Hi

Jackie Chan · 03-16-2007, 04:50 PM

Hi everyone, Im Jackie Chan. The Jackie Chan you see in all those kick ass movies. Im here to kick ass.

purebloodtexan · 03-16-2007, 04:54 PM

Welcome to FFR.

The only thing that I ask of you is not to act like Jackie Chan during your entire forum experience. Noone will take it well.

fullmoon99 · 03-16-2007, 04:55 PM

i agree ^
but welcome anywayz!

Jackie Chan · 03-16-2007, 04:56 PM

But I thought everyone loved me

purebloodtexan · 03-16-2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackie Chan

But I thought everyone loved me

We don't hate you. I'll give you two examples so you can get my point.

Member: King Leonidas
Forum: FFR
Description: He kept acting like he was a warrior in 300
Posts before it got on people's nerves: 12

Member: Chewbacca
Forum: VGDC
Description: Kept acting like a ****ing Wookie (Just kept saying "WRAAAGH!!!")
Posts before it got on people's nerves: He was banned.

Do you understand what I mean?

falcondude · 03-16-2007, 04:58 PM

Yea, we love people that will knock us out in seconds. :P

Well, welcome, read the stickies, have fun!

fullmoon99 · 03-16-2007, 04:59 PM

who doesnt love jackie chan? i never said i didnt love jackie chan^^

Bruce Lee · 03-16-2007, 05:02 PM

you are a subpar martial artist, and an even worse actor.

Just what is an actor? Is he not the sum total of all that he is - his level of understanding, his capability to captivate the audience because he is real in the expression of his personal feelings toward what was required in the scene? You can spot such artists from ordinary ones like that. The Americans have a word for it, it’s called charisma. What you see on the screen is the sum total of his level of understanding, his taste, his educational background, his intensity, etc.

Jackie Chan · 03-16-2007, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce Lee

you are a subpar martial artist, and an even worse actor.

Just what is an actor? Is he not the sum total of all that he is - his level of understanding, his capability to captivate the audience because he is real in the expression of his personal feelings toward what was required in the scene? You can spot such artists from ordinary ones like that. The Americans have a word for it, it’s called charisma. What you see on the screen is the sum total of his level of understanding, his taste, his educational background, his intensity, etc.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL THIS MADE ME LMFAO ROFLROFLROFL!!!

Bruce Lee · 03-16-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackie Chan

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL THIS MADE ME LMFAO ROFLROFLROFL!!!

What sort of honorable man speaks in such a way. Especially such an established and well-known martial artist.

You must think of yourself not as a man, but as water.

You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can crash, drip, flow...be water my friend.

Most people only live for their image. That is why where some have a self, a starting point, most people have a void. Because they are so busy projecting themselves as ‘this’ or ‘that,’ they end up wasting and dissipating all their energy in projection and conjuring up of facade, rather than centering their energy on expanding and broadening their potential or expressing and relaying this unified energy for efficient communication. When another human being sees a self-actualizing person walk past, he cannot help but say: ‘Hey now, there is someone real!’

Jackie Chan · 03-16-2007, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce Lee

What sort of honorable man speaks in such a way. Especially such an established and well-known martial artist.

You must think of yourself not as a man, but as water.

You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can crash, drip, flow...be water my friend.

Most people only live for their image. That is why where some have a self, a starting point, most people have a void. Because they are so busy projecting themselves as ‘this’ or ‘that,’ they end up wasting and dissipating all their energy in projection and conjuring up of facade, rather than centering their energy on expanding and broadening their potential or expressing and relaying this unified energy for efficient communication. When another human being sees a self-actualizing person walk past, he cannot help but say: ‘Hey now, there is someone real!’

Money is money. You cant beat that fact. I might be a Hollywood-mongo with no soul, but thats what brings in the big bucks

Bruce Lee · 03-16-2007, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackie Chan

Money is money. You cant beat that fact. I might be a Hollywood-mongo with no soul, but thats what brings in the big bucks

I am dead. Money is of no importance to me. If you only knew what was beyond this mortal coil then you would realise that your money and fame will do you nothing.

P.S. I will be going to watch Rush Hour 3 in August.

Bruce_Lee · 03-16-2007, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce Lee

you are a subpar martial artist, and an even worse actor.

Just what is an actor? Is he not the sum total of all that he is - his level of understanding, his capability to captivate the audience because he is real in the expression of his personal feelings toward what was required in the scene? You can spot such artists from ordinary ones like that. The Americans have a word for it, it’s called charisma. What you see on the screen is the sum total of his level of understanding, his taste, his educational background, his intensity, etc.

You are an impersonator. I am the REAL Bruce Lee. I will beat you up like I beat up Chuck Norris.

fullmoon99 · 03-16-2007, 05:02 PM

very deep ^

**TheRapingDragon** · 03-16-2007, 05:03 PM

fullmoon99 · 03-16-2007, 05:05 PM

fullmoon99 · 03-16-2007, 05:22 PM

...he got so serious.....XD

purebloodtexan · 03-16-2007, 05:22 PM

Way to make two accounts.........

fullmoon99 · 03-16-2007, 05:24 PM

....*sighs*.....im very bored right about now....

fullmoon99 · 03-16-2007, 05:29 PM

o god not another one......XD

03-16-2007, 04:50 PM	#1
Jackie Chan FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 13	Hi Hi everyone, Im Jackie Chan. The Jackie Chan you see in all those kick ass movies. Im here to kick ass.

03-16-2007, 04:54 PM	#2
purebloodtexan FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In front of the speakers, banging my head until I get a nosebleed. Age: 32 Posts: 2,845	Re: Hi Welcome to FFR. The only thing that I ask of you is not to act like Jackie Chan during your entire forum experience. Noone will take it well. __________________

03-16-2007, 04:55 PM	#3
fullmoon99 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Illinois Age: 33 Posts: 60	Re: Hi i agree ^ but welcome anywayz!

03-16-2007, 04:56 PM	#4
Jackie Chan FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 13	Re: Hi But I thought everyone loved me

03-16-2007, 04:59 PM	#7
fullmoon99 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Illinois Age: 33 Posts: 60	Re: Hi who doesnt love jackie chan? i never said i didnt love jackie chan^^

03-16-2007, 05:02 PM	#8
Bruce Lee FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3	Re: Hi you are a subpar martial artist, and an even worse actor. Just what is an actor? Is he not the sum total of all that he is - his level of understanding, his capability to captivate the audience because he is real in the expression of his personal feelings toward what was required in the scene? You can spot such artists from ordinary ones like that. The Americans have a word for it, it’s called charisma. What you see on the screen is the sum total of his level of understanding, his taste, his educational background, his intensity, etc.

03-16-2007, 05:02 PM	#14
fullmoon99 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Illinois Age: 33 Posts: 60	Re: Hi very deep ^

03-16-2007, 05:03 PM	#15
TheRapingDragon A car crash mind Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 9,788	Re: Hi Hi.

03-16-2007, 05:05 PM	#16
fullmoon99 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Illinois Age: 33 Posts: 60	Re: Hi haha

03-16-2007, 05:22 PM	#17
fullmoon99 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Illinois Age: 33 Posts: 60	Re: Hi ...he got so serious.....XD

03-16-2007, 05:22 PM	#18
purebloodtexan FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In front of the speakers, banging my head until I get a nosebleed. Age: 32 Posts: 2,845	Re: Hi Way to make two accounts......... __________________

03-16-2007, 05:24 PM	#19
fullmoon99 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Illinois Age: 33 Posts: 60	Re: Hi ....sighs.....im very bored right about now....

03-16-2007, 05:29 PM	#20
fullmoon99 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Illinois Age: 33 Posts: 60	Re: Hi o god not another one......XD

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