Super Official Satanic Recruitment Thread!!!

[Wlfwnd91]

Originally Posted by u84

God invented boobs.. He wins.

If you've ever read the book of Genesis, you would know that Satan made boobs attractive. Without him they'd just be milk bubbles. Pfft...n00bs

[RB_Dreamscanner]

wasent jesus here first?
then like the bad part of jesus like...fell off?
and made satan?
and someone got rly pissed and there anger turnd into hell?
if not ignore this post

[RB_IcePh0enix]

Originally Posted by Wlfwnd91

If you've ever read the book of Genesis, you would know that Satan made boobs attractive. Without him they'd just be milk bubbles. Pfft...n00bs

And yet boobs aren't usually considered attractive in Africa. That even proves that Satan isn't everywhere like God. You satanists make Africa even worse by genocide. Pfft...n00bs

Originally Posted by Dreamscanner

I'm an idiot lawlz.

Rofl. Jk your kool.

[RB_Dreamscanner]

is that why u have all the greenday stuff on ur profile?
now it makes sense.
-.-

[Wlfwnd91]

Originally Posted by RB_IcePh0enix

And yet boobs aren't usually considered attractive in Africa. That even proves that Satan isn't everywhere like God. You satanists make Africa even worse by genocide. Pfft...n00bs

Satan is fighting God. Do you see God in Africa?

[ELRayford]

Just 50 Dollars and thats it?

[RB_IcePh0enix]

Originally Posted by Wlfwnd91

Satan is fighting God (which makes him more of a n00b cuz he'll lose eventually). Do you see God in Africa (even though he's in America but the retarted republican run by satanists isn't helping Africa cuz they're too busy with Iraq).

Really, look at my profile video and you'll know that it's way more of the satanic government then god that's making Africa a horrible place.

Originally Posted by ELRayford

Just 50 Dollars and thats it?

Joining God's army is absolutely free. Plus you get free cupcakes in heaven .

[wickedawesomeful]

Originally Posted by RB_IcePh0enix

Really, look at my profile video and you'll know that it's way more of the satanic government then god that's making Africa a horrible place.

way to derail this quality thread

[jugglinguy]

50 dollars? Please, I bought one off of Ebay for 6.66

[Lightknight924]

This thread needs more God invasion:

[powerdown]

If you look at Kratos as God, you have problems far too great for Satan to rectify.

[powerdown]

So now you are trying to spew your Pagan nonsense upon us? Blashphemer! There is only one God, and that is Satan.

Oh...you suck, so much. Lets not delete posts, mm'kay?

[Lightknight924]

Ok?

Oh and you suck because Kratos is the God of War and I did not specify which god I was talking about.

[Specforces]

Yep, only 50 bucks, ORDER NOW!!!

[RB_IcePh0enix]

Satanists talk to themselves.

[ELRayford]

This better not be another pyramid scheme. Do we get 100% gaurentee that you will ship bobble head satan and said other items?

[MeaCulpa]

Originally Posted by RB_IcePh0enix

Satanists talk to themselves.

No. You just can't see the things we see, inferior one.

[RB_IcePh0enix]

Originally Posted by MeaCulpa

No. You just can't see the things we see, inferior one.

You make me laugh. Everyone knows you talk to yourself with your mouth not your eyes.

[Specforces]

Pyramids.. What are Pyramids?! This is good ol' fashioned Devil worship son, and if you can't keep up then goddamnit go drink your wine and eat your crackers, there will be no boy-loving dress-wearing papist dogs or otherwise allowed in Club Hell.... well maybe....

[Lightknight924]

<<I think I'd rather serve 1,000 years of service to this guy.