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![]() This idea came to me in the shower. It was better as thoughts in my head, but for about twenty minutes of thinking, it's decent.
Post your own low-effort/speed poems or something. Jack had a chronic case of coughing/ he just couldn't handle pepper/ His little brother chedder fared no better/ He would stumble/ Their sister they called feta/ under pressure she would crumble/ But they all lived together/ in the cottage of their uncle/ An older man whose face/ they liked to say that it was curdled/ He loved them all the same/ and through the years there they were nurtured No matter how you shred or melt/ or slice or cut the cheese/ This cottage was the home/ To one big cheesy family. Thanks. -o24
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![]() Here's my shower poetry
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![]() I'd give a penny for your thoughts
If I thought that there was something Anything at any time but now Come to think of it there's one thing The thought that you could have a thought Is worth a penny not just nothing So take the penny and know that Your thoughts have value Even though it's just a penny It's still something
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![]() i really like your poem, andy
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Let me hit you with some rhymes about cheese, Like oh em gee really dude please, My words flow like milk out a cows udder, Pastuerize and mesmerize, Make ya shimmy and shudder, Move to the right and left like ya have a rutter, Churn it 'til ya turn to butter, Cut 'em up into pieces and put 'em on biscuits, Limburger smellin funny but i think i'll risk it, Grill 'em and put 'em on a sandwich, This rap's going to be long i hope ya have the bandwidth, Ima stack all the little pieces up on a tray next to some cocktail shrimp, Pluck out one of the toothpicks and stick it in my grill like a dairy pimp, If this was a competition these udder cheesewhiz be in the dumpster lookin for muenster, Cuz they lactose intolerant my flow is sharp i hope ya can follow it, Cost no pesos to rap about queso but if you all about cheddar just say so Wear a funny hat like wisconsin green bay, Dont worry about where the money at its all about curds and whey. Now let me ask you a question. What do cows drink? Click spoiler for answer.
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Very nice. I can relate to this one.
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Bars. Thanks, DRG. Glad you enjoyed it. I'm a little surprised no one called me out for the "cut the cheese" line. Coyly slid that one in there. I'll post some more if they come to me. -o24
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![]() //ASIDE// *clicked thread when saw it in message*
Dude. I read this back when it was newer and thought it was baller. That was YOU. IT WAS YOU! I've actually almost posted in this thread a couple of times. Now my showers drip red water. It's a bit disturbing. Next time.
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![]() what if i said for every loaf or bread you opened with a razor blade made you money
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I would simply say..."if sections of my flesh were replenishing loaves of bread, I'd be a rich girl."
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![]() The poem in the OP is very funny to me, thank you for sharing.
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![]() I thought the title of the thread was "Shower Party" and I was like "Oh man I GOTTA get in on that." Enjoyed your poem btw. Thanks for the read.
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![]() Wow! So talented! great!
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![]() Lmao. Thought this was my dumb thread.
-o24
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![]() I admire you guys. I don't know how to write poetry so beautifully.
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