A big fat LOL - Page 3

Maid · 06-19-2007, 11:08 PM

They put 4chan as offensive yet provide a WORKING LINK to the said site right under the list.

Obvious joke site.

Triplex72 · 06-19-2007, 11:14 PM

http://www.netauthority.org/database...ion=view&id=64
http://www.netauthority.org/database...on=view&id=276

WOW, read the first line of this page.
http://www.netauthority.org/contact.html

Right in bold: WE DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES.
The whole site was a mistake xD

**dashoe93** · 06-19-2007, 11:51 PM

ITT we start caring about english because we are the net authority.

i went to browse the database, but aperrently need a guardian 21 or old to do so.

If you are under the age of 21, it is strongly recommended that you have a parent, guardian, or other responsible adult with you before you view the database.

Comment System
The online version of the database includes the ability to host comments and discussions for each offending website. It is our goal that this should be used for constructive suggestions on how to improve the website in question by making it comply with the AUP. Currently, registration to post comments is not required, but if the system is abused too heavily we may be forced to implement a registration system in the future.

HA

~DAshoe93~

yessiree · 06-20-2007, 12:21 AM

maybe blitz's comment didn't get through to your heads

it's a joke site
it's a joke site
it's a joke site
it's a joke site
it's a joke site

**irishknight** · 06-20-2007, 12:40 AM

Meh post to them..

~HentaiXXX~ · 06-20-2007, 03:33 AM

I guess they couldn't pass Super Mario 8 Bit Eighties Remix either...

**Wyde** · 06-20-2007, 05:52 AM

What I lol at most with this site, is the comments for the sites that take this seriously. These people running the site might as well try to ban 99.999+% of the internet if they were deadly serious. It's either a joke site (and thus succeeded in big lol) or just something so "Christian: Type BURN IN HELL HERETICS", is better to laugh at it the rant at it.

Chrissi · 06-20-2007, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by סּ_סּ

It's a joke site.

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=69796

fido123 · 06-20-2007, 09:19 AM

It's not a joke site

ps

Quote:

Originally Posted by Net Authority

Example #2: Children's Dinosaur Stories. You might think that a site that contains stories about dinosaurs for children would be innocent—but let's stop and think about that for a moment. If you read the bible (you should, it's great!) you know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him. While the stories themselves may not contain any offensive material, the simple fact that they are about dinosaurs may cause a child to question his faith in the one true God. By blaspheming, this site is in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy and should be added to our database.

Also

Quote:

Originally Posted by Net Authority

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Added: 06/09/2007 - 13:03:13
Latest Comment:
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DDRBaller123 · 06-20-2007, 09:25 AM

http://www.netauthority.org/database...n=view&id=1514

Quote:

Tasha 05/27/2007 - 05:00:18
HAHAHAHA. Yeah, try and ban a site that is up there to help STARVING CHILDREN.

Oh you guys are suck ****wads.

**hayatewillown** · 06-20-2007, 09:41 AM

Quote:

*Hateful material

Of what? Sure, I've seen plenty of blaspheming things, such as puretexanblood's idea of calling god down, but I have not seen anything hateful or blaspheming.

Quote:

* Offensive political material

Sorry if we can't seem to love your side.

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* Bestiality and/or interracial relationships

Who screwed the duck?

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e cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children.

Agreed.

ieatyourlvllol · 06-20-2007, 10:28 AM

That site has several levels of excellent humor.

http://www.netauthority.org/database...on=view&id=311

The comments are amusing.

OrganisM · 06-20-2007, 11:14 AM

Sounds like some DoS attacks might be in order...

**stretchypanda** · 06-20-2007, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fido123

It's not a joke site

Yeah, it has to be real or you'd feel like a giant tool for getting all worked up.

Also, we've had this discussion. I thought it was real, too, for about 5 seconds.

bluguerrilla · 06-20-2007, 11:30 AM

The best comments are on 4chan.

yessiree · 06-20-2007, 11:31 AM

the owner of the site is some comic book artist or something, i forget

whatever it was it was a job that uh didn't really make sense compared to net authority, therefore it was concluded it was a joke site

also if you're not retarded you'd realize it's a joke site

**DrugstoreCowboy** · 06-20-2007, 12:00 PM

commented this.

Chrissi · 06-20-2007, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fido123

It's not a joke site

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrissi

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=69796

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrissi

Does everyone have their sarcasm detectors turned off or something?

PS http://www.rudism.com/index.shtml HE MAKES COMICS. If that's not a dead giveaway, I don't know what is.

PPS http://cectic.com/005.html is pretty funny.

Check out ESPECIALLY that last link in the quote. Spoiler: he enjoys making fun of religion.

fido123 · 06-20-2007, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stretchypanda

Yeah, it has to be real or you'd feel like a giant tool for getting all worked up.

Also, we've had this discussion. I thought it was real, too, for about 5 seconds.

Eh...I'll just continue to live in self delusion to satisfy myself

**-paexaea-** · 06-21-2007, 01:51 AM

Everytime I need a good laugh, I know where to go. Hahaha... silly Christian extremists.

06-19-2007, 11:08 PM	#41
Maid FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 北海道　釧路 Posts: 643	Re: A big fat LOL They put 4chan as offensive yet provide a WORKING LINK to the said site right under the list. Obvious joke site. __________________ 怒りの剣も嘆きの傷も　跡形もなく溶けて消えて散って逝っててああー

06-19-2007, 11:14 PM	#42
Triplex72 CUSTOMIZED Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Your Imagination Posts: 975	Re: A big fat LOL http://www.netauthority.org/database...ion=view&id=64 http://www.netauthority.org/database...on=view&id=276 WOW, read the first line of this page. http://www.netauthority.org/contact.html Right in bold: WE DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES. The whole site was a mistake xD __________________ connect 216.246.109.6:27015

06-19-2007, 11:51 PM	#43
dashoe93 Alphabet Crowd Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Single Age: 30 Posts: 2,950	Re: A big fat LOL ITT we start caring about english because we are the net authority. i went to browse the database, but aperrently need a guardian 21 or old to do so. If you are under the age of 21, it is strongly recommended that you have a parent, guardian, or other responsible adult with you before you view the database. Comment System The online version of the database includes the ability to host comments and discussions for each offending website. It is our goal that this should be used for constructive suggestions on how to improve the website in question by making it comply with the AUP. Currently, registration to post comments is not required, but if the system is abused too heavily we may be forced to implement a registration system in the future. HA ~DAshoe93~ Last edited by GuidoHunter; 06-20-2007 at 01:58 AM..

06-20-2007, 12:21 AM	#44
yessiree Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 27	Re: A big fat LOL maybe blitz's comment didn't get through to your heads it's a joke site it's a joke site it's a joke site it's a joke site it's a joke site

06-20-2007, 12:40 AM	#45
irishknight FFR Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Age: 31 Posts: 969	Re: A big fat LOL Meh post to them.. __________________

06-20-2007, 03:33 AM	#46
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: A big fat LOL I guess they couldn't pass Super Mario 8 Bit Eighties Remix either...

06-20-2007, 05:52 AM	#47
Wyde FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: On a train Age: 33 Posts: 332	Re: A big fat LOL What I lol at most with this site, is the comments for the sites that take this seriously. These people running the site might as well try to ban 99.999+% of the internet if they were deadly serious. It's either a joke site (and thus succeeded in big lol) or just something so "Christian: Type BURN IN HELL HERETICS", is better to laugh at it the rant at it. __________________ >Pad files<

06-20-2007, 10:28 AM	#52
ieatyourlvllol FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: it's a mystery oooo Posts: 3,221	Re: A big fat LOL That site has several levels of excellent humor. http://www.netauthority.org/database...on=view&id=311 The comments are amusing.

06-20-2007, 11:14 AM	#53
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: A big fat LOL Sounds like some DoS attacks might be in order... __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

06-20-2007, 11:30 AM	#55
bluguerrilla FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 41 Posts: 3,966	Re: A big fat LOL The best comments are on 4chan. __________________

06-20-2007, 11:31 AM	#56
yessiree Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 27	Re: A big fat LOL the owner of the site is some comic book artist or something, i forget whatever it was it was a job that uh didn't really make sense compared to net authority, therefore it was concluded it was a joke site also if you're not retarded you'd realize it's a joke site

06-20-2007, 12:00 PM	#57
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06-21-2007, 01:51 AM	#60
-paexaea- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: skjandlurkelandia² Age: 33 Posts: 4,605	Re: A big fat LOL Everytime I need a good laugh, I know where to go. Hahaha... silly Christian extremists. __________________ See you, Space Cowboy.

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