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When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
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I can't sleep God: What is stopping you? Me: You tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: Why I can't sleep God: How much time do you have? Me: Not enough God: Oh I get it. Me: No, you don't. God: Are you serious? I guess not. Me: I am serious. God: I believe you. Me: No, you don't. God: Are you serious? I guess not. Me: WHY CAN'T I SLEEP God: Who says you can't do it? Me: Me God: With you ? Me: I don't want to sleep with you. God: It makes a nice gift. Me: If you want to contract herpies. God: OK, I will contract herpies. Me: Not from me you won't God: If not that, what? Me: Crabs God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: Do you? God: Never. Me: That's what I thought God: How did you know that? Me: I know all God: How do you know? " How did you know that?"? All? Me: How did I know how what who did you know all what? God: Carefully. Me: Very. I haven't repented in ages, thought it was worth a try. Please don't take offence to this.
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08-4-2007, 02:32 AM
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
wtf?
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
Yeap I ask god to sleep with me all the time too........
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
i got confused at the end
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
How did I know how what who did you know all what?
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08-4-2007, 03:23 AM
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
too bad it's everything in your disturbed mind
god dont care about you, if it exists
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
lol chatbots.
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
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I was mocking the cpu. It has a habit of saying gibberish.
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08-4-2007, 01:01 PM
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
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I think I might be gay. God: ORLY? Me: Nope, never mind. I was wrong. God: LULZ
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
erm...
God doesnt give people herpes -.- hee.. infact, he doesnt sleep at all |
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
haha very nice!
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I HIJAX YOUR THREAD
I HIJAX YOUR THREAD I HIJAX YOUR THREAD I HIJAX YOUR THREAD I HIJAX YOUR THREAD I HIJAX YOUR THREAD Frist off: I can't believe in an all-powerful being that I can never find out exists. There's no way to prove he is actually there for the Christian/Catholic "faith" is dependent on the absence of proof. With proof that God exists, crumbles all established "rules" of that religion. Take into account, the most notable of arguments against God, the Bible itself. Yes, the Bible; the very foundation of Christianity and Catholicism. Who created it? Man. Who started the belief of an all powerful being that created everything? Man. What did they call It? God. The principles of the Bible (even though I haven't read it thoroughly) states that Jesus is the son of God. A "virgin" gave birth to Jesus. Now, as you may or may not know, this is humanly impossible. Cast away all thoughts of the supernatural abilities that God may possess, and realize that this idea is crap. The Bible also states that God is an almighty being, with the power to do anything and is The Creator of everything. It has been said that God created Space, Time and Matter. This concept is also false. Scientists nowadays have developed many theories of the creation of our Universe: the widely accepted Big Bang theory is one of them. The BB theory deals with both factors, Space and Matter. The unexplainable effects that caused a gigantic combustion of atoms. matter, and molecules can be explained by another theory: evolution. As you know, evolution occurs when a single variable changes from the set-out routine and creates a flaw, thus changing an outcome. I would explain more into this but I think you know well- the concept... Onto Time; I will quote from another person his argument to this: "Time is a human invention. All time is[,] is light passing between two points. No God "created" time for us to enjoy. It's a man-made tool of measure. 'You ask how God exists? Well, he's been around longer than we can comprehend. And since time exists and God created the universe and time, he exists.'That's circular logic, the problem a ton of these arguments have." Science vs. Faith http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w...ncevsfaith.jpg If the aforementioned paragraphs somehow sway your beliefs whether God exists or nay, then I cannot fully apologize since it is your own doing. The belief..no, not a belief, the concept of Agnosticism is what my discourse is interpreted to be. I do not know if there is a God, but I will lead my life as if there is no God existent. The confusion, lack of evidence, circumlocution of arguments, and the total misconception of belief of God, is why I hate It (I do not wish to call God- Him or Her...it's not like there is proof It personified).
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
Was I supposed to laugh?
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
maybe
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Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.
ehhhh.....
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