TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

[UPS]

*knock, knock, knock*

Hello this is UPS!! I'm going to need somebody to sign for this hot delivery.

[Shell]

Originally Posted by Toyota

Oh Shell, you know I'd do anything for you. I'll invest in you any time, as long as you keep giving me interest, darling.

That's good to hear! One of our contacts will keep in touch.

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[Shell]

Originally Posted by UPS

*knock, knock, knock*

Hello this is UPS!! I'm going to need somebody to sign for this hot delivery.

Uh, sorry to disappoint you UPS man, but your delivery seems to be locked!

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[Wells Fargo]

I think Xiz was trying for something cool with these avatars, but they just hurt my eyes, frankly.

[Wells Fargo]

Are they flags?
Are they underwater?
Not even Warren Buffet knows.

[Xiz]

[Microsoft]

IAmA company that makes shit-tier consoles without any exclusives on them and expects you to pay $500 for one AMA

[Visa]

Originally Posted by TWG Canada

Capitalism ain't a problem up here though

is scum, suggested capitalism could be a problem

also hi im visa and im a helpful company that gives u moneys for free

[Microsoft]

also, apple your computers are bad and you should feel bad

[Visa]

i read page one and all of a sudden anon accts are better than i could have ever imagined ty based xiz

[Visa]

so i have a very serious question that i would like answered immediately thx

are we all ceos or are we more like the embodiment of our companies or is it something more like were the companies personified into ffr accts

very important question to me thx

[Amazon]

Originally Posted by Visa

so i have a very serious question that i would like answered immediately thx

are we all ceos or are we more like the embodiment of our companies or is it something more like were the companies personified into ffr accts

very important question to me thx

CEOs

[Microsoft]

also i feel like i need to policy vote marlboro because they'd kill us faster than any wolf in this game would

[Microsoft]

BILLY GATES HERE

[Visa]

Originally Posted by Microsoft

also i feel like i need to policy vote marlboro because they'd kill us faster than any wolf in this game would

i agree with microsoft smoking is bad for you dont do it

[Walmart]

[Google]

Originally Posted by Walmart

What the fuck?

[Walmart]

Originally Posted by Google

What the fuck?

My stockholders selected this image to be the new face of our company. If you have an issue, please contact the board of directors with your inquiry.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

[Shell]

Originally Posted by Walmart

My stockholders selected this image to be the new face of our company. If you have an issue, please contact the board of directors with your inquiry.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

So are you trying to sell some delicate eggplants or what?

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[Disney]

Originally Posted by Microsoft

IAmA company that makes shit-tier consoles without any exclusives on them and expects you to pay $500 for one AMA

the video game industry is not stable and the sooner you realize that the sooner you'll go back to being an actual innovator in the computing world
not that apple is doing any better