 01-12-2008, 05:24 AM

I already has a catfish too. And I don't know about poisonous, but whenever ladies spend the night with me and my catfish they end up yelling at me saying that my catfish got them sick. =/

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Originally Posted by lxDestinyxl

make sure your kitty stay's quiet.

It's not the kitty that'll be making the noise. When I'm near a kitty, I tend to ramble inanities that sound an awful lot like a lunatic screaming "KITTY!!!111" all damn day.

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 01-12-2008, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

I already has a catfish too. And I don't know about poisonous, but whenever ladies spend the night with me and my catfish they end up yelling at me saying that my catfish got them sick. =/

I should have seen that coming, hahaha.
lolcoming

lxDestinyxl · 01-12-2008, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

I already has a catfish too. And I don't know about poisonous, but whenever ladies spend the night with me and my catfish they end up yelling at me saying that my catfish got them sick. =/

Puffer fish, if it suits you.
It's edible too!

**HammyMcSquirrel** · 01-12-2008, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by lxDestinyxl

Puffer fish, if it suits you.
It's edible too!

I actually had one of those a few years back. The tank water got messed and it died, though. Poor Puff Daddy. ):

lxDestinyxl · 01-12-2008, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by HammyMcSquirrel

I actually had one of those a few years back. The tank water got messed and it died, though. Poor Puff Daddy. ):

They look so cute.
No fins.
A ball.
Two eyes.
A hole as a nose.
Aww!

And best of all, they float! Bobbing up and down... what a relaxing life to have.

**knuckles2224** · 01-12-2008, 06:04 AM

She's a cat hater.

**customstuff** · 01-12-2008, 08:07 AM

Noooooooo! She's evil. I feel bad for teh kittah

kylehaas · 01-12-2008, 08:16 AM

You should get one of those water-frogs. They are hip.
Or you could just type in "PET" on Ebay, and buy whatever comes up.

**ELRayford** · 01-12-2008, 08:20 AM

You could always get a turtle. ,^,e

Tibs · 01-12-2008, 09:42 AM

Smuggle a kitten into your apartment in your liver.

Problems · 01-12-2008, 09:53 AM

Just negotiate. Ask her why there are no cats allowed, and prove her wrong. Crying on command works wonders.

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