Hey, Kids...
Posted on: March 30, 2008, at 10:22:47am

I've got something to say to you, children. I'm not trying to hurt your fragile teenage feelings (which are likely *at least* 50% angst), but I don't do random friend requests.

Think about it. I don't even know you. You don't know me. How can you even trust that I am who I say I am? Ok, ok. I'm really quite truthful about myself and have nothing to be ashamed of, but it all comes down to this:

DO NOT INCLUDE ME AS A PAWN IN YOUR LITTLE MYSPACE-ESQUE FRIEND-WHORING SCHEMES.

Go away.

Thank you.

-Sel