fakes on here make me laugh.
:]

GIVE ME A JAYY
GIVE ME A EEE
GIVE ME A SSS
GIVE ME ANOTHER (omg, i swore^^)SSS
GIVE ME AN EYE
GIVE ME AN SEE(as in c)
GIVE ME AN AAA.

WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!?!?!
JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[jess-uhh-kuuhh]
definition; an amazing girl
who is there to help you out
in any condintion, and in any
need.



I LOVE JESSICA YES I DO.


this makes me smile.
i have it saved;
"BQWHAHA.
i ride in the back of that target
truck. you just don't know, on the
account of there is no windows. so
therefore i just sit on all the boxes
counting them, waiting till i arrive
at the place i want to be in. i also
drive it sometimes to smuggle mexicans
across the border line.
AHAHHA."-me

"TASHHIIIAA! NO!
Youre gonnna make us all get thee swine flu!
lmfao."-jessica


"OOHH, i know. i wear a doctors
mask, so i don't catch it from
those crazy mexicans. haha, sucks
for everyone else. i have to be nice
and give them a ride"-me

"YOURE GONNA KILL ME?!
OH MY GOSH.
Tashia. How could you?!
Gaah.
Youre SOOO not invited to my funeral."-jessica

" AWH COME ON, I WARNED YOU RIGHT NOW, DIDN'T I? IT SHOULD GIVE YOU ENOUGH TIME TO BE PREPARED."-me

"Nah. Man. Too latee.
Corrine will make sure youre not at my funeral. AHAHAH."-jessica

"THIS IS STUPID. I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND. AND NOW I GET KICKED OUT OF YOUR FUNERAL IF YOU DIE. FINE. I'LL WEAR A DISGUISE. GOOD LUCK TRYING TO HAVE SOMEONE FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE IS ME MWHAHAH"-me

YES I KEPT IT.


i love you, yes i do.
you're my best friend.



even though deep down.
AND I THINK YOU KNOW.
zachs brother really
does love you, and thinks
about you. everyday..
those..dirty...dirty...thoughts


HAHAHAHA.



i have to get ready
i'm going to keep adding to this.

these people mean everything:



ray- i really do miss you.. i love you. you always know how to make me smile, just by saying how i'm like a magician, ohman, that one made me giggle. i wish you would come on here more, because you always know how to make me smile by the simple things you say. i still have to hear your cute little accent you have<33

danielle- best friend. no one will ever know half the inside jokes we have. and that's okay. i don't mind that at all. you have been the one person that has stuck with me through everything. and i love our stupid creepy moments that we have. i don't know what i would do without you. and i'm glad to have you in my life.

jessica- you're an amazing girl, and my best friend. i seriously have no idea where i would be without you. i know you're always going to be here for me, because thats what friends do. and you should know that i'll always be here for you. i'm not going to be one of those people that just drop out of your life. plus, we are going to make some sexy babies together, duh.

kiersten- holy a. my gay lover. what would happen if i didn't have you in my life. i wouldn't get cute lame photos and videos from you, being silly and such. you're always there for me, and i love you! forever. and our virtual closet. yum ;D

eric- you're a dork. but it's okay. your one i can trust with anything. and most the stuff you say makes me laugh because you're such a silly. i don't know what would happen if i didn't talk to you. i probably wouldn't have anything to laugh about 24/7 or THAT I STILL WANT TO HEAR YOUR SPONGEBOB LAUGH.<3

paul- this boy, is silly. i named my duckie after him just because the duckie was soo adorable, and of course, so is paul. he can probably make you laugh by the silly things he says to you. he's a great boy<3

corrine- we don't talk much anymore. it's so depressing. i don't care. you're still a great person, and you'll always here for me. plus, i mean, come on women. we have epic conversations. i remember when we first started talking. we talked about random stuff, and we never stopped. we didn't reply to eachother with those lame two word replies. YEAH. seaworld bby!!

shey- holy crap, you're pretty much amazing.i love how we use lame cheesy pickup lines on eachother, it always makes me giggle because You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! woww, haha, i'm glad we started talking, you're an amazing friend <3

lexy- i love you. you're an amazing person. you don't come on here anymore, but i don't care. i'm still going to write about you. you're always here for me, and i know right now we don't talk. but it doesn't matter. you've been such an amazing girl. i mean you're beautiful. we've been through a lot of fights, but we always got over them, and we're still strong. i love it.

taylor- you are my wife, and i love you. you have been here for me through soo much, and i've been there for you. you know how to make me smile. we don't talk much anymore since i got in trouble for texting you how i was. which is lame. but we need to talk more. go get texting xD i love you girly.

aim: tashiacharlla
MSN: photogenicbetchh@hotmail.com
yahoo: tashiasillypants@yahoo.com

talk it up.

This is taylor speaking, tashia's woman! I am her wife ok? nothing wrong with a little homoness! Even though it isnt homoness, because she's a mann :D
but neteeways
We live on a llama farm in which we sell for diper money for our kids because we have like WHOA...alot. but anyways, we are married but have yet to have a hunniemoon, so we have layed it all out. We are going to utah, and going to quaker steak and lube...realll romantic dinner. Thenhitch hiike to the nearest tat shop
and fat man is onna have our hand prints permanatley tatteded on eachothers boom booms. O: yum. then we are permanetly touching eachother. Then we will have to walk home hand in hand...because our butts hurt..we cant sit....

tashia we should so write a bookabout our life

love,
your fat 40 year old nakedd man wearing nothing but a tu tu aka taylor

:DD

ps

this is our song
vvvvvvv