Choofer's Hella Energy Drink Thread

[welsh_girl]

Do this drink, it taste disgusting though.


Or Relentless, that's some good stuff.

[Poison-]

Lol I wonder what that one tastes like

[reptile3141]

Originally Posted by Strum

Dude, Full Throttle: NiOBM tasted like medicine in energy drink form lmao.

Dude, it seriously did. You're the first person I've asked that has also had it. We're the unlucky ones. :/

P.S. Nice thread, Choofers. I'm interested to see what everyone else has to say. I'll write reviews of my own later.

[00Razor00]

Originally Posted by welsh_girl

Or Relentless, that's some good stuff.

QFT

[t-rogdor]

here's a thing
Monster Heavy Metal

So here's the deal with this one: it only comes in 32oz cans and was discontinued in 2007. You can only get it for $1.50 at certain Big Lots (yeah Big Lots) now, and. To put it bluntly this stuff tastes like garbage. It has a great kick but it tastes like shit. Granted, that might be because it's a 5 year old can but STILL. Imagine if you took margarita mix and made it more salty and sweet enough to hurt your ****ing teeth. I'm not kidding, this shit will /destroy/ your teeth. Makes them feel really grime-y. The crash is miserable too. I'm a decently sized guy and drank a whole one of these things over the course of an hour and it had me going for like 3 or 4 hours, but after that I was ****ing DEAD.

Taste- 1/10
Value- 10/10
Buzz- 7/10
Crash- 10/10
Overall- 2/10

[MikeShinoda12345]

bump

[nois-or-e]

You guys are lucky. No matter how many energy drinks I drink, I get zero buzz...

6'6" 260lbs and 4+ 500ml monsters in a few hours = no buzz

[Bynary Fission]

Boy, how can anybody drink that stuff? They say it gives you a buzz, but I don't get anything except for a nasty aftertaste in my mouth. Of course, that could be because I drink coffee by the pot and as such am used to the effects of caffeine, of course then again it never affected me much to begin with.

Still, I'm interested to see what you all have to say on these drinks despite the fact that they generally taste disgusting all around. Not that I'm very experienced with energy drinks, Red Bull, Rockstar and Monster Energy are the only brands I've tried.

[Samwais]

I might do reviews on a few finnish brands of energy drinks for the lulz since I have tried quite a few of them :>

These would include:
-Battery regular/coffee faloured
-Euro Shopper energy drink
-Mad Crock
-MegaForce
-Red Devil regular/diet
-Rockstar recovery
-Teho energy drink
-ED energy drink regular/lemon/orange/scizzo

Probably a couple more too since i'm pretty sure that list doesn't include every drink I've tried. I would be willing to try a few other things just for this thread :3 Case in point, Teho energy water (yes that really exists)

[-KIDTHONG-]

LOL funny thread XD

[prefx]

Originally Posted by nois-or-e

You guys are lucky. No matter how many energy drinks I drink, I get zero buzz...

6'6" 260lbs and 4+ 500ml monsters in a few hours = no buzz

In a few hours... Do 4 in a few MINUTES, SHOTGUN THAT SHIT JAE

[NeoMasterPie]

rog i've had heavy metal, it was at the big lots near me (not anymore thank god). shit was so terrible.

[Plan_Bsk81127]

lol ya, I remember getting the heavy metal Monster awhile back, prob when it first came out. Got it when I was at the skateshop and wanted it for the can. 32 oz of nastiness. lol.

I drink a lot of energy drinks myself, mainly monster recently because Im saving up the tabs for the next promotion. I might try to do some reviews when I can.

[UserNameGoesHere]

Bought a Monster just to try it again. Yep I was right -- nothing. Literally no energy drink has any effect other than maybe a little jitters (and that's the caffeine) except for 5-hour for me. For some people 5-hour doesn't do a thing. So I guess it just depends.

Still sticking with only one that works for keeping me alert is 5-hour. (I haven't tried every single energy drink though).

Jae, try a 5-hour and see if that does anything.

[DustyFart]

Originally Posted by UserNameGoesHere

Bought a Monster just to try it again. Yep I was right -- nothing. Literally no energy drink has any effect other than maybe a little jitters (and that's the caffeine) except for 5-hour for me. For some people 5-hour doesn't do a thing. So I guess it just depends.

Still sticking with only one that works for keeping me alert is 5-hour. (I haven't tried every single energy drink though).

Jae, try a 5-hour and see if that does anything.

Same for me and I've tried my fair share of energy drinks =(

[who_cares973]

Nothing has worked for me except for one can of cocaine and 2 bottles of redline

[t-rogdor]

lmao Redline tastes like garbage but has easily the best kick of anything

[Plan_Bsk81127]

For anyone that is interested

http://108.167.162.65/

[customstuff]

Originally Posted by Plan_Bsk81127

For anyone that is interested

http://108.167.162.65/

Any idea how long this lasts and if it's available for Canada? I have 10 tabs already and I was thinking of only getting Monster for a while because of this.

[darklordsarumon9]

Orange Rockstar was the only drinkable 'mainstream' energy-drink I could even tolerate.
Bawls is the best though, but noone else knows about it.
Wish I could find some around here =[