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Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
I normally am not harsh on other people for their looks, but deep inside my brain there's this thought process that's effectively a sorority hazing laser beam and it puts hypercritical modeling agents to shame
if you think you're clever by posting a pic of me just wait until someone actually does it edit: if you post a pic of yourself make sure you REALLY want me to do this I don't want to fuck up anyone's day Last edited by Arch0wl; 06-27-2015 at 05:10 AM.. |
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no upper lip
disproportional teeth (canines go up too far) nose is way too huge toward the bottom guy needs a haircut because his hair is covering his ear facial hair looks like shit (should be groomed at the cheeks and chin) eyebrow hair is oddly inconsistent along the middle and needs shaving adams apple too big doesn't even lift |
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rip me a new one bby
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that pic isn't loading for some reason but are you sure man lol
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yeah face book image urls are garbage so I re uped (fixed)
edit: o btw I don't know how to resize images so I put it in a spoiler rofl Last edited by V-Ormix; 06-27-2015 at 02:39 AM.. |
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aight
I feel bad doing this because this is like a sorority hazing group that exists only in my head and I never let it out on anybody but I'm a promise-keeper in this thread so: hairline recedes far too much (would look better bald) eyebrows/eyes separated too far eyes look like horizontal alien teardrops mustache is too wide and extends past the horizontal line of the lip in a way that looks gross dark circles (either genetic in which case you're fucked like I am, or you need more sleep) beard is too thick and obscures jawline doesn't even lift? |
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holy christ I immediately regret this thread I feel like a horrible person lmao
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Those all seem like legit points that I couldn't pretend to argue offensively about (not that I would knowing the idea behind the thread anyways) I actually enjoyed that
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Good luck m8
Can someone tell me how to do a spoiler? edit: thanks Haku!
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you're in luck because I slept with a girl who had features like this and can identify which ones I noticed when she started to annoy me
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Edit: Be a man and rip this one a new one.
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all right, worst person 2015 goes to me. if I believed in hell I'd definitely be going there
most obviously, the fact that this condition makes him permanently stuck in a derp face asymmetrical eyes, obviously teeth protruding from lower lip, also obviously forehead too huge relative to hairstyle right and left ear are different sizes has a right eyebrow but no left eyebrow gray hair along sides -- needs uniform hair color glasses are too big for face wrinkles next to nose nose is asymmetrical double chin dark circles under eyes wrinkles in general due to natural aging and growth hormone decline although the dude is 73 now so holy shit doesn't even lift Quote:
asymmetrical eye placement marks on side of face and on face in general eyebrows are too thin nose looks kinda fetal alcohol syndrome (no bridge) most importantly she's like 10 and from what I can tell burn victim I don't really have any ideas for how 10 year olds are supposed to look doesn't even lift |
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too tanned for his features -- his tan obscures his lip color and, secondarily, contributes to aging. (this is because tanning is the body's response to skin dying by trying to save skin. he would not have skin like this if this were not a photoshopped picture.)
eyebrows too wide nostrils too big vertically-speaking upper lip too thin, doesn't create a symmetrical lip shape lips should be wider to match nose size age lines on forehead cheeks are flat (no visible cheekbones) doesn't even lift |
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mustache needs to be shaved, makes an awkward line from nose to mouth and looks out of place
eyes/eyebrows are set too close together lips too thin little to no separation between lower lip/mouth and chin hairstyle doesn't complement head shape wrinkles on eyes/dark circles wrinkles on forehead eyebrows fairly thin on the edges but thick on the inside upper part of his nose is too thick for the shape ears pushing out too much doesn't even lift Last edited by Arch0wl; 06-27-2015 at 06:42 AM.. |
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