The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

Cj_leonine · 10-2-2007, 09:51 PM

What to do in case zombie's begin inhabiting the Earth for some unknown reason.

We can assume they can't die because they're already dead. Best means of destroying them would be nukes. . . but all the scientists controlling the nukes are already dead and no one knows how to fire any off so that's out of the question.

Discuss do's[?] and don'ts

Do's

Burn them to ash

Carry a sword / cut them up [limbs will still move]
(something big enough to cut them up w/ but not so heavy that you can't control it.)

Don'ts
Playing ITG is out of the question.

~HentaiXXX~ · 10-2-2007, 09:52 PM

Burn them, they won't necessarily be dead, seeing as they already are, but they'll be turned into ash, so they aren't a threat.

.david · 10-2-2007, 09:53 PM

Put them in a big steel container and throw it into the ocean. They wont be of any harm to us in there.

Cj_leonine · 10-2-2007, 09:59 PM

But how would you go about capturing them? Assume they only wish to eat your flesh and are still as strong / fast as a normal person even when their muscles have deteriorated.

also animals are zombies too. Bugs / insects don't count.

**Coolboyrulez0** · 10-3-2007, 07:29 AM

get a shotgun or practice skills on newgrounds zombie games.

CBR

Raveren · 10-3-2007, 07:46 AM

Join the bandwagon

Zombification, everyone's doing it!

Dragula219 · 10-3-2007, 07:57 AM

Well first of all, zombies die with a blunt or piercing blow to the head. If the zombie invasion happened now, you'd probably be dead in a couple hours for not knowings this.

My current plan (since I'm at school) would be to break off a leg from the table behind me, and use that as a weapon until I could get to my car. I'd stop by a weapons store on the way home, steal some weapons, and proceed to go back to my house. Barricade, etc.

I won't die, bitches.

TI_Virus · 10-3-2007, 08:09 AM

1. Cut your hair off, wear tight clothes. You don't need anything zombies can grab on to.

2. ALWAYS keep a sword as a weapon, they don't run out of ammo and you don't have to reload.

3. Shotguns are very effective. Since you'll want to be quiet though, your best bet for a projectile weapon would be a crossbow.

4. Stay on the move. The longer you idle the more zombies you will attract. Stealth is very importan as well you don't want to draw attention to yourself.

5. Fire is very, very bad. As zombies don't feel anything and take a long time to incinerate, you will set somthing on fire that is trying to bite you, which may in turn set you on fire. Fire will not slow a zombie down.

6. Stay away from malls, hospitals and police stations. This is where the stupid people will be. Wal mart and Kmart are included, along with any other large department stores.

So my plan would be to raid some local stores close to my house when infection breaks out and hide until the virus is no longer "hot". I'd destroy the steps leading up to my 2nd floor. And just hang out really. There are only 2 windows, one door... and until the power goes out I have halo 3. Also, unless spiderman becomes a zombie, they can't climb the wall to get to me. After than I'll grab a few of my sturdier swords for primary weapons and sai for backup. I'd sneak to the nearest abandoned bike and get moving. I'd get to a gun store or pawn shop asap for a pistol, shotgun or crossbow. Whatever i can find. And from there I'd just stay on the move. I suppose if I ever came across an armored car, I'd take it, and get a group of people to mod it and we'd just drive around, killing zombies. But if it's just me on a bike, I'm probably gonna be alone.

Let me know if you need any further teachings.

Thanks for reading.
~Lukas, professional zombie killer.

p.s. About dumping them in the ocean... If you put them in the water, and whatever virus was infecting them got in the water.. If you touched the ocean, you'd be infected or it would get in the atmosphere (because whatever makes zombies obviously doesn't need a living cell to replicate) and next time it rained you'd have infected water. O.o

fastfingers65 · 10-3-2007, 04:28 PM

Local arcade ITG2

btw, did you copy that from a website TI Virus, I think I saw that about an hour ago.

T3hDDRKid · 10-3-2007, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TI_Virus

blah blah

You didn't get all your ideas from Resident Evil or anything.

P.S. Yeah, hang out in your house, great idea WAIT NOW I HAVE A THOUSAND ZOMBIES SURROUNDING ME WUT DO I DO I HAV NO FOOD LEFT

CrashJet555 · 10-3-2007, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T3hDDRKid

You didn't get all your ideas from Resident Evil or anything.

P.S. Yeah, hang out in your house, great idea WAIT NOW I HAVE A THOUSAND ZOMBIES SURROUNDING ME WUT DO I DO I HAV NO FOOD LEFT

Good point....

And one word, bitches:

Silver

**Nightfirecat** · 10-3-2007, 07:48 PM

Hmm... Use holy water... How the hell you'd get it before zombies ate you, I don't know...

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrashJet555

Silver

Silver=Werewolf
Holy Water=Undead

CrashJet555 · 10-3-2007, 07:53 PM

Durr! Ain't you seen Blade?

T3hDDRKid · 10-3-2007, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrashJet555

Good point....

And one word, bitches:

Silver

Let's throw some silver at the zombies OH CRAP ITS STILL COMING AND NOW ITS ANGRY THAT THERE'S SILVER LODGED IN ITS FOREHEAD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightfirecat

Hmm... Use holy water... How the hell you'd get it before zombies ate you, I don't know...

Silver=Werewolf
Holy Water=Undead

I THREW WATER ON IT BUT IT JUST GOT WET AND ANGRY WUT DO I DO?

arsonistsgetallthegirls · 10-3-2007, 08:01 PM

psh,

1) get to a wepons store.
2) "buy" a sword and 3 pistols w/ more ammo then you will need.
3) try and round up a posse
4) carve a path to the nearest/largest grocery store (stay out of water and thickets)
5) clear and barricade the store with the help of your posse
6) assuming the store is clear and your barricade is sufficient, eat up
7) DO NOT LEAVE UNTIL INFECTION HAS DIED DOWN
8) round up survivors and begin purging using whats left of your store as a base.
9) ROFL epic thread candidate

Engler · 10-3-2007, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T3hDDRKid

I THREW WATER ON IT BUT IT JUST GOT WET AND ANGRY WUT DO I DO?

Holy Water.

arsonistsgetallthegirls · 10-3-2007, 08:06 PM

Do: bukkake
Don't: holy water

magirocker · 10-3-2007, 08:22 PM

If you can find yourself in an alley backed into a corner, it would not be difficult to slice zombies down one by one with a sword before they could get to you.

Litodude · 10-3-2007, 08:33 PM

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T3hDDRKid · 10-3-2007, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engler

Holy Water.

oh no I THREW WATER ON IT NOW IT'S HOLY AND WET WHAT DO I DO?

10-2-2007, 09:51 PM	#1
Cj_leonine FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chillin' with Carmen San Diego Age: 34 Posts: 2,070	The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide What to do in case zombie's begin inhabiting the Earth for some unknown reason. We can assume they can't die because they're already dead. Best means of destroying them would be nukes. . . but all the scientists controlling the nukes are already dead and no one knows how to fire any off so that's out of the question. Discuss do's[?] and don'ts Do's Burn them to ash Carry a sword / cut them up [limbs will still move] (something big enough to cut them up w/ but not so heavy that you can't control it.) Don'ts Playing ITG is out of the question. __________________ Status: Innactive Onehander Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night Last edited by Cj_leonine; 10-2-2007 at 10:02 PM..

10-2-2007, 09:52 PM	#2
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide Burn them, they won't necessarily be dead, seeing as they already are, but they'll be turned into ash, so they aren't a threat.

10-2-2007, 09:53 PM	#3
.david FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 490	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide Put them in a big steel container and throw it into the ocean. They wont be of any harm to us in there. __________________ AAA's - 110 Best - BALLOON FEVER :O Most Recent - BALLOON FEVER! Tier Points - 327

10-2-2007, 09:59 PM	#4
Cj_leonine FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chillin' with Carmen San Diego Age: 34 Posts: 2,070	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide But how would you go about capturing them? Assume they only wish to eat your flesh and are still as strong / fast as a normal person even when their muscles have deteriorated. also animals are zombies too. Bugs / insects don't count. __________________ Status: Innactive Onehander Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

10-3-2007, 07:29 AM	#5
Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 30 Posts: 10,031	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide get a shotgun or practice skills on newgrounds zombie games. CBR

10-3-2007, 07:46 AM	#6
Raveren FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Corpus Christi, TX Age: 33 Posts: 785	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide Join the bandwagon Zombification, everyone's doing it! __________________ “A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence.” -Leopold Stokowski

10-3-2007, 07:57 AM	#7
Dragula219 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Much sexier than Hayden Panettiere Age: 34 Posts: 629	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide Well first of all, zombies die with a blunt or piercing blow to the head. If the zombie invasion happened now, you'd probably be dead in a couple hours for not knowings this. My current plan (since I'm at school) would be to break off a leg from the table behind me, and use that as a weapon until I could get to my car. I'd stop by a weapons store on the way home, steal some weapons, and proceed to go back to my house. Barricade, etc. I won't die, bitches. __________________ Violent Skank is Violent! Last edited by Dragula219; 10-3-2007 at 08:01 AM..

10-3-2007, 08:09 AM	#8
TI_Virus FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Antonio, TX Age: 36 Posts: 35	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide 1. Cut your hair off, wear tight clothes. You don't need anything zombies can grab on to. 2. ALWAYS keep a sword as a weapon, they don't run out of ammo and you don't have to reload. 3. Shotguns are very effective. Since you'll want to be quiet though, your best bet for a projectile weapon would be a crossbow. 4. Stay on the move. The longer you idle the more zombies you will attract. Stealth is very importan as well you don't want to draw attention to yourself. 5. Fire is very, very bad. As zombies don't feel anything and take a long time to incinerate, you will set somthing on fire that is trying to bite you, which may in turn set you on fire. Fire will not slow a zombie down. 6. Stay away from malls, hospitals and police stations. This is where the stupid people will be. Wal mart and Kmart are included, along with any other large department stores. So my plan would be to raid some local stores close to my house when infection breaks out and hide until the virus is no longer "hot". I'd destroy the steps leading up to my 2nd floor. And just hang out really. There are only 2 windows, one door... and until the power goes out I have halo 3. Also, unless spiderman becomes a zombie, they can't climb the wall to get to me. After than I'll grab a few of my sturdier swords for primary weapons and sai for backup. I'd sneak to the nearest abandoned bike and get moving. I'd get to a gun store or pawn shop asap for a pistol, shotgun or crossbow. Whatever i can find. And from there I'd just stay on the move. I suppose if I ever came across an armored car, I'd take it, and get a group of people to mod it and we'd just drive around, killing zombies. But if it's just me on a bike, I'm probably gonna be alone. Let me know if you need any further teachings. Thanks for reading. ~Lukas, professional zombie killer. p.s. About dumping them in the ocean... If you put them in the water, and whatever virus was infecting them got in the water.. If you touched the ocean, you'd be infected or it would get in the atmosphere (because whatever makes zombies obviously doesn't need a living cell to replicate) and next time it rained you'd have infected water. O.o __________________ Way too big avatar is way too big. C'mon, having that much of another man inside you isn't going to make you gay. And I mean, so what if it does? You need the lung. *** Cybersensibility.net:Doing stuff since before yesterday. ____________________________________ Overall Rank: 2,751 Regional Ranking: 56 Average Rank: 1,175 Overall Average: 406 Games Played:2,772 Member for: .18 years. AAA's: 66 (45 + 21) FC's: 135 Latest AAA: Trisection Best AAA: CIA Rave Tier Points: 9 (9 + 0 for 66 AAAs) Standing in 3rd Tourny: No submission (R4) Tokens: 24 Skill Tokens: 74 Last edited by TI_Virus; 10-3-2007 at 08:21 AM.. Reason: Plan

10-3-2007, 04:28 PM	#9
fastfingers65 Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,124	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide Local arcade ITG2 btw, did you copy that from a website TI Virus, I think I saw that about an hour ago. Last edited by fastfingers65; 10-3-2007 at 06:24 PM..

10-3-2007, 07:53 PM	#13
CrashJet555 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: U, S, and A Posts: 298	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide Durr! Ain't you seen Blade? __________________ It's the early bird that gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. "Parents always told me That I could be Anyone I wanted to So I became me"

10-3-2007, 08:22 PM	#18
magirocker FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 470	Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide If you can find yourself in an alley backed into a corner, it would not be difficult to slice zombies down one by one with a sword before they could get to you. __________________ AAA's: 158 + Tokens Best: Wisdom/The Prototype Newest:GO!

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