female comebacks
Posted on: December 7, 2007, at 02:20:35pm

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i
together.

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

1. 1: Black Yoshi
   Posted at 5:48am on December 12th, 2007

   lmao
2. 2: jokim
   Posted at 2:04pm on December 14th, 2007

   Haha, The counter attack to hit-on lines XD
   nice XD
3. 3: Roy565
   Posted at 1:43am on January 26th, 2008

   Lmao!
   This is epic.
   I GOT TO SPREAD THE WORD!!