WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

Master Hakuoh9872 · 02-10-2009, 09:52 AM

Take a look at this:

No, not the dino! The nose! The mother@#$!& nose! I know
its stupid, but I get this creepy feeling everytime I see her.
Why? Its THAT snout protruding from her face!!

It makes me wonder...if I put my hand in there, what's gonna happen?
-Will there be a bloody stub of my arm, my hand chomped off?
-Will there be a burning sensation and then a feeling of extreme pain?
-Maybe my hand will be covered in Birdo saliva and slob?
-Or suppose a cannon will slide out before I put my hand in and blast me?
-And the bigger question: if I put my P@#!S in there...think of the last 4
questions, and picture it....its gruesome to any guy who sees it.

This is probably a waste of a post in the forums, but I thought about it
earlier on and couldn't get it outta my head. I apologize in advance
for those of you who become freaked out about this..."thing" too.

To make it up to ya, here's a pic of a Yoshi:

Nice, huh? He's enjoying a scweet movie right now.
From his expression, I'm guessing its an action movie. Maybe its
The Terminator? Live Free or Die Hard? Could be Kung Fu Panda for
all I care. Anyway...

Thanx for reading! Youse guys are all right....

...now put da money in de bag and nobody gets hurt! Just kidding!XD

tupacodaman · 02-10-2009, 09:56 AM

it's a mouth, and i'd imagine best bj ever

YaBoySM · 02-10-2009, 10:28 AM

Don't unnecessarily quote huge posts.

Ummmm, WOW, juz wow, srsly, dat gives me the same feeling. haha

**foilman8805** · 02-10-2009, 10:39 AM

My good friend and I call that pink bitch the Hoovac. If you've ever played Mario Baseball with her, she ****ing robs the **** of your base hits if she's in the infield. She turns on her suction pipe and literally steals balls that should be well and good base hits. Same in the outfield. What totally looks like a ball that's gonna drop for a double is sucked up by that giant schnoz of hers. Unbelievable.

P.S. You would think that Yoshi would be dating someone who is green, but instead, he's bangin' the pink. Maybe she's got mad booty or something. Dating interracially is cool though. Good for him.

Quigly · 02-10-2009, 02:05 PM

I bet Yoshi is watching a porno. Too bad he doesn't have a dick to fap to it.

**DJ_Swabber** · 02-10-2009, 02:19 PM

I dunno about bj's... I personally wouldn't like the feeling of a giant egg flying at my imaginary wiener.

Litodude · 02-10-2009, 02:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

/tear

yea she's kinda of ****-ugly

Biff_tech · 02-10-2009, 02:31 PM

I hate to tell you this but Birdo is a dude.....

OrganisM · 02-10-2009, 02:52 PM

You guys are sick.

**coraleaterlinda** · 02-10-2009, 03:48 PM

eggs are coming out of there....eggs dont come out of mouths.

just saying.

**DJ_Swabber** · 02-10-2009, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coraleaterlinda

eggs are coming out of there....eggs dont come out of mouths.

just saying.

Have you played Mario 2?
=]

poleaxe · 02-10-2009, 04:54 PM

Wow, are you serious? It shoots eggs out of its mouth and its a guy so I don't think you need to worry guys. Or maybe?

Mr. Bob · 02-10-2009, 06:16 PM

wtf is this garbage thread

**Yoshiisland** · 02-10-2009, 06:23 PM

This is why I prefer the green dude.

Syhto · 02-10-2009, 06:26 PM

Guys, (s)he sucks AND blows

Redbird93 · 02-10-2009, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tupacodaman

it's a mouth, and i'd imagine best bj ever

http://www.ihatejen.com?id=omwd03uqo...69jr6jouzrqbnc

**Xandertrax** · 02-10-2009, 07:12 PM

Master Hakuoh9872 · 02-11-2009, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foilman8805

My good friend and I call that pink bitch the Hoovac. If you've ever played Mario Baseball with her, she ****ing robs the **** of your base hits if she's in the infield. She turns on her suction pipe and literally steals balls that should be well and good base hits. Same in the outfield. What totally looks like a ball that's gonna drop for a double is sucked up by that giant schnoz of hers. Unbelievable.

Though I never played Mario Baseball (cause its still $50.00 after 2 frickin yrs at EBgames..) I can tell she's a real b****, stealing balls and poor yoshi's virginity. Sucks to be him all green and no one to envy cept mario.XD

-Barista- · 02-11-2009, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redbird93

http://www.link.com

that looks bannable.

02-10-2009, 09:56 AM	#2
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YaBoySM FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Milky Way Posts: 532	Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!! Don't unnecessarily quote huge posts. Ummmm, WOW, juz wow, srsly, dat gives me the same feeling. haha Last edited by GuidoHunter; 02-10-2009 at 05:31 PM..

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foilman8805 smoke wheat hail satin Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: LA baby Age: 35 Posts: 5,704	Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!! My good friend and I call that pink bitch the Hoovac. If you've ever played Mario Baseball with her, she **ing robs the ** of your base hits if she's in the infield. She turns on her suction pipe and literally steals balls that should be well and good base hits. Same in the outfield. What totally looks like a ball that's gonna drop for a double is sucked up by that giant schnoz of hers. Unbelievable. P.S. You would think that Yoshi would be dating someone who is green, but instead, he's bangin' the pink. Maybe she's got mad booty or something. Dating interracially is cool though. Good for him. Last edited by foilman8805; 02-10-2009 at 10:43 AM..

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