Middie AMA

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Originally Posted by T-Force

Who, what, when, where, why: FFR Friend edition. Go.

What are you asking about holy shit

[T-Force]

To make it clearer, take, say, your 3 best FFR Friends.
Who are they, what and why are kinda the same (what made them/why o you consider them good friends), when did you meet them, where did you meet them.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Originally Posted by T-Force

To make it clearer, take, say, your 3 best FFR Friends.
Who are they, what and why are kinda the same (what made them/why o you consider them good friends), when did you meet them, where did you meet them.

Ally
Trevor
Ben

Ally's just Ally, needs no explanation
Trevor is trevor, he's easy to talk to, nice guy, understand I'm not a complete ****. He's also the only person who can take a poop joke and run with it.
Ben because he's the one who I can really chat with over skype in the TB chat one on one

long time ago on efefar
long time ago on efefar
one or two years ago on efefar

[Hateandhatred]

What do you think of me?

[Choofers]

what is your favorite and why

[jductape]

If you could be the president of the united states (a good one nonetheless) and have a death age of 57 or live your life as you are and prolly go to about 88-94 which one would you choose?

What's your favorite dance move?

What type of sock do you wear?

How would you prefer your eggs to be prepared, scrambled, over easy/medium/etc., hardboiled/softboiled, raw, etc.?

You have to carry around only one type of screwdriver for the rest of your life, what would you choose? (phillips, regular, or vodka/oj)

What's your favorite porn site?

What are you going to school for? (if you're going to school now)

If someone was going to pay you $80 to **** your favorite celebrity (don't worry, they would totally consensual) would you do it knowing that your best friend would loose their wife if you did such an act? (Haha, it's definitely related I'm just not sure how)

Have you heard of the area code for rating girls? If not, the first number is the face 0-9, the second number is binary of doable or not, the third number is their body 0-9. Would you have a threesome with a 919 and a 802 just to say you had a threesome? (If you say no then the 919 goes home. You have no chance with her)

What's the shortest length of time that you've ever dated a girl?

Would you sexually eat a hot dog on camera for $50?

If you could fly, would you do it knowing that it would turn you gay? (very hypothetical here)

If you could eat out a girl or eat a sandwich which one would you choose? (You're not that hungry although you could eat ((you can pick the sandwich)), and the girl situation would not lead to sex)

What is your record of number of times jerking off in a day?

Do you like the simpsons?

Do you see yourself owning sporks when you have your own apartment/house in the future? (remember that's fewer dishes to do)

I guess that's enough questions for now. Damn, that took a long time to think of all these.

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Originally Posted by Hateandhatred

What do you think of me?

I don't know you that well so forming a legitimate opinion about you is difficult. You're not a bad guy though.

Originally Posted by Choofers

what is your favorite and why

I don't know what you're referring to precisely.

I bolded the questions to make them easy to spot with the answers.

If you could be the president of the united states (a good one nonetheless) and have a death age of 57 or live your life as you are and prolly go to about 88-94 which one would you choose?

Life as is politics are stupid and would require a bipolar shift in my personality.

What's your favorite dance move?

Um, uh, Take the lead is the only one that comes to mind

What type of sock do you wear?

Higher ones

How would you prefer your eggs to be prepared, scrambled, over easy/medium/etc., hardboiled/softboiled, raw, etc.?

Scrambled.

You have to carry around only one type of screwdriver for the rest of your life, what would you choose? (phillips, regular, or vodka/oj)

Phillups

What's your favorite porn site?

Can't post this here sadly you know that.

What are you going to school for? (if you're going to school now)

I am in college and I am going for a general AA with a plan to major in Video productions and Photography. In that order because I have a relative who can assist me in getting work.

If someone was going to pay you $80 to **** your favorite celebrity (don't worry, they would totally consensual) would you do it knowing that your best friend would loose their wife if you did such an act? (Haha, it's definitely related I'm just not sure how)

Um, I don't have a friend I consider to be a best, and most of my close friends are female, if not all of them. But in the interest of answering, no. I'm not a whore.

Have you heard of the area code for rating girls? If not, the first number is the face 0-9, the second number is binary of doable or not, the third number is their body 0-9. Would you have a threesome with a 919 and a 802 just to say you had a threesome? (If you say no then the 919 goes home. You have no chance with her)

This assumes the 3 sum is two women and not a single guy, in which case, no probably not. If they're not doable then obviously the other numbers are inaccurate.

What's the shortest length of time that you've ever dated a girl?

3 days. Ended by me because she came after me on a rebound.

Would you sexually eat a hot dog on camera for $50?

No.

If you could fly, would you do it knowing that it would turn you gay? (very hypothetical here)

No. Bouncing sacks of fat on a woman's chest are sadly to appealing to give up.

If you could eat out a girl or eat a sandwich which one would you choose? (You're not that hungry although you could eat ((you can pick the sandwich)), and the girl situation would not lead to sex)

Sandwhich. The idea of oral is disgusting to me, but if I was in the mood who really knows.

What is your record of number of times jerking off in a day?

3.

Do you like the simpsons?

It's alright, but unlike family guy / american dad / southpark I haven't seen all the episodes.

Do you see yourself owning sporks when you have your own apartment/house in the future? (remember that's fewer dishes to do)

Real men eat spaghetti with spoons. So no.

[00Razor00]

Solemn Warning or Solemn Judgment?

[Hateandhatred]

You are forced to do drugs/get a free shot of anything, which one would you pick?

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Originally Posted by 00Razor00

Solemn Warning or Solemn Judgment?

Warning because my decks explode so the judgment wouldn't be as helpful as stopping them from blocking my attacks and it costs a deal less

Originally Posted by Hateandhatred

You are forced to do drugs/get a free shot of anything, which one would you pick?

free shot

drugs are a no

[Choofers]

alcohol is a drug

[FFRGreen]

Hows life

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Originally Posted by Choofers

alcohol is a drug

Shush you!

Originally Posted by FFRGreen

Hows life

Life is pretty alright.

[xVaLoRx]

What is the meaning of life and how big is the universe?

[MikeShinoda12345]

Originally Posted by EzExZeRo7497

So Anaru asks: "How do you feel about affirmative action and do you support higher education?"

wtf i'm actually writing a 10-12 page term paper on this very subject for english 3

[Rebirth0]

Why say reddit and not 4chan

Seeing the word reddit makes me think the whole thread isn't worth reading anymore

[Izzy]

Originally Posted by Rebirth0

Why say reddit and not 4chan

Seeing the word reddit makes me think the whole thread isn't worth reading anymore

Because he thinks this originated on reedit.

[Pseudo Enigma]

What is your current opinion on FFR? What are your dislikes/likes about it? Name 3 for each plx.

[Hazelle]

Middie.

Heart of The Swarm.

Gettin' it??

[Trogdor!!!!]

what is your favorite and why