Scenes From a Hat - Page 3

callum111 · 05-24-2007, 07:21 AM

God! I'm in a theater! So shut up!

(this is a cell phone)

madmatt621 · 05-24-2007, 08:47 AM

What penguins are really thinking

Ravia · 05-24-2007, 09:33 AM

So... why do we only put out once a year again?
I crave it!

**csoup1414** · 05-24-2007, 02:40 PM

callum111 · 05-24-2007, 04:43 PM

I don't wanna live on this ice! I wanna be at Hawaii!

*packs up*

**smartdude1212** · 05-24-2007, 05:18 PM

So now they decide to make movies about us ever since global warming became such a big issue.

madmatt621 · 05-24-2007, 07:29 PM

Strange causes to raise money

EDIT: Come on guys. Make these as funny as you can.

**smartdude1212** · 05-24-2007, 07:35 PM

Hi I lost all my money in a car accident because my house burned down and I need to buy a new thong this one feels like it's raping my ass so put some money in my beer can after I finish drinking out of it and I won't have to follow you home.

Shadowlessheart · 05-24-2007, 07:36 PM

"What's this cause for again"
"To make my Pimp happy"
"Wait your a whore"
"no....*takes wallet*"

YEah it's weak...but this is so fkn hard▼

callum111 · 05-24-2007, 07:38 PM

*fake cough* will you please get me 1,000 Dollars so my family can buy a new member? I'm dying in about *falls and pretends to die*

**csoup1414** · 05-24-2007, 07:44 PM

FFR is sending out a full line of school supplies and we need YOUR help to make it happen
well, this is actually kind of a reality lol

**smartdude1212** · 05-24-2007, 07:46 PM

Hello, may I please have sex with you for money so I can pay that hooker over there to have sex with me?

madmatt621 · 05-24-2007, 08:06 PM

Trivial reasons to hold news conferences

solopro · 05-24-2007, 08:09 PM

I brought you all here today for one reason:

I got my first kiss.

Any questions?

Ravia · 05-25-2007, 09:35 AM

Attention all newscasters, especially Olivia Tanner:
I HATE YOU OLIVIA TANNER!
Questions?

madmatt621 · 05-25-2007, 09:51 AM

Odd things to see written on highway warning signs

Ravia · 05-25-2007, 11:47 AM

*Ravia is driving along a highway. A red diamond sign reads:*
"Remember kids, The Dukes of Hazzard was a TV show. Their cliffs weren't like the 90 degree, 7000-foot deep one you've just driven over."

**Meatyguy** · 05-25-2007, 11:54 AM

Warning: Ravia is on the highway!

callum111 · 05-25-2007, 01:25 PM

Warning: This sign eats fish.

Callum111: what the hell? Then why am I a fish and driving here?

**smartdude1212** · 05-25-2007, 01:28 PM

Pornographic billboards ahead. Proceed with caution.

05-24-2007, 07:21 AM	#41
callum111 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ala....Wait...SHUT UP! Posts: 88	Re: Scenes From a Hat God! I'm in a theater! So shut up! (this is a cell phone) __________________ Wild FFR stepping!

05-24-2007, 08:47 AM	#42
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 35 Posts: 3,000	Re: Scenes From a Hat What penguins are really thinking

05-24-2007, 09:33 AM	#43
Ravia Ahh the fond memories Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Georgia Age: 36 Posts: 1,315	Re: Scenes From a Hat So... why do we only put out once a year again? I crave it! __________________

05-24-2007, 02:40 PM	#44
csoup1414 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 32 Posts: 834	Re: Scenes From a Hat brr __________________

05-24-2007, 04:43 PM	#45
callum111 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ala....Wait...SHUT UP! Posts: 88	Re: Scenes From a Hat I don't wanna live on this ice! I wanna be at Hawaii! packs up __________________ Wild FFR stepping!

05-24-2007, 05:18 PM	#46
smartdude1212 2 is poo Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 32 Posts: 6,687	Re: Scenes From a Hat So now they decide to make movies about us ever since global warming became such a big issue.

05-24-2007, 07:29 PM	#47
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 35 Posts: 3,000	Re: Scenes From a Hat Strange causes to raise money EDIT: Come on guys. Make these as funny as you can.

05-24-2007, 07:35 PM	#48
smartdude1212 2 is poo Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 32 Posts: 6,687	Re: Scenes From a Hat Hi I lost all my money in a car accident because my house burned down and I need to buy a new thong this one feels like it's raping my ass so put some money in my beer can after I finish drinking out of it and I won't have to follow you home.

05-24-2007, 07:36 PM	#49
Shadowlessheart FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 34 Posts: 260	Re: Scenes From a Hat "What's this cause for again" "To make my Pimp happy" "Wait your a whore" "no....takes wallet" YEah it's weak...but this is so fkn hard▼

05-24-2007, 07:38 PM	#50
callum111 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ala....Wait...SHUT UP! Posts: 88	Re: Scenes From a Hat fake cough will you please get me 1,000 Dollars so my family can buy a new member? I'm dying in about falls and pretends to die __________________ Wild FFR stepping!

05-24-2007, 07:44 PM	#51
csoup1414 FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 32 Posts: 834	Re: Scenes From a Hat FFR is sending out a full line of school supplies and we need YOUR help to make it happen well, this is actually kind of a reality lol __________________

05-24-2007, 07:46 PM	#52
smartdude1212 2 is poo Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 32 Posts: 6,687	Re: Scenes From a Hat Hello, may I please have sex with you for money so I can pay that hooker over there to have sex with me?

05-24-2007, 08:06 PM	#53
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 35 Posts: 3,000	Re: Scenes From a Hat Trivial reasons to hold news conferences

05-25-2007, 09:35 AM	#55
Ravia Ahh the fond memories Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Georgia Age: 36 Posts: 1,315	Re: Scenes From a Hat Attention all newscasters, especially Olivia Tanner: I HATE YOU OLIVIA TANNER! Questions? __________________

05-25-2007, 09:51 AM	#56
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 35 Posts: 3,000	Re: Scenes From a Hat Odd things to see written on highway warning signs

05-25-2007, 11:47 AM	#57
Ravia Ahh the fond memories Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Georgia Age: 36 Posts: 1,315	Re: Scenes From a Hat Ravia is driving along a highway. A red diamond sign reads: "Remember kids, The Dukes of Hazzard was a TV show. Their cliffs weren't like the 90 degree, 7000-foot deep one you've just driven over." __________________

05-25-2007, 11:54 AM	#58
Meatyguy FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Age: 31 Posts: 758	Re: Scenes From a Hat Warning: Ravia is on the highway!

05-25-2007, 01:25 PM	#59
callum111 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ala....Wait...SHUT UP! Posts: 88	Re: Scenes From a Hat Warning: This sign eats fish. Callum111: what the hell? Then why am I a fish and driving here? __________________ Wild FFR stepping!

05-25-2007, 01:28 PM	#60
smartdude1212 2 is poo Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 32 Posts: 6,687	Re: Scenes From a Hat Pornographic billboards ahead. Proceed with caution.

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