Happy birthday Penis!!

AssNinja4759 · 11-20-2009, 09:47 AM

Everyone else is doing it, so here it goes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
You have been a dick for the last 5 years..
Yet ever since I took you by the arm, you have been awesome.
Spitting in many a mouth, being used and abused
Thank you penis, for keeping me company.

(Wish your peens a happy birthday. They deserve it.. Don't they?)

xBBx Mikeh · 11-20-2009, 09:55 AM

Thanks rich <3

AssNinja4759 · 11-20-2009, 09:58 AM

Lol. You wish YOUR penis a happy birthday. and you are welcome Mike.

xBBx Mikeh · 11-20-2009, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by AssNinja4759

Lol. You wish YOUR penis a happy birthday. and you are welcome Mike.

Thanks dick*

<3

**championanwar** · 11-20-2009, 10:00 AM

AssNinja4759 · 11-20-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by championanwar

lol

When was the last time your penis got some attention anwar? You should thank him. Liek, naoish. I heard that all the unwanted, and abused peens are going to revolt. YOU WANT YOUR WANG TO KEEEEEL YOU?!?!

**Bluearrowll** · 11-20-2009, 10:06 AM

What kind of dick would make a thread like this.

You aren't funny.

AssNinja4759 · 11-20-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Bluearrowll

What kind of dick would make a thread like this.

You aren't funny.

an unfunny dick would make a thread like this, good sir. My dick isn't funny. You, however, are.

HazelleReturns · 11-20-2009, 10:12 AM

-rolls eyes-

AssNinja4759 · 11-20-2009, 10:16 AM

you wouldn't know what a penis goes through Hazelle.

HazelleReturns · 11-20-2009, 10:25 AM

Oh yours hasn't even gone close to what the Pain Oympians' has gone through.

xBBx Mikeh · 11-20-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by HazelleReturns

Oh yours hasn't even gone close to what the Pain Oympians' has gone through.

Ya took it way too far.

**Mythix** · 11-20-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by AssNinja4759

an unfunny dick would make a thread like this, good sir. My dick isn't funny. You, however, are.

wat, you're like the least funny guy on the web right now. You make Yaboy look like Jeff Dunham.

Also, that's the worst flamer comeback I've seen on FFR, srsly, like "1ur cupid" "2yesh I am hueahuea I said it myself that means u dumb men!!"

Gtfo

HazelleReturns · 11-20-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by xBBx Mikeh

Ya took it way too far.

No I didn't. I was simply comparing his penis' supposed hard life compared to someone else's. This thread was destined to fail anyway.

Quigly · 11-20-2009, 06:22 PM

So hows being the manager of a McDonald's working out for you.

11-20-2009, 09:55 AM	#2
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11-20-2009, 10:12 AM	#9
HazelleReturns FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 47	Re: Happy birthday Penis!! -rolls eyes-

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HazelleReturns FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 47	Re: Happy birthday Penis!! Oh yours hasn't even gone close to what the Pain Oympians' has gone through.

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