Say you're about to leave earth

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You can only take 3 momentos with you on the irreversible journey into space to find the next habitable planet or whatever space story you wanna throw here.
Here it comes...
What would you take?
Why?
Also you weren't really allowed to bring anything but you smuggled your precious cargo, but... How did you do it?
(Your choices are limited to what you can afford at this moment and what you own)

What - 1. picture of mom
2. an iPod classic(7th gen)
3. an English copy of War and Peace.

Why - 1. cuz I wub my mommy
2. I'd pack it full of music and porn.. maybe a movie
3. Never read it and having somethin to read on a long space journey would be crucial IMO.

How - 1. I'm sure wrapping it in plastic and putting it in my bhole would suffice.
2. Same as 1... Would really suck though.
3. Befriend the right people to help me smuggle it or bribe the right person with some sort of incentive.. maybe let them listen to music sometimes or watch porn lol