Disaster Movie

**Adamaja456** · 08-4-2008, 07:45 PM

this guy sums up exactly how i feel about these horrible movies. i can't believe they made another movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XgS834GUbI

i hope nobody here is honestly going to go see this movie when it hits theaters

Trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs

Sh4d0wD3v1L · 08-4-2008, 08:38 PM

I just saw the trailer for this recently. I wanted to die a lot. Luckily, they named it properly. "Disaster Movie", although an "of a" in between would make it a lot better.

Edit: This page stretching sig bs has got to stop.

**sarahxjane** · 08-4-2008, 09:05 PM

I die a little inside every time another spoof movie comes out.

Only parody movies worth watching are the Scary Movie saga.

**Adamaja456** · 08-4-2008, 09:15 PM

Scary Movie 1 and 2 were the only good ones. Once Keenen Wayans stopped directing them, 3 and 4 were toned down to PG-13 and the jokes became retarded and were used over and over again.

All these "spoof" movies coming out make me sick

NFD · 08-4-2008, 09:18 PM

I like the overdose of Viagra though, D:

**R-Sisco** · 08-4-2008, 09:18 PM

Looks like crap, I'm not going to see it.

Sh4d0wD3v1L · 08-4-2008, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adamaja456

Scary Movie 1 and 2 were the only good ones. Once Keenen Wayans stopped directing them, 3 and 4 were toned down to PG-13 and the jokes became retarded and were used over and over again.

All these "spoof" movies coming out make me sick

yes yes YES

Soul Slayer · 08-6-2008, 12:38 AM

I'm going to watch it for one reason, and one reason only. To see if they put as much product placement as they did in the other movies after Scary Movie 4.
The Scary Movie series were the only spoof movies that were actually good. They were just stupid to make anything after Scary Movie 4. Those were epic, and then they failed with Date Movie, and failed EPICALLY with Epic Movie.
I mean, here was the breakdown:

Scary Movie series - normal trailers, as in just showing the movie, good movies
Date Movie - from 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, bad movie
Epic Movie - from 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, bad movie
Meet the Spartans - from 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, bad movie
Superhero Movie - from 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, in between movie
Disaster Movie - FROM THE GUYS WHO HAVE WATCHED WAY TOO MANY MOVIES, will be bad movie

The only of those that I would watch would be Scary Movie series and Superhero Movie. Anything else was just a fail. Seriously, 300 was EPIC. The Meet the FRIGGEN Spartans ruined it.

And, I have nothing else to say.

**gnr61** · 08-6-2008, 01:33 AM

yes, yes, the original 2 'scary movies' were of a significantly higher caliber of comedy than their successors. you see, in their R-rated format, the films were able to make devilishly witty use of graphic, highly-exaggerated puking effects; and of course the ever-satirical having-sex-with-a-chick-with-a-bag-over-her-head gag simply never tires.

truly in the toned-down, more kid-friendly sequels, the degree of comedic genius present in the first two films is markedly underpresent.

massflavour · 08-6-2008, 02:28 AM

i can't believe anyone even bought into the first scary movie. none of them were ever entertaining in the slightest to me.

NFD · 08-6-2008, 02:30 AM

It has the Panda from Kung-Fu Panda in it, but it looks deformed.

MilkChan · 08-6-2008, 05:42 AM

I thought the first two Scary movies were entertaining. They didn't have great plots but they did what they implied...spoofed scary movies and made you laugh. They're not "i'll watch it again" kind of movies but they're good to watch once if you want to laugh. Scary movie 3 honestly wasn't that bad and after getting bumped down to PG-13 it should've stopped there. Scary movie 4 was awful and every spinoff movie was bad. There may have been one little clip in the trailer that I would chuckle at for these movies (and I emphasize chuckle, not laugh) but Disaster movie made no sense, doesn't look like it has any plot, and judging from the trailer has no main spoof movie and is a bunch of disconnected skits that, as was said in the video in the first post, make references only, not spoofs.

Oh and that black midget with the attitude in all these is not funny and should stop making movies. Hell he's not funny in any movie he does I guess people just buy into it because "OMG sassy black midget funny LOL".

EDIT: O 400th post lol

**Adamaja456** · 08-6-2008, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massflavour

i can't believe anyone even bought into the first scary movie. none of them were ever entertaining in the slightest to me.

WHAT?! everyone likes vulgar sex jokes!

one of the big reasons i really dont care for the newer movies is what someone said a few posts ago. I enjoy R rated jokes, but when they changed the audience to kids, all the jokes were the same and not funny to me.

Like the joke were someone does something and gets hit. THEN DOES IT AGAIN AND GETS HIT AGAIN.

That joke was funny in the first two movies, but now they do it in EVERY DAMN MOVIE!

And also what that ranting guy said, Disaster Movie is referencing movies that weren't even out yet or in theaters playing. wtf.

i think we should get an FFR clan together and meet these directors and beat the living piss out of them

MilkChan · 08-6-2008, 04:38 PM

So uhh these are the people that pay for this ****:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=390870295

The entire first page of comments is all "omg lyk cant wait 2 see it LOL" and there was only one negative comment. Makes sense though because they all look ****ing retarded or 10 years old.

ITS OFFICIAL. WE MUST DESTROY MYSPACE. EXTERMINATE THE CORE.

I also love the description they gave:

Quote:

In DISASTER MOVIE, the filmmaking team behind the hits "Scary Movie", "Date Movie", "Epic Movie", and "Meet the Spartans" this time puts its unique, inimitable stamp on one of the biggest and most bloated movie genres of all time - the disaster film.

**Adamaja456** · 08-6-2008, 04:56 PM

grrr why did you have to upload that myspace profile. im really pissed now. all those comments of people wanting to see it

**reptile3141** · 08-6-2008, 06:10 PM

Wow...that looks awful. D=

cyrx900 · 08-6-2008, 06:46 PM

Disaster Movie IS a disaster. They just don't know when to quit.

**LoneW0lf** · 08-7-2008, 12:15 AM

ugh, this just looks crappy.

Meet the Spartans was very funny.

This, oh god this

Afrombean · 08-7-2008, 01:29 AM

I can't wait until they do "Spoof Movie".

It'll be so meta.

**Jerry DB** · 08-7-2008, 03:13 AM

I saw the first 20 minutes of epic movie and gave up on these types of things forever. Scary movie 1-3 were all good in my opinion. Number 4 was a little dry but NOTHING compared to this

08-4-2008, 07:45 PM	#1
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 33 Posts: 6,433	Disaster Movie this guy sums up exactly how i feel about these horrible movies. i can't believe they made another movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XgS834GUbI i hope nobody here is honestly going to go see this movie when it hits theaters Trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

08-4-2008, 08:38 PM	#2
Sh4d0wD3v1L FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 34 Posts: 693	Re: Disaster Movie I just saw the trailer for this recently. I wanted to die a lot. Luckily, they named it properly. "Disaster Movie", although an "of a" in between would make it a lot better. Edit: This page stretching sig bs has got to stop. __________________ Funny stuff goes in this area right?

08-4-2008, 09:15 PM	#4
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 33 Posts: 6,433	Re: Disaster Movie Scary Movie 1 and 2 were the only good ones. Once Keenen Wayans stopped directing them, 3 and 4 were toned down to PG-13 and the jokes became retarded and were used over and over again. All these "spoof" movies coming out make me sick __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

08-4-2008, 09:18 PM	#5
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 31 Posts: 4,715	Re: Disaster Movie I like the overdose of Viagra though, D: __________________

08-4-2008, 09:18 PM	#6
R-Sisco FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 163	Re: Disaster Movie Looks like crap, I'm not going to see it.

08-6-2008, 12:38 AM	#8
Soul Slayer FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Do you need to know? Age: 30 Posts: 54	Re: Disaster Movie I'm going to watch it for one reason, and one reason only. To see if they put as much product placement as they did in the other movies after Scary Movie 4. The Scary Movie series were the only spoof movies that were actually good. They were just stupid to make anything after Scary Movie 4. Those were epic, and then they failed with Date Movie, and failed EPICALLY with Epic Movie. I mean, here was the breakdown: Scary Movie series - normal trailers, as in just showing the movie, good movies Date Movie - from 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, bad movie Epic Movie - from 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, bad movie Meet the Spartans - from 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, bad movie Superhero Movie - from 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, in between movie Disaster Movie - FROM THE GUYS WHO HAVE WATCHED WAY TOO MANY MOVIES, will be bad movie The only of those that I would watch would be Scary Movie series and Superhero Movie. Anything else was just a fail. Seriously, 300 was EPIC. The Meet the FRIGGEN Spartans ruined it. And, I have nothing else to say.

08-6-2008, 01:33 AM	#9
gnr61 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: TOKYO STYLE SPEEDCORE, ohio Age: 33 Posts: 7,251	Re: Disaster Movie yes, yes, the original 2 'scary movies' were of a significantly higher caliber of comedy than their successors. you see, in their R-rated format, the films were able to make devilishly witty use of graphic, highly-exaggerated puking effects; and of course the ever-satirical having-sex-with-a-chick-with-a-bag-over-her-head gag simply never tires. truly in the toned-down, more kid-friendly sequels, the degree of comedic genius present in the first two films is markedly underpresent. __________________ squirrel--it's whats for dinner.

08-6-2008, 02:28 AM	#10
massflavour FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: under the coke sign Posts: 3,104	Re: Disaster Movie i can't believe anyone even bought into the first scary movie. none of them were ever entertaining in the slightest to me.

08-6-2008, 02:30 AM	#11
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 31 Posts: 4,715	Re: Disaster Movie It has the Panda from Kung-Fu Panda in it, but it looks deformed. __________________

08-6-2008, 05:42 AM	#12
MilkChan Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV Age: 32 Posts: 432	Re: Disaster Movie I thought the first two Scary movies were entertaining. They didn't have great plots but they did what they implied...spoofed scary movies and made you laugh. They're not "i'll watch it again" kind of movies but they're good to watch once if you want to laugh. Scary movie 3 honestly wasn't that bad and after getting bumped down to PG-13 it should've stopped there. Scary movie 4 was awful and every spinoff movie was bad. There may have been one little clip in the trailer that I would chuckle at for these movies (and I emphasize chuckle, not laugh) but Disaster movie made no sense, doesn't look like it has any plot, and judging from the trailer has no main spoof movie and is a bunch of disconnected skits that, as was said in the video in the first post, make references only, not spoofs. Oh and that black midget with the attitude in all these is not funny and should stop making movies. Hell he's not funny in any movie he does I guess people just buy into it because "OMG sassy black midget funny LOL". EDIT: O 400th post lol

08-6-2008, 04:56 PM	#15
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 33 Posts: 6,433	Re: Disaster Movie grrr why did you have to upload that myspace profile. im really pissed now. all those comments of people wanting to see it __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

08-7-2008, 12:15 AM	#18
LoneW0lf ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Bears ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,800	Re: Disaster Movie ugh, this just looks crappy. Meet the Spartans was very funny. This, oh god this __________________ I hate my name.

08-7-2008, 01:29 AM	#19
Afrombean FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 285	Re: Disaster Movie I can't wait until they do "Spoof Movie". It'll be so meta.

08-7-2008, 03:13 AM	#20
Jerry DB FFR, lift, repeat Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: oregon Age: 32 Posts: 2,071	Re: Disaster Movie I saw the first 20 minutes of epic movie and gave up on these types of things forever. Scary movie 1-3 were all good in my opinion. Number 4 was a little dry but NOTHING compared to this __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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