My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?)

jazzmosis · 04-19-2007, 04:31 PM

Hello old friends and people I've never heard of before,

Have you ever wondered why Synthlight is never around? Or that he only drops in out of nowhere to say "Cheers"? Well, don't feel ostracized any more, for I share your quandaries! Now, if you'll follow me down to my conspiracy, longwinded though it may be?

Synthlight is one of, if not the, creator of FFR (as a site and a game). But it would be strange to see that when the game gained popularity, and the forum got busier, that Synthlight never seemed to say much on the boards? Interesting how a creator can have so little interactiveness with his own fans? Perhaps it was that he was too busy "developing the game." Or perhaps that the small amount of fame immediately went to his head, making him believe that he was now above the lowly forum members? Dubiously, surpassing the fame pretentiousness to rise himself to the level of "Forum Jesus" by teasing the members by returning every now and then just to make a Cheery comment? It is the fame that has captured his mind, and now he mocks us from his pedestal among the Gods themselves?? Blasphemy! I demand that within any decency, Synthlight will see that the only way to prevent the revolt this revelation will inspire afterwards, is to return to his people, his loving forum posters, and interact more with those who endure and respect him?

We need a leader in these forums! Not a Lindsay Lohan (all the fame, twice the pretentious attitude of "don't get near me") of forum creation!

If you're like me, you know that if this message will surely rattle the dubious creator, reading it as he sips his beverage, looking down on us "regular posters"...

Now, I have spent the last year high in the Himalayas trying to find the answer to those quandaries, before this answer fell upon me after meditation. But now I have returned, and I forsee revolution! I forsee the shed of posts, the banning of members, the scramble of moderators to defend the harrowed leader, guns drawn as we hurtle ourselves through their witty posts and thread closures! They shall fall! We shall prevail in our quest! Now come, brothers, and join me in taking up arms and demanding that Synthlight show the respect we deserve!

Cheers,

Jazzmosis

(PS: Remember me?)

Engler · 04-19-2007, 04:34 PM

That was one of the best things I think I have ever heard. I salute you.

**stretchypanda** · 04-19-2007, 04:40 PM

omg hiiiii.

**Chromer** · 04-19-2007, 04:41 PM

Wow. Jazzmosis is back.

jesushaxyou · 04-19-2007, 04:51 PM

Well, that was interesting, but synth posts everyday in the subscriber forum. I think he's developing too damn much for his own good. He's too immersed in the passion of yorn.

Let him alone, he's a busy man.

OrganisM · 04-19-2007, 05:23 PM

Careful what you say about Synthlight. I heard he once killed a thousand-man army with his pinky while using the same hand to AAA Vertex BETA vrofl.

Tibs · 04-19-2007, 05:40 PM

i herd he lieks mudkips

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 04-19-2007, 05:40 PM

I remember...

...remember remember the 5th of november.

T3hDDRKid · 04-19-2007, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jazzmosis

We need a leader in these forums! Not a Lindsay Lohan (all the fame, twice the pretentious attitude of "don't get near me") of forum creation!

Kind of destroyed the rest of your beautiful post..

seththelezzy · 04-19-2007, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrganisM

Careful what you say about Synthlight. I heard he once killed a thousand-man army with his pinky while using the same hand to AAA Vertex BETA vrofl.

The video's on YouTube.

OrganisM · 04-19-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seththelezzy

The video's on YouTube.

I'm sure if I looked on YouTube I could also find a video showing the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body :P

**Specforces** · 04-19-2007, 06:14 PM

Jazzy, you ****ing bastard, you should have at least called.

**JasonKey** · 04-19-2007, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrganisM

I'm sure if I looked on YouTube I could also find a video showing the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body :P

Synth did that too

**lumphoboextreme** · 04-19-2007, 06:18 PM

i dont go back far enough to remember you. =/

**Nyokou** · 04-19-2007, 06:33 PM

Synth is almighty, we know.

**JONES** · 04-19-2007, 06:55 PM

Hmm, wb?

OrganisM · 04-19-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JONES

Hmm, wb?

Your icon is the sex.

mIRC is my sugardaddy.

Triplex72 · 04-19-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

long post

Sounds more like lightdarkness.

flooger · 04-19-2007, 07:02 PM

I disagree.

Synth cant be tending to our every single whim, posting on all of our topics and making us simfiles everytime we ask. Alot of admins on some fourms dont post that much. Synthlight still cares for us. Why would'nt he? Your refering him like hes God or something. Synthlight has been very busy ya know?

He cant be talking to us 24/7 he has a giant game to develop. If you want someone to talk to you, talk to your self.

**Synthlight** · 04-19-2007, 07:07 PM

Maybe I should do things like go to conventions and have a post count of about 3000.

Cheers,

Synthlight

04-19-2007, 04:34 PM	#2
Engler FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CNY Age: 31 Posts: 2,339	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) That was one of the best things I think I have ever heard. I salute you. __________________

04-19-2007, 04:40 PM	#3
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) omg hiiiii.

04-19-2007, 04:41 PM	#4
Chromer Hookers and Blow Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: You heard the robot. No fun. Age: 34 Posts: 4,981	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) Wow. Jazzmosis is back. __________________

04-19-2007, 04:51 PM	#5
jesushaxyou wtf I am jesus? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 33 Posts: 373	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) Well, that was interesting, but synth posts everyday in the subscriber forum. I think he's developing too damn much for his own good. He's too immersed in the passion of yorn. Let him alone, he's a busy man.

04-19-2007, 05:23 PM	#6
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) Careful what you say about Synthlight. I heard he once killed a thousand-man army with his pinky while using the same hand to AAA Vertex BETA vrofl.

04-19-2007, 05:40 PM	#7
Tibs FFR Player Join Date: May 2006 Location: UK Age: 35 Posts: 5,235	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) i herd he lieks mudkips

04-19-2007, 06:14 PM	#12
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 5,028	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) Jazzy, you ****ing bastard, you should have at least called. __________________ Check Out My Music

04-19-2007, 06:18 PM	#14
lumphoboextreme FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 33 Posts: 8,592	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) i dont go back far enough to remember you. =/ __________________

04-19-2007, 06:33 PM	#15
Nyokou （￣ー￣） Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: United States Age: 32 Posts: 4,246	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) Synth is almighty, we know. __________________ Twitter \| Instagram \| Snapchat: Nyokou

04-19-2007, 06:55 PM	#16
JONES FFR Lifetime Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Washington DC Age: 38 Posts: 963	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) Hmm, wb? __________________ I remember when a quarter use to cost a nickel.

04-19-2007, 07:02 PM	#19
flooger Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sitting on the toilet with a laptop Posts: 301	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) I disagree. Synth cant be tending to our every single whim, posting on all of our topics and making us simfiles everytime we ask. Alot of admins on some fourms dont post that much. Synthlight still cares for us. Why would'nt he? Your refering him like hes God or something. Synthlight has been very busy ya know? He cant be talking to us 24/7 he has a giant game to develop. If you want someone to talk to you, talk to your self.

04-19-2007, 07:07 PM	#20
Synthlight Administrator Founder, System Administrator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: United States of America Age: 50 Posts: 3,052	Re: My FFR "Synthlight" conspiracy (also, remember me?) Maybe I should do things like go to conventions and have a post count of about 3000. Cheers, Synthlight

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