Real Eighth Official Tournament Log
Posted on: January 23, 2013, at 12:17:50am

D1 to D5 in one tourney...

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Round 1 - ( Retro City ) [ 2-0-0-2 ]

• 1/22 — Jacks. Dammit.

I'm currently at 9-0-0-1. The slowdown is brutal... I think I have the beginning down, at the very least.

• 1/23 — I'm unable to improve my score more than 9-0-0-1. I wonder if I'll survive...

• 1/24 — 7-0-0-1. I had an AAA... and then I screwed everything on the slowdown onwards. Way to go.

• 1/26 — I am below the elimination line. I might go out in the first round... this is an uneventful log.

• 1/27 — Great. I forgot about the last two arrows and I screwed myself. 2-1-1-3.
1/27 * — 4-1-0-1. My score gets exponentially worse the more I play. Screw this.

• 1/29 — 2-0-0-2, finally. I'll take it... I really doubt I'll be able to get a better score in the remaining time.

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Round 2 - ( Oops ) [ 2-0-0-2 ]

• 1/29 — Holy shit, what is it with this chart?! It's a good file, but... I don't know if I can do it...

• 1/31 — 7-2-2-19. Score successfully murdered by nerves.

• 2/2 — 6-0-1-2, three-way tie. If I survive round two and the next round has even more jacks, I'm going to slit my wrist or something...

• 2/5 — Haha, fuck it. This chart is just retarded. See you guys.
2/5 * — whore Oops ⇨ give up ⇨ switch laptops ⇨ 2-0-0-2

⇨ stare ⇨ stare ⇨ facepalm ⇨ head meets desk ⇨ facepalm ⇨ string of expletives

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Round 3 - ( Undiscovered Colors ) [ 14-0-0-3 ] [ Eliminated ]

• 2/6 — It's back. Undiscovered Colors has returned. And I'm seriously bad it... I have no shitting clue how the cutoff is currently eight clean.

• 2/7 — I'm not even getting close to a single digit good or even teens. I guess this is the end here...

• 2/9 — Just for anyone trying to encourage me... I'm fairly sure I have mild carpal tunnel syndrome at the moment... I'll have to stop playing FFR for a bit by the looks of it.

• 2/10 — My wrists can go fuck themselves. Whether I screw my wrists up from here on out or not, I don't care. 14-0-0-3. Still probably going to get eliminated unless I miraculously get one good.

• 2/12 — 12 minutes until end of the round. Eliminated. I was completely pathetic in D1... In D5 I was just straight up worthless. Woo.

1. 1: Bobby Jeffrey Hill
   Posted at 3:57pm on February 4th, 2013

   coolio! don't slit your wrists though