Is this for real?

[Zaevod]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_3920879.html

I mean, SERIOUSLY?

[Poison-]

LOL

[Netjet!]

Read about this a bit ago, it's ridiculous logic and sad at the same time (also LOL). BTW, you can't really compare poles repelling each other to gay marriage - it's pretty much equating it to touching dicks which isn't really indicative of anything... lol

[noname219]

Science!

[Zephei]

The Mathematics of Gay Marriage

In mathematics which is another core area of science, I used what is called the principle of commutativity and idepotency. Commutativity in mathematics is simply the arrangement of numbers or arrangement of letters in which the way you arrange them don’t matter. For example, if you say A + B in mathematics you are going to have B + A. . . . In A + B, A started the journey while in B + A, B started the journey. If we use A as a man and use B as a woman we are going to have B + A that is woman and man showing that there is a reaction. A + B reacted, they interchanged and gave us B + A showing that commutativity obeys that a man should not marry a man and a woman should not marry a woman.

If you use idempotency, it’s a reaction in mathematics where A + A = A. Actually in abstract algebra, A + A =2A but we are less concerned with the numerical value two. We are more less concerned with the symbols A, you find out that A + A will give you A showing that the whole thing goes unchanged. It didn’t change unlike commutativity A + B give B + A there is a change. A started the journey in commutativity and A + B gave us B + A and B started the journey after the equality sign. But in the case of idempotency A + A will give you A showing that it goes unreacted. You started with A and you meet A ,the final result is A. Showing that a man meeting a man A + A will produce a man there is no reaction, it goes unreacted and in chemical engineering you have to send the material back to the reactor for the action to be carried out again showing that it goes unreacted. That is how mathematics has shown that gay marriage is wrong because commutativity proves that gay marriage is wrong. Idempotency also proves that gay marriage is wrong.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/...rriage/158265/

Seems legit.

[Arkuski]

Well it makes sense I mean we all have magnetic fields in us and they have different net charges. So men have a net positive charge and women have a net negative charge, so like there are more men in the southern hemisphere and more women in the northern hemisphere because they are attracted to the poles idk think about it

[Zaevod]

This has to be a record. It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever read in my entire life. It's incredible.

[Nullifidian]

I saw it fly by on facebook. Absolutely ridiculous and the fact that he's being praised by fellow "scientists" in Nigera and that they think he's in the running for a nobel prize is just the cherry on top. It's both hilarious and pathetic.
I really hope this is some kind of hoax lol

[tosh]

Magnets attract other magnets.

Game. Set. Match. Suck it, Nigerian student.

[cedolad]

Nigeria: Solving the World's problems one gay marriage at a time.

[Reincarnate]

I refuse to believe these findings until the Insane Clown Posse can verify them

[Zaevod]

It's as if the government in their country honestly thinks that they will solve every problem in the world by fighting homosexuality. And, of course, the rest of the world allows them to treat their own people like shit because "hurr durr sovereignty, different cultures"

It's insanely ridiculous but also sad because people don't choose to be born in places like this, and they must still endure this endless bullshit.

[Reincarnate]

Different country same shit

[Nullifidian]

It's possible this is a fake story (though I'm not sure). I just did some googling for the name "Chibuihem Amalaha" before the posting date of the article on thisdaylive.com and found results of the same story from earlier in 2013 but I can't make much sense of the search results I'm finding.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22C...F4%2F2013&tbm=

[James May]

I honestly thought that Scientology had something to do with this...*facepalm* bakas...

[dAnceguy117]

Originally Posted by Reincarnate

I refuse to believe these findings until the Insane Clown Posse can verify them

beat me to it

let's not dignify this story with serious responses please. either crack jokes or move along.

[James May]

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

beat me to it

let's not dignify this story with serious responses please. either crack jokes or move along.

Can we hit them with an ass anchor?

[DossarLX ODI]

"I won't believe this until he has a Mormon review his research."

LMFAO

[Zaevod]

Originally Posted by Reincarnate

Different country same shit

Couldn't watch past 30 seconds.

[d4u7211]

I give up, I tried coming up with an analogy that is just as stupid as this but I just can't do it, this is too stupid