Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

[Flaming_Dingleberry]

I deserve a subscription because I always slap the dishwasher.

[no u]

i think i should get one because i have nuts, suck nuts, eat nuts, lick nuts and like to jiggle big juicy nuts

also because i'm fat and ugly and no one loves me and i want to be a subscriber so my life has meaning

[xBBx Takedown]

well the reason why i diserve a subbie is because ppl like me wouldnt take advantage of this deal and keep asking for more...also im not one of these ppl who would brag if they had a subbie

[kylemcginnis]

COOL THREAD! I dont want to win a subscription though but I would like credits instead of a subscription so if I win a subscription you can keep the subscription and give me however many credits you think I deserve lol. I deserve credits becuase I can't hardly earn them as much as everybody else. I deserve them becuase I like nuts too! My pets a Squirrel and I enjoy him very much! I deserve credits becuase I think you cool! And I think you should give me credits becuase I know you can. Thats all. lol I dont know what else to say. I hope I got a chance although a subscription does sound nice. Maybe I will take one.

[emerald000]

This is so funny. I wonder how many people actually is saying the truth. Keep posting guys, it is fun to read!

[kylemcginnis]

Its actually true that I have a pet Squirrel! NO JOKE! He is tamed too. I think its interesting to read them too emerald.

[marioGP87]

I just made into the top 1000 (rank now: 997) and I need a subby D=!!! 2+ years without a subby is like a month without FFR and electricity. Also, I don't have a credit card or Paypal account =__=

[kylemcginnis]

Here is my reason for a subby. This may be my only chance ever to get a subby!

[Beethovens mask]

So I wanted to pull a TRD

This is page uno.

Originally Posted by Sprite-

I feel I am eligible because NUTS.

Staff

Originally Posted by Cloud0005

Cause I'm a poor person who's wanted a subbie for years D:

$10 is a lot.

Originally Posted by PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR

Mine is ending, so I'm applying in advance.

The reason I should receive one is because we share the same birthday

IDK, this is pretty good.

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

Dang. Mine doesn't end for another year and a half. =(
O well. I want people who actually need it to get it.

Good man. Also year and a half?!

Originally Posted by thehunter1117

Hammy. I believe I deserve a 3 month subscription because ever since I found this website I have been completely obsessed with it. I play everyday. Besides, I will never be able to buy it myself because I don't have a credit card. My dad won't his because it is my mammaws and we use it for food. This is the only fun I have. I don't think I'll be getting 80,000 credits soon to buy a subbie, and that's why I hope you will give me one.
I might even give you some NUTS! LOL.
Blue is my favorite color.
And I want all of the priviledges that a subscriber gets. Including the email address.
I will use my subscription to the fullest of it's abilities.
I also want access to all those other songs we dont get to play now.
PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE.PLEASE. Buy me a Subbie.
Thanks,
thehunter1117

This one made me tear up. :'(

Originally Posted by basicdrummerman

my test subby is almost up, and im becomeing a more serious ffr player and have no way to buy a new one.....

Credits

Originally Posted by chidori!

i want one or else i'll go nuts and throw nuts at you
(eh worth a try >.>)

Nuts hurt. Good one Chid.

Originally Posted by Ice wolf

I was the first person to not get a subscription in the first official gamewhore competition.

Yes, I woke up at 2:00 in the morning and played all day long till about 10:00 at night.

Used this one in soulstones giveaway.

Originally Posted by AznGreen

my birthday is on august 21st and i haven't got a single birthday present since the day i was born =D

Bull Crap. Your parents don't even give you a paper clip? Mine gave me a box for my 12th birthday and said move out.

Originally Posted by Tater Tot

Why should I get one of the twelve 3-month subscriptions? I'm not going to lie and say that I'm impoverished or anything, and I'm not necessarily FFR's biggest gamewhore. I do however enjoy playing FFR and talking with the poeople here, and I would like to see how the other half of FFR's members live so to speak.

For your subscription consideration,

-Tater Tot

Nice one. This is actually good. And your name makes me hungrey.

Originally Posted by NFD

Because I too, support nuts.

True. But subby.

Originally Posted by phe0nixblade

im not a subby wtf u talkin bout

My thoughts exactly.

Originally Posted by SpammyMcSquirrel

Because I don't kiss ass by saying I support nuts. :P

Indeed.

Originally Posted by tangomango

I've had a bad rep with squirrels. It's almost like I have been cursed with a spell that makes things happen between me and squirrels. Here are some things that have happened to me.

I once tried feeding a squirrel a nut. I lured the squirrel close to me, and before I could even toss the nut, it jumped on my leg, refusing to let go until I shook it off. Another time, I was eating my lunch outside, a squirrel leaped onto the table that I was sitting in and tried to eat my sandwich. One other unfortunate thing that happened was when I was walking with some friends of mine. One of them gave a squirrel a nut, and as the squirrel stuffed the nut inside it's mouth, it choked and died. Hopefully, if you, a McSquirrel, grant me a 3-month subscription, my ill-fortune with your fellow squirrels will be gone forever.

I tried xD.

Just because a squirrel humps your leg doesn't mean you're special.

Originally Posted by Redorigami

I've entered every contest I could to win a subbie, to no avail.

I've never had one in my life, but have played FFR consistently for going on 3 years, gotten my average rank to 60, my overall rank to 56, have earned a total of over 300k credits (though most were gambled away), have played near 39,000 games of FFR, gotten my multiplayer level up to 18, have been an active member of the forums with almost 2,000 posts, and have a grand total score of 13,407,694,975.

I've even managed to play enough and improve my skill enough to reach T3.

People assume I've had a subby all the time mostly because I seem like the kind of FFR supporter that would have one, but I sadly have no means of buying one for myself.

Go ahead, someone top that.

Psh bitches. Hammy keep in mind that I was the first to make a post like this, so at least I'm not copying

Congrats, you're original.

Originally Posted by Clipso

I've been a member of FFR for 1.4 years, and I've wanted to buy myself a subby for quite a while now. The only problem is I have no way to pay (no credit card, and parents say no.)

I spend A LOT of time (too much time, if that's possible) playing FFR, nearly 24,000 game plays in 1.4 years. I haven't been active on the forums during my time here, but I've been trying to get more involved in the community recently.

I've referred quite a few users to FFR, my profile says 14.

And finally...
I donated 20k credits
I donated 50k credits
At the time, that was almost all of my credits. Those numbers might be off by a bit, but I remember giving about 70k total, leaving me with just enough credits to play Pants.

ok, just because you give away credits doesn't mean you deserve a subby. You could have bought a sub with them.

Originally Posted by ruferddude

Dear HammyMcSquirrel,

I know that you don’t know me (or have heard of me), but I would like to take this chance to enter this wonderful competition. As of this post, I have been a member for 3.86 years. Pretty long, wouldn’t you agree? Well all of that time that I have spent on FFR, I have never been a subscriber. That’s right, NEVER! And after seeing rzr’s thread about why I should subscribe I have been interested in becoming a subscriber. A blue name seems very appealing to me. Sure I can keep my name in the normal color but it’s not special in any way. Right now it looks like that I’m just a guy that plays FFR, but with a blue name I will become a subscriber. Just the sound that makes me feel like I am elevated above non-subscribers. I want to know that feeling. And with a blue name comes a custom title. They are really cool and I’ve always wanted one. I would also like to get rid of those pesky advertisements. They’re just annoying. I also really want to be able to see other’s level ranks so that I can compare my scores to their’s. This will help motivate me to become an even better player. Token level ranks would also help me see which songs I still need to work on as I try to improve. My old e-mail account has a stupid name and I wish to change it. I don’t just want a new name though, I want to be an FFR e-mail. That way when I give it to one of my friends and they say something like “Hey, what the heck is flashflashrevolution.com?” I can reply with “It’s only the best website ever! Let me show you!” So thank you for holding this event and even giving me the chance to enter and become a subscriber. Even if you don’t pick me, you’re still cool in my book.

Sincerely,
ruferddude

Wow, bad.

Originally Posted by AniMeowzerz

Oh, I have a reason :0

If I don't get a subscription, 10 baby squirrels will be killed with my bare hands.
C:

So therefore, I get a subscription, 10 McSquirrels shall survive. 8D

OMG, you murderer!

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Originally Posted by badman7772

Well... My subby will exprire in October. I play this game alot, noticing my overall rank proving it. I'm doing my best to support this site by coming up with ideas to make FFR better. I've also attempted to put get 2 files in the queue! I've also helped alot of people out on getting better at FFR! Most of the people I've talked to have gotten better than me! One person had me passed for quite a bit but I fought back! I will continue to help people out until the far away day that I eventually retire! When my subbie expires, I am gonna go really nuts! I may not be a very good at FFR, I may not be the greatest supporter, and I may not be the most popular person on here, but I'm doing my best to help this site out by following the rules on the forums, getting some of my friends into FFR (even if they don't like it) and answering any questions that I could possibly enter!

You have 777 in your name. Win.

Originally Posted by WolfXhunter

Uhm...
because i always wanted a subbie? :> and i dont have a paypal :<.
Btw i wont give you nuts ;D ill give you a cookie

Cookies? Holy crap.

Originally Posted by Gibson63

heh.. cause my subby is ending in maybe 20 days =S... i just lost my gf... , had a gay summer... so i hope this could help me cheer up a bit

I feel your pain. Well I did anyway, it got better.

Originally Posted by Zamiax

I'm not really sure of a good reason for wanting a subby and well I have been playing for over a year and i have recommended FFR to several friends and ive been doing alot to try to advertise FFR so the website would do better. I'd pay for one myself but I dont have Paypal and my parents cant get me one because now they only have just enough to by with 5 kids. I f i did get a subby I would try to do more to get people to join FFR.

5 kids? Holy crap they got busy.

Originally Posted by Azafreak

I want a subscription because i would like to use all the usefull features to help me improve. And to have an FFR email, it's more professional =D looool ..

Pretty good one.

Originally Posted by AmreKept

Ok, I would like to start off by saying, thank you for your generous offer. It's not everyday you get a chance like this. If I am selected I will be very happy, for you see, I may not have been a member for long, but I already love FFR. I've always pondered what it feels like being a subscriber and now I have a chance. Subscribers just seem to radiate awesomeness unparalleled. If I become a subscriber I will feel that awesomeness. I have other reasons too. Like, the blue name (common, it's blue! Who doesn't like blue?) will add to the awesomeness. I might even earn some respect among the community, and I will strive to better at FFR but I also hope to make new friends, and maybe enemies, too.
Also, an ad-free FFR will be heaven, practically. Maybe I'll be able to play better and expand my appreciation for FFR even further. Thank you for your time.

I'm a subscriber and people still hate me.

Originally Posted by Mookage

I should get a subscription because I love FFR and want to support it. Unfortunately I am only 14 and paying for it is a bit of an issue. I have the money, just no way of getting it to FFR. My mom won't pay because she doesn't like putting her credit card information on the internet even though I've assured her it is safe. I don't have a Paypal because I'm only 14, and for the same reason I have no credit card of my own.

Thanks for your consideration and kindness to the users as a whole Hammy.

My mom doesn't like buying stuff online either! </3

Originally Posted by Kanako Yasaka

I would enjoy a subscription because I truly want to support FFR. This site has done so much for me in the month I've been here and I've given it nothing in return as I don't have access to a credit card/ paypal account. If I had a subscription I would enjoy knowing that I, (although indirectly,) am helping FFR. I would also enjoy everything this site has to offer, it would just make it that much more amazing.

Winner.

Originally Posted by Breakdown16

I have always tried to the best of my ability to help others on the forums. I've demonstrated the best possible conduct that I could, never flaming or insulting others. I am also an avid FFR player, and I will use the subscription to its fullest extent. I would deeply appreciate the subscription and will not let it go to waste.

Winner.

Originally Posted by awein999

I have never had a subscription and I am unable to purchase one because of my parents. As soon as I get enough credits I'll buy one but I am nowhere close. I am really into the game and highly competitive. I hope you consider me and if not thanks for your time,
awein999

Bronze medal.

Originally Posted by BigBoss37

because I've never won anything on this site.

Sub.

Originally Posted by dogdude84

I've been a member for 4+ years and have never had a subbie.

I always miss the spontaneous contests (which last for about 2 seconds) that offer them. I don't want to embarass myself in a Photo Scavenger hunt, or stay up for 24 hours playing FFR to earn one.

I want a subbie, and have plenty of money, but don't want to pay for it.

With this, I probably won't win, so I'll just go ahead and chalk it up to another loss on a contest for a subbie.

[/guilt trip]

Don't worry, be happy now.

Originally Posted by Involution

Never been a subbie and was always curious what the benefits were but always reluctant to commit an investment in a subscription. Being a poor college student rocks (not).

Sounds good to me.

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Originally Posted by Flaming_Dingleberry

I deserve a subscription because I always slap the dishwasher.

Umm, have fun with that.

Originally Posted by no u

i think i should get one because i have nuts, suck nuts, eat nuts, lick nuts and like to jiggle big juicy nuts

also because i'm fat and ugly and no one loves me and i want to be a subscriber so my life has meaning

Holy crap that's scary.

Originally Posted by xBBx Takedown

well the reason why i diserve a subbie is because ppl like me wouldnt take advantage of this deal and keep asking for more...also im not one of these ppl who would brag if they had a subbie

Ummm?

Originally Posted by kylemcginnis

COOL THREAD! I dont want to win a subscription though but I would like credits instead of a subscription so if I win a subscription you can keep the subscription and give me however many credits you think I deserve lol. I deserve credits becuase I can't hardly earn them as much as everybody else. I deserve them becuase I like nuts too! My pets a Squirrel and I enjoy him very much! I deserve credits becuase I think you cool! And I think you should give me credits becuase I know you can. Thats all. lol I dont know what else to say. I hope I got a chance although a subscription does sound nice. Maybe I will take one.

You can't have a pet squirrel. I think it's illegal.

Originally Posted by emerald000

This is so funny. I wonder how many people actually is saying the truth. Keep posting guys, it is fun to read!

:P

Originally Posted by kylemcginnis

Its actually true that I have a pet Squirrel! NO JOKE! He is tamed too. I think its interesting to read them too emerald.

lol.

Originally Posted by marioGP87

I just made into the top 1000 (rank now: 997) and I need a subby D=!!! 2+ years without a subby is like a month without FFR and electricity. Also, I don't have a credit card or Paypal account =__=

You're the reason why Hammy had to pay out 100k credits. With holding tournament winnings doesn't put you on the top of his list.

Originally Posted by kylemcginnis

Here is my reason for a subby. This may be my only chance ever to get a subby!

Freaking genius. Give this kid a subby.

[KlingPosnot]

mine is about to run out and im poor so im having to sell some of my instruments just so I will have enough money to buy a comp good enough to play ffr T.T

Edit: subbie ends friday

[FR_Zappy]

Beacause I am from Germany.
That means I have no dollars to buy me a subscription.....yes I can use credits, but I gambled them all away. :'-(

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Got some interesting things going on here. Keep 'em coming!

Also, I wanted to note that I will be taking nominations into account if anyone has any. Just make sure you're nominating a non-subscriber and/or non-staff member. I'll allow one nomination per person. And yeah, give good reasoning behind your nomination if you're going to make one. You may only either nominate someone else or give a reason for yourself, so you can't do both. If someone does both, I will take the nomination over the reasons for themself.

People are also allowed to go back and edit any posts they made as long as it's done before the event ends.

[ruferddude]

I nominate Redorigami for the following reasons:

Originally Posted by Redorigami

I've entered every contest I could to win a subbie, to no avail.

I feel sorry for him.

Originally Posted by Redorigami

I've never had one in my life, but have played FFR consistently for going on 3 years

This is like me. Played for a long time but never had a subscription

Originally Posted by Redorigami

gotten my average rank to 60, my overall rank to 56, have earned a total of over 300k credits (though most were gambled away), have played near 39,000 games of FFR, gotten my multiplayer level up to 18, have been an active member of the forums with almost 2,000 posts, and have a grand total score of 13,407,694,975.

I've even managed to play enough and improve my skill enough to reach T3.

He is a way better player than me. And this shows how dedicated he is to the site.

Originally Posted by Redorigami

but I sadly have no means of buying one for myself.

Here is his only chance.

Originally Posted by Redorigami

Go ahead, someone top that.

So far no one has. I tried but apparently I was "wow, bad."

Originally Posted by Redorigami

I was the first to make a post like this, so at least I'm not copying

And he's original.

[Destatsi]

I nominate Redorigami as well. Pretty much for the reasons ruferddude gave. I've had the opportunity to know Ori on a personal basis, and I really don't think there's anyone who want's or deserves more than him.

I wish I could give more as to why, but, ruferddude pretty much gave all of them.

[MrMagic5239]

I think I deserve one because Ive helped you in your personal life, as well as you have helped me

[TD_m0nster]

I feel like I deserve a three month subscription because shmackle shminglehitefugnoogin.

[Quigly]

Hm lets see, why should you give me a subscription? Honestly I have no answer to that, I barely know you except from when I've seen you in the forums but that's about it. Anyway I would really like a subby for the following reasons.
-I have gotten more into FFR than when I first started and would like to continue to improve and possibly become well-known member(like you) on this site. A subby would help me accomplish that goal.
-It would give me more reasons to log on every day. One can only play FFR for so long before it gets repetitive. A subby would give me a chance to really see everything this site has to offer.
-I REALLY want one of those custom titles. They are awesome.

Alas that is all I have to say to you. It might not be enough to get a subby but at least I tried. I would like to thank you for reading this statement and would like to commend you for doing something like this. A lot more users on this site should be like you. If I don't get a subby I congratulate who ever does. You probably deserve it.

Best of wishes,
Quigly




Edit: Oops forgot the nuts!

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[funmonkey54]

I want to nominate the user justin_ator.
He has been a member for 1.5 years now. Not once has he been a subscriber. I have seen him be kind and generous to all users he has encountered. He is really nice and is just a wonderful person to know.
In addition to his personality, he will put it to use. Over the last year and a half, he has played more than 10,000 games. He has achieved an over-all rank of 380 and an av rank of 324. He has over 100 AAA's, and 582 FC's. He is a very talented player and still increasing in skill. He has also achieved a total of 95 skill tokens.
My last point is the fact that you will be receiving a large amount of nuts very soon. A down payment has been attached.
I really hope you choose him for one of those subbies! This is a great thing you are doing here, and I hope your generosity is extended to him as well.

[badman7772]

I nominate MrMagic! His subbie just expired and he's like my evil brother. And this is what I can do to try to help him out by at least nominating him for another 3 months.

[tuv]

I nominate HammyMcSquirrel because he is the coolest most atractive and sexy member on this site
p.s all your nuts are belong to us