im an idiot

**fenderg** · 05-30-2013, 04:31 AM

so i was peeling an orange just now and i was about to cut off the top part. i wanted to do it really quickly because i wanted to feel like a ninja. well i chopped off part of my middle and index fingers. probably will be out of commission for a few days while it heals up. god im an idiot.

**MarioNintendo** · 05-30-2013, 06:47 AM

:s woops.

**Hateandhatred** · 05-30-2013, 09:35 AM

I did the same with carrots as a child, and at the same time I wanted to do it my attention got drawn toward the TV, so gg ADHD.

I still have the scars.

trumaestro · 05-30-2013, 09:46 AM

**Fluvs** · 05-30-2013, 10:09 AM

Ouchie

**Ksl33zy24** · 05-30-2013, 10:17 AM

you chopped them off? Like, those parts may not come back?

**qqwref** · 05-30-2013, 11:00 AM

Pics or it didn't happen. (No really, I wanna see.)

**Xiz** · 05-30-2013, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenderg

so i was peeling an orange just now and i was about to cut off the top part. i wanted to do it really quickly because i wanted to feel like a ninja.

^ when reading that, I first read this: v

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenderg

so i was peeing orange just now and i was about to cut off the top part. i wanted to do it really quickly because i wanted to feel like a ninja.

But seriously, get better soon homie <3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksl33zy24

you chopped them off? Like, those parts may not come back?

It's okay they grow back. Took me 5 years to grow back my left ear.

Syhto · 05-30-2013, 01:37 PM

**Mollocephalus** · 05-30-2013, 01:39 PM

Orange's cut? More like you shouldn't finger girls so hard man, not gud4u

**Ksl33zy24** · 05-30-2013, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xiz

^ when reading that, I first read this: v

But seriously, get better soon homie <3

It's okay they grow back. Took me 5 years to grow back my left ear.

That's a long time for it to grow back.

**AlexDest** · 05-30-2013, 02:15 PM

yes you are

**DragonIIDX** · 05-30-2013, 02:19 PM

Fruit Ninja tactics do not work in real life.

**fenderg** · 05-30-2013, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksl33zy24

you chopped them off? Like, those parts may not come back?

lol it's not as impressive as it sounds. i just lobbed off a chunk of skin. i would post pics, but i just put a new bandage on it, and it seems pointless anyway.

**Fluvs** · 05-30-2013, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xiz

It's okay they grow back. Took me 5 years to grow back my left ear.

Woah

Ihatetoruinyourfunbutihav · 05-30-2013, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xiz

It's okay they grow back. Took me 5 years to grow back my left ear.

Pics or that didn't happen.

**bmah** · 05-30-2013, 07:51 PM

OP needs to Choprite before pretending he's playing Fruit Ninja with oranges

**Ksl33zy24** · 05-30-2013, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenderg

lol it's not as impressive as it sounds. i just lobbed off a chunk of skin. i would post pics, but i just put a new bandage on it, and it seems pointless anyway.

Yeap, yeap, just wondering what you cut, now I know. (:

FissionMailed1 · 05-30-2013, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmah

OP needs to Choprite

I hate you so much right now.

**Ohaider** · 05-30-2013, 11:01 PM

chicks will dig

05-30-2013, 04:31 AM	#1
fenderg FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Knoxville, Tennessee Posts: 317	im an idiot so i was peeling an orange just now and i was about to cut off the top part. i wanted to do it really quickly because i wanted to feel like a ninja. well i chopped off part of my middle and index fingers. probably will be out of commission for a few days while it heals up. god im an idiot. __________________ 1st Place / FFR 6th Official Tournament / D2 Best AAA's: Ambient Angels(66), Purple(64), Casket of a Star(61), Ice Disk(61), The Final Conflict(61) Best FGO's: Frictional Nevada(78) - 9-0-0-1, The Adventures of Lolo(77) - 4-0-0-0

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Hateandhatred "The Quebec Steparatist." Join Date: Feb 2011 Age: 33 Posts: 1,954	Re: im an idiot I did the same with carrots as a child, and at the same time I wanted to do it my attention got drawn toward the TV, so gg ADHD. I still have the scars. __________________

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