top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.

SyntheticHappiness · 08-7-2007, 09:57 PM

"do you know why i pulled you over?"

(answer the question!)

MrRubix · 08-7-2007, 10:02 PM

Something I actually replied with the only time I was pulled over (by a cop who was totally in the wrong and said I was speeding in a mall parking lot -- cameras later proved it false):

"No, but I know you're probably wrong"

~HentaiXXX~ · 08-7-2007, 10:06 PM

Do you know why i pulled you over?

What're you bored?

First thing that came to mind, I know it sucks.

**Adamaja456** · 08-7-2007, 10:09 PM

could you hold my beer while i stash my gun in the glove box

**MixMasterLar** · 08-7-2007, 10:13 PM

Quote:

"do you know why i pulled you over?"

Your pissed at me?

Tails99 · 08-8-2007, 04:20 AM

The part from Liar Liar is probably the funniest by far.

DarkVampiress21 · 08-8-2007, 08:38 PM

Because I'm black?

**devonin** · 08-8-2007, 09:01 PM

I know someone personally who was once pulled over for speeding quite excessively, and when the cop came to his window said
"I've been waiting all day to catch a speeder like you"
to which he responded
"I'm sorry officer, if I'd known you were waiting, I'd have gotten here faster"
He got off with a warning.

purelife · 08-8-2007, 09:16 PM

haha, some of them are funny.

Im Out,

Purelife

sammo123 · 08-8-2007, 09:18 PM

Yes, do YOU

V3T_ddrultramix3 · 08-8-2007, 09:34 PM

Well, the movie said that the cop will put me "in the nuthouse", but I wanted to see if that was true.

-Live_Free- · 08-8-2007, 09:38 PM

"because you wanted to race?"

**MixMasterLar** · 08-8-2007, 09:41 PM

Quote:

"I'm sorry officer, if I'd known you were waiting, I'd have gotten here faster"
He got off with a warning.

niiiiice.

Here's another: "Do I care?"

Loot You · 08-8-2007, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adamaja456

could you hold my beer while i stash my gun in the glove box

lmao

madmatt621 · 08-8-2007, 10:05 PM

5. I'm sorry I was speeding officer, but when your wife says she wants it now, she means NOW!

4. Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. The question is. . . do you know why I took my junk out of my pants?

3. I don't have a license, registration, or insurance. BUT, I do happen to have two crisp one-dollar bills. . .

2. I notice your badge says "To Protect and to Serve". In that case, I'll take some condoms and a latte.

1. Just give me a warning. Look, if you let me get off, then I'll let you get off. Know what I'm sayin'??

FTW!!

blahblahblahblahblahblah · 08-8-2007, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SyntheticHappiness

"do you know why i pulled you over?"

No idea, but you're pretty handsome! Can I have your Cop ID number?

vaitikaaria · 08-8-2007, 10:32 PM

can you hold me beer while i straighten my car? thanks, you can keep that one, i've got 5 more (speed off)

lol longest yard

jchinzilla · 08-8-2007, 11:14 PM

occifer, there's no blood in my alcohol! *hic*

{{SAR}} · 08-8-2007, 11:50 PM

I KNEW I SMELLED BACON!!!
[haha..?]
:]

jellygod · 08-9-2007, 12:03 AM

no speake english, then you just pretend to say random things in japanese or something.

08-7-2007, 09:57 PM	#1
SyntheticHappiness FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 18	top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. "do you know why i pulled you over?" (answer the question!) __________________ Superchumbo isn't fat

08-7-2007, 10:02 PM	#2
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. Something I actually replied with the only time I was pulled over (by a cop who was totally in the wrong and said I was speeding in a mall parking lot -- cameras later proved it false): "No, but I know you're probably wrong"

08-7-2007, 10:06 PM	#3
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. Do you know why i pulled you over? What're you bored? First thing that came to mind, I know it sucks.

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Tails99 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ice Cap Zone. s-s-sooo cold.... Age: 33 Posts: 218	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. The part from Liar Liar is probably the funniest by far.

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DarkVampiress21 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 218	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. Because I'm black? __________________

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devonin Very Grave Indeed Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 40 Posts: 10,098	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. I know someone personally who was once pulled over for speeding quite excessively, and when the cop came to his window said "I've been waiting all day to catch a speeder like you" to which he responded "I'm sorry officer, if I'd known you were waiting, I'd have gotten here faster" He got off with a warning.

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sammo123 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 1,339	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. Yes, do YOU

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madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 35 Posts: 3,000	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. 5. I'm sorry I was speeding officer, but when your wife says she wants it now, she means NOW! 4. Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. The question is. . . do you know why I took my junk out of my pants? 3. I don't have a license, registration, or insurance. BUT, I do happen to have two crisp one-dollar bills. . . 2. I notice your badge says "To Protect and to Serve". In that case, I'll take some condoms and a latte. 1. Just give me a warning. Look, if you let me get off, then I'll let you get off. Know what I'm sayin'?? FTW!!

08-8-2007, 10:32 PM	#17
vaitikaaria Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. can you hold me beer while i straighten my car? thanks, you can keep that one, i've got 5 more (speed off) lol longest yard

08-8-2007, 11:14 PM	#18
jchinzilla i like cheese Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 26 Posts: 2,106	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. occifer, there's no blood in my alcohol! hic __________________

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{{SAR}} FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Middle Of Nowhere. Posts: 3	Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over. I KNEW I SMELLED BACON!!! [haha..?] :]

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