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FFR POWERTHIRST
Posted on: June 17, 2008, at 04:31:44am

HEY! DO YOU WANNA FEEL SO ACCURATE?!

TRY ARROW BLAST! ENERGY DRINKS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ACCURACY.

WITH ALL NEW FLAVORS LIKE QUADBERRY! QUAD-A ENERGY! IT'S LIKE ADDING AN FMC TO AN UNBEATABLE SCORE!

SOUND THE ALARM! YOU'RE GONNA FEEL UNCOMFORTABLELY ACCURATE!

WHAT's That? You want Monster? How bout PWNSTER!

MADE WITH PWNAGE! REAL PWNAGE!

FGOS! *agh!* You'll be good at them! It's an energy drink for Legends! LEGENDRGY!

These ain't no n00b puns. These are 3.0x puns. TURBOPUNS.

CREDIT COUNT! SECRETS! CREDIT COUNT! SECRETS! 2 thousand creds! 1 million creds! more creds than YOUR CREDIT COUNT HAS ROOM FOR!

You'll be so fast n00bs will be like SLOW DOWN and you'll be like fuck you and put them in their place with your ENERGY FINGERS!

YOU'LL HAVE SO MUCH OWNAGE! OWNAGE! AGH! JUST OWNING ALL THE TIME!

POWER OWNING! POWER MASHING! POWER SIGHTREAD! POWER SCORING! POWER RAPING! POWER RACKING COMBOS! YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY COMBOS! FOUR THOUZAND COMBOZ!

Give PWNSTER to yourself and you'll be good at FGOs! You'll play as fast as ASIANS! People will watch you playing and think you're ASIAN!
You'll play as fast as asians and you'll tie and get deported back to ASIAAAA!!!!!!

Go with the sure thing! Don't gamble on your accuracy!

FASSSSSST EYYYYYYEEES!

Try ARROW BLAST! THE ENERGY DRINK THAT'LL MAKE YOU AGHHHH FGOS AGHHHHHH!

  1. just a couple joints will do for accuracy/skill enhencement

  2. usually 3 joints and i fc vertex xd