08-29-2003, 02:45 PM
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My freestyle rap Aim contest with some guy
before you read there is some bad content in here so viewer discretion is advised
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: i do IAMTHEEVILBEAN: lets freestyle k o b e mj : lets go IAMTHEEVILBEAN: You start k o b e mj : aight k o b e mj : nowhatdirty i had ure bitch flirty stuck out her tongue and got it real early on her face ure a disgrace ure not worthy ill fuck ure mom and have her screamin my name surely ure gurly and cant compete with me IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I own a goat i sewed him a coat he ate my couch and a rabid mouse he smells liek cabbage he smells like eggs he smells like horse he smells like yogurt he smells like dice he smells like groundhog day k o b e mj : thats weak IAMTHEEVILBEAN: just go on k o b e mj : hell na IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I gotta bust out my style k o b e mj : u probably stealing my style IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Nah i have to awaken my rapping powers IAMTHEEVILBEAN: huzzah k o b e mj : gonna fucking get mah shit k o b e mj : alright hold up then IAMTHEEVILBEAN: fo show IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ? k o b e mj : my lyrical flows hit hard like hercules throws...punches, got u nigguhs standin there jaw droppd gathrin in bunches, my rhymes be tight yo like a azn girls pussy, got bitches screamin n moanin while i slap that tushy, i aint down wit bitches like iamtheevilbean with they crotches all bushy, try n start shit wit me dawg i dare ya ta push me IAMTHEEVILBEAN: *pushes you* IAMTHEEVILBEAN: what what what IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I eat mad salami i own a used condom shop i sell salsa and chips and i like french onion dip k o b e mj : man u fucking rookie IAMTHEEVILBEAN: hold up IAMTHEEVILBEAN: i got more IAMTHEEVILBEAN: i like to eat cheese it turns me on i own a used moose dealership and like to own cars i smell all day and smell like Kansas at night you better wacth out a mongoose is comign after you IAMTHEEVILBEAN: check those mad ryhmes k o b e mj : lol k o b e mj : u fucking ****** IAMTHEEVILBEAN: what what what k o b e mj : lol k o b e mj : thats the worst rhyme i heard ever IAMTHEEVILBEAN: You suck to k o b e mj : man better than ur fucking rookie ass IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ur rymhes dont make no sense *attempts to mae east side symbol* IAMTHEEVILBEAN: *breaks finger* |
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08-29-2003, 02:55 PM
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lol.. you totally whooped his ass... your rhymes were powerful and creative.. his were trendy and gay...
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08-29-2003, 03:54 PM
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Yeah....KOBEMJ suckz0rd major dickz0r.
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08-29-2003, 04:02 PM
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yeah what he said thats not his real sn either...PM me if you want it
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08-29-2003, 04:13 PM
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Just post it. I dont wanna PM j00.
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08-29-2003, 04:26 PM
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k o b e mj 2k2 Have fun
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09-1-2003, 08:35 PM
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That is just weird. but it was UBER funny. Good job bean.
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09-1-2003, 08:40 PM
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lol hahaha that kobe guy suked u were way better lolz
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09-1-2003, 08:40 PM
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that guy trys to hard
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09-1-2003, 08:44 PM
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................... NO DOUBLE POSTING-ING
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09-1-2003, 08:45 PM
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omgawd man i re read everything lol that is funny shiz hahahah lolz he gotz rhymes but they suk man they are like to old some guy at my skool rhymes like frickin eminem lol buh makes no sense what so ever talkin bout games or sumthan then next word is like threatining to kill u lol sumthan like that its funny tho
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09-1-2003, 08:47 PM
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a-ha if I hadn't cut in you would have triple posted wouldn't you?
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09-2-2003, 05:14 PM
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lol those freestyles fucking suck both of them... if you think thats good go to www.edmontononline.com and search dds to see people (including me) who don't suck... lol those rhymes are elementary
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09-2-2003, 05:25 PM
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lmao
 youre waaaay better than the other person. theirs was lame and it sounded like every other freestyle. yours was original |
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09-2-2003, 05:31 PM
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Do you actually think i was trying? i was just trying to confuise the hell out of him and it worked...If i wanted to bust out my true skill i would ve...lol |
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09-2-2003, 08:56 PM
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You go bean! hehe! no seriously though!
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09-5-2003, 10:58 PM
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that was the one of the funniest things i have ever read. His "rymes" especially. Why the hell do white people talk like that.
no offense pointed toward anyone. I got a freestyle of my own, I like to eat am iam toucan sam all rolled up in jam like a potato without a father i eat raw chicken i cant put cause my father never loved me and i have to go pee, So go head push me. |
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09-6-2003, 01:35 AM
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*Not Suitable for small children*
Skaskate2 [10:46 PM]: Yo, I heard you freestyle to the max k o b e mj [10:46 PM]: yea dawg Skaskate2 [10:46 PM]: word k o b e mj 2k2 [10:46 PM]: wanna battle Skaskate2 [10:46 PM]: all the way yo k o b e mj [10:46 PM]: who told u bout' me? Skaskate2 [10:47 PM]: Bean...I dont know his real name k o b e mj [10:47 PM]: whats his sn? Skaskate2 [10:47 PM]: but he said you was the L337 master rapper k o b e mj [10:47 PM]: coo k o b e mj [10:47 PM]: lets battle then Skaskate2 [10:47 PM]: aight Skaskate2 [10:47 PM]: you start k o b e mj [10:48 PM]: aight k o b e mj [10:49 PM]: now what dirty i had ure bitch flirty stuck out her tongue and got it real early on her face ure a disgrace ure not worthy ill fuck ure mom and have her screamin my name surely ure gurly and cant compete with me Skaskate2 [10:49 PM]: word Skaskate2 [10:50 PM]: pre mature ejaculation is awesome Skaskate2 [10:50 PM]: aight here I go k o b e mj [10:50 PM]: haaa Skaskate2 [10:53 PM]: Horses eat hay, and eminem eats spaghetti, but I'm down with pizza like mario andretti. He races his car, really super fast...almost as fast as when I blew a load on your ass. My rhymes may be weak, because I'm a geek, by my dick is large, I am wanking it as we speak k o b e mj signed off at 10:55 PM k o b e mj signed on at 10:55 PM k o b e mj [10:55 PM]: my fault k o b e mj [10:55 PM]: aight aight mah turn Skaskate2 [10:55 PM]: I thought you was running k o b e mj [10:55 PM]: lol k o b e mj [10:55 PM]: na man i dont run k o b e mj [10:59 PM]: my lyrical flows hit hard like hercules throws...punches, got u nigguhs standin there jaw droppd gathrin in bunches, my rhymes be tight yo like a azn girls pussy, got bitches screamin n moanin while i slap that tushy, i aint down wit bitches like skaskate2 with they crotches all bushy, try n start shit wit me dawg i dare ya ta push me Skaskate2 [11:03 PM]: I'll push whoever I want if they front, I'm put you in your place and then I'll spit on your face. I'll kick yuo while your down. Your mom is a clown. Who does she think she is with that whack ass frown. I dont know what I'm saying, because I dont know her....but it rhymed so I say, "look at me, I'm a player" Skaskate2 [11:03 PM]: but I'm not actually leaving k o b e mj [11:05 PM]: hahaha aight tyyte tyyte k o b e mj [11:07 PM]: im flexin my style and i be wreckin it wild// i got my dick in beyounce and shes havin destineys child//i see ya girls ass and u always see me smack it// my dick is a coat and all these bitches wanna jack it//my style is violent, me and ya wifey are wildin// we fucked 10million times and now we goin diamond// Skaskate2 [11:15 PM]: 10 million times? Shit, that be a lot. But heres something you should probably give a thought. I dont have a wife. So that makes me think, who you been riding like an ice skating rink? You say ten million times? That's a shit load of stink. But here's something you dont know....I fucked your bitch on the kitchen sink. But Actually I didnt, I just want to sound cool, because if I said i was playing nintendo, I probably sound like a fool. But thats okay, I'll kick your ass at Duck hunt.... k o b e mj [11:16 PM]: lol k o b e mj [11:17 PM]: ey dawg Skaskate2 [11:17 PM]: yo? k o b e mj [11:17 PM]: nm my fault Skaskate2 [11:17 PM]: aight k o b e mj [11:20 PM]: Im ahead of u by like three classes, either u the biggest ****** who walks or i need glasses// i aint a pimp but i be lovin tha fact// my testicals are like a quarterback bitches want tha nutsack// im ill and hype nasty pluss all the sinnanems// fuck a 50 cent i'll go steal a pack of m&ms// Skaskate2 [11:28 PM]: More like, your nuts smell like a quarter back after getting fucked in the ass. I'm a ******? What the shit you smoking? Grass? Drugs are for losers who have no life, like you who fantasize about my imaginary wife. Your rhymes are so white you it's like you're filled with rice/ and you only got one friend, the big man: Jesus Christ k o b e mj [11:36 PM]: yo i'm rymes is strong i could bust u up 4 mad long/ don't fuck wit me dawg cuz i'll chop u down like a log/ u already look like u lost in a fog/ hercules got nuthin on me i'll kick his ass like itz a breeze/ yo this batlle almost over so u better hope ur mind ain't freeze/ or that ur tounge got twisted/ u had ur chance 2 win but u jus missed it/ and don't give me that mah bad shit/ cuz i already u ain't got nothing/ so i'm about 2 leave give me a ring when u finally thougt of a good sting Skaskate2 [11:43 PM]: Sting schming, I dont need to insult to make a mad rhyme. Violence is bad, kill and you serve time. Dont say you'll get away because they'll hunt you ever day, until you get caught an beaten like Rodney King, only this time for a reason. Cussing and stuff may get people listening, but all it is is meaningless filler. So when you grow up, and get your mind out of the gutter, and realize life aint about making baby butter, leave me a message and I'll try to respond, but for now I'll leave you with a good bye and so long k o b e mj signed off at 11:43 PM I knew his first Rhymes sounded familiar... |
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09-6-2003, 06:51 AM
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LOL wow how long did that takke to make that bastard just copy and pastes them then adds ur name in
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09-6-2003, 10:50 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
You had me laughing out loud. Jewpin, you are my HERO. |
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