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So. This is the second time that I've woken up to my finger in my ear trying to loosen it up, like theres water in it. Then the scratching sounds start. I shoot straight out of bed and run to the bathroom, trying not to scream from the feeling/sound coming from the inside of my ear that I cannot get to. I start to panic and since it's happened before, I put water in my ear and try sloshing it around and motioning my head downward to push the water/ant out of my ear. My mom comes in and shes like wtf are you doing, because at this point I am crying really hard and smacking my head. This is by far THE worst experience(s) I've been through. My mom insists that it's just water/fluids in my head that are trying to drain, because I've always had problems with that. So like an hour and something goes by of me trying to read about unclogging my ears, and I can feel the water starting to drain out of my head.. the noise lessens and I'm like "ahh.." (It's hard to explain... the noise is like someone is swirling around a wire brush deep in your ear... plus this sick feeling/pain)
And yeah so I guess the water finally gets it out 'cause I'm just casually touching the inside of my ear, and theres the damn dead ant. My ear feels swollen on the inside and is probably getting an infection. I'm on the verge of just blowing all my money on an exterminator. Has anyone else had this happen?? XD P.S. The last time this happened, I slept with ear plugs every night for like 6 months. =.=
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02-24-2009, 01:59 PM | #2 |
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I've had lots of bizarre little things like that.. blowtorch fixes everything. :P
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That's really pretty gross.
No pix?
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02-24-2009, 02:01 PM | #4 |
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My uncle woke up with a fly stuck in his ear and when he poured water into it he listened to it's 'death buzz'. No joke.
Just the thought of **** like this makes me itch and squirm.
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Holy ****, I would have freaked out if there was an ant in my ear. I have extreme problems with bugs being on me (not that almost everyone doesn't). But being in my ear? Ahhh. One time there was an ant on the brim of a cup I was drinking out of and pretty much ever since then, I check my glass for ants. Annoying habit, man.
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It makes me feel better taking out my anger on any ant that I find around the house though. >=] HULK SMASH
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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!
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That doesn't creep me out because it's too big to get in my ear. XD I hate pincher bugs though. >.<;
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Ouch, I feel your pain Katie.
I went to a sleepover once and my friend had bugs in his house, they had me sleep on the floor. It's a very scary thing to go through but not as bad as ants in the ears. *pukes*
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I mean, like, I'm ok with bugs for the most part. But I really dislike ticks.
I had a dream when I was a kid that it was raining ticks and I was outside and I couldn't get back into my house. It was awesome. Don't like leeches either.
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Also, the smell of our ants (in Oregon) WREAK if you smoosh them. It's really odd. It smells worse than poop.
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And, the scariest of them all... The Candiru
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When I stayed over at my uncles in the summer in Wyoming... they have... HUGE ticks. He has a green house, and had a business selling plants. Anyway, I was maybe.. 11 or so.. and I felt something stuck to my braid close to my neck. I ran to his employee there, this really nice lady.. and I'm like "Can you seeee whats stuck on me?" and shes like "OMG go to your mom NOW" So I run back to the house, and... lo and behold... A GIANT tick is already buried in the back of my neck. Ugh. I didn't even feel it dig in to my skin, it's butt was slightly sticking out still, so my mom heated up a needle and burned it's butt until it pulled it's self out. I've been through the coolest shet. XD
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That's siiiick. o;
The ants in Delaware must not smell, I guess. Either that or I don't pay attention to the odor. xDD |
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you should probably invest in one of these bad boys:
The Baby Nasal Aspirator Vacuum Suction Pigeon! http://www.amazon.com/Nasal-Aspirato.../dp/B0015TM0M6 Quote:
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I've accidentally gotten a bug up my nose before... AHHHHH
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02-24-2009, 02:27 PM | #20 |
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or one of these
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