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Old 05-26-2017, 10:22 AM   #1
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Default Smelly Butts Story

So I work in a Grocery Store office and here's what happened this morning:

One of our meat managers called the office this morning complaining about a gassy smell coming from his pork Butts. His Butts smelled too foul to use.

So our office fresh food person now has to call each meat manager and ask if their Butts smell funny. Upon sniffing their Butts, they agree all their Butts smell gassy.

Now our office worker is tasked with calling the supplier to let them know all our Butts smell gassy. They agreed to replace our Butts with non-gassy ones. The old Butts were too gassy to be presentable to customers.

And I'm here just laughing my ass off while he calls everyone about gassy Butts.
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Old 05-26-2017, 10:25 AM   #2
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Default Re: Smelly Butts Story

HAHA, great story, butt....

....has anyone ever thought of looking BEHIND them?
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Old 05-26-2017, 11:22 AM   #3
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poor guy will be the butt of a lot of jokes in the future
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