Man dies in a chocolate factory

jugglinguy · 07-8-2009, 09:46 PM

If only it was a celebrity who fell into a vat of chocolate. =/

http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/07/08/man...-of-chocolate/

MrRubix · 07-8-2009, 09:51 PM

Apparently what killed him was the mixing device:

http://www.watoday.com.au/world/man-...0709-de4g.html

Izzy · 07-8-2009, 09:51 PM

So what killed him? Did it cook him up or cut him up? Or maybe he drowned?

MrRubix · 07-8-2009, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Izzy

So what killed him? Did it cook him up or cut him up? Or maybe he drowned?

Would depend on the nature of the agitator, but it's probably not too different from a giant blender. It probably started mangling his body if he got caught within the machine itself.

AC1speakerbox · 07-8-2009, 10:07 PM

At least he tasted nice.

**DossarLX ODI** · 07-8-2009, 10:15 PM

"He was hit and fatally injured by the agitator that mixes the chocolate."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the man was mangled after falling into the vat.

cedolad · 07-8-2009, 10:17 PM

**** Willy Wonka died?

jchinzilla · 07-8-2009, 10:20 PM

sweet death.

jellygod · 07-8-2009, 10:21 PM

hell thatd be the way id want to go

[TeRa] · 07-8-2009, 10:24 PM

That had to of have scary as ****.

Syhto · 07-8-2009, 10:26 PM

that link crashes my browser

**Windscarredfaith** · 07-8-2009, 10:31 PM

This makes me so sad. :[

fido123 · 07-8-2009, 10:38 PM

Was he fat?

**Vanilla Mnm** · 07-8-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cedolad

**** Willy Wonka died?

No, someone who worked in his factory did.

fido123 · 07-8-2009, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla Mnm

No, someone who worked in his factory did.

Oompa Loompa D=?

jugglinguy · 07-8-2009, 10:42 PM

He was a temp, so 50/50 shot of being obese.

cedolad · 07-8-2009, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fido123

Oompa Loompa D=?

I was gonna say that

**DJ_Swabber** · 07-8-2009, 10:51 PM

I would have died if I were anywhere near a chocolate vat, too. =(
Poor guy... thats a terrible death.

fido123 · 07-8-2009, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ_Swabber

I would have died if I were anywhere near a chocolate vat, too. =(
Poor guy... thats a terrible death.

How is it terrible? DEATH BY CHOCOLATE YO!

MrRubix · 07-8-2009, 10:55 PM

Better than death by semen.

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