Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. - Page 20

**hayatewillown** · 10-7-2007, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BowserFanatic

i have less than 5 words you dumbass

You little Sh*t thats because you edited it.
Don't act smart with me.

[I have a girlfriend now, so HA]

star_angel94 · 10-7-2007, 05:52 PM

Not. My. Type.

=D

TheBoneIII · 10-7-2007, 08:40 PM

I'm a wuss.

**freakysnots** · 10-7-2007, 08:44 PM

I prefer porn and hentai.

TheBoneIII · 10-7-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by freakysnots

I prefer porn and hentai.

Exactly why you need one.

Istele · 10-7-2007, 09:48 PM

Unreturned crush

**eastsideman09** · 10-7-2007, 10:50 PM

i cholked. no guts?

massflavour · 10-7-2007, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freakysnots

I prefer porn and hentai.

qft kinda lol

**L_eMo_N** · 10-7-2007, 11:00 PM

i became limp...

KH Luxord · 10-7-2007, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freakysnots

I prefer porn and hentai.

Hentai? Don't know what that is...but anyone that prefers p0rn over a person that you can really be with...that is creepy.

Especially if you are a female. That is creepy...

Also, that is why you need one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Istele

Unreturned crush

That was how my first one went.

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastsideman09

i cholked. no guts?

That was me before my friends made me ask after having a crush for a few months.

**richyrich55** · 10-7-2007, 11:54 PM

I'm ugly and overweight.

(Looks like I'll die a virgin)

KH Luxord · 10-8-2007, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by richyrich55

I'm ugly and overweight.

(Looks like I'll die a virgin)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tibs

Q. "I like this boy/girl a lot but I don't know how to ask them out."
A. "Stop being a pussy and ask them. Don't do anything stupidly dramatic."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend just broke up with me and I am very sad."
A. "Too bad."

Q. "The boy/girl I like just rejected me."
A. "Too bad. Find someone else."

Q. "I can't get a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong?"
A. "Well, for a start you're posting about it on a forum for an online dancing simulator."
Q. "No, really."
A. "Don't be someone you're not, and be patient. Someone will come along, and if they don't there's always masturbation."

Q. "I am in a relationship, but am attracted to another boy/girl as well."
A. "Don't be a jerk."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend is pressuring me for sex but I am not ready."
A. "Tell Them. If they don't understand then you probably shouldn't be with them.

Q. "My ex-boyfriend/girlfriend says that they love me and want to get back together, even though they broke it off in the first place."
A. "They want sex. Don't do it."

Q. "I am attracted to my best friends brother/sister."
A. "Make sure they won't feel weird about it before you start dating them."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on me, but is begging I take them back."
A. "You'd have to be pretty stupid to do it."

Q. "I think I'm gay."
A. "Okay."
Q. "But I don't know how to meet other fags."
A. "You'll love college."

Q. "Yay! I just got a girlfriend! What do I do now?"
A. "Stick it in her butt and pee."

Q. "You didn't answer my question at all.

"
A. WWW.TEENHELP.ORG

There you go.

3304life · 10-8-2007, 01:06 AM

I get too Obsessed

GiR- · 10-8-2007, 02:42 AM

Waiting For The Right One

KH Luxord · 10-8-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by GiR-

Waiting For The Right One

Aren't we all?

Istele · 10-8-2007, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KH Luxord

Aren't we all?

~Unless you don't think there is a 'right one'. ^^

SuperSonicX · 10-8-2007, 02:49 PM

Because of this thread

burningeyes88 · 10-8-2007, 05:10 PM

i kinda have a girlfreind now

Chrissi · 10-8-2007, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KH Luxord

Hentai? Don't know what that is...but anyone that prefers p0rn over a person that you can really be with...that is creepy.

Especially if you are a female. That is creepy...

Also, that is why you need one.

Well, you're still young, so it does make sense that you don't understand this sort of adult stuff. However, saying "especially if you are a female" is pretty offensive, since you're basically saying it's okay for guys (well not okay, but MORE ok) and not for girls.

mead1 · 10-8-2007, 06:34 PM

bisexual vampire wannabes are fickle

10-7-2007, 05:52 PM	#382
star_angel94 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1	Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words. Not. My. Type. =D

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