02-27-2008, 08:13 PM | #1 |
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A poem(s)to die for.
By Jbaz.(Not written by me, but edited by me)
Note that every 9 has something to do with the previous nine. like-9, 18, 28, you'll see. 1. "When the tupelo Goes pupelo I'll be coming back For Yupelo." 2. This moderator in the Art section told me my stuff sucked well, years later I became an admin and stuck a boot up his ass 3. Jesus Christ wasn't black Nor was he hispanic But when he spoke to me once And said "CCC lied; they do put a nail in your crotch!" He sounded like Chistopher Walken. 4. After my computer crashed I went to geek squad. Apparently I had used too much space but they thought it was hentai when it was really yaoi 5. This dude in my class said he got a blowjob at summercamp he lied. I was there I saw that motherly tummy rub. 6. When the burglar Takes the Pop -Tart Thats when You know its time To get the fish However I'm forgetting that I ate the tilapia at Sunday Brunch. 7. Living isn't a large crock of sh*t; It's only when you start losing your wang hang that you start to Cheat on the wife but actually After the third full dose of viagra you give up 8. I used to love this girl And her boyfriend had a stomachache so I put my arm around her soldier and she turned to kiss me and then I woke up and saw not only morning wood but that definitely wasn't the milk I spilled yesterday. 9. Sh*t happens. 10. Always believe in God Becuase when you die You not only lose your sense of grammar but you lose your bowels. 11. Since I bought The car In '92 It's made this Grinding noise I now realize That the Iranian put lettuce instead of gas In the tank 12. I went to Catholic School to pick up chicks but then again It's an all boys school. 13. Ordered Hitler to use an army of meese, instead of Germans Look where it got him. 14. Un Chien Andalou Is not surrealist Because when it says 8 hours later You here Bunneul say 'F*cking cut!' In french. 15. During the Civil War We smoked maple But after our last tree was burned down] Lincoln and the guys started smoking grass. 16. Calculus sucks cause When Mrs. W says plug in the numbers I imagine her plugging something else. 17. Harry potter is a wimp. Id've used the engorgment charm on my dick. 18.When it happens, step to the left. 19. I read Battle Royale Yesterday, Then I saw the movie Takami should've given the kids laser guns. 20. They say that pencil twirling is for nerds I saw that dude who said he got a blowjob Practicing the sonic at study hall Facking nerd. Last edited by jono2007; 02-28-2008 at 03:58 PM.. Reason: nex |
02-27-2008, 11:23 PM | #2 |
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Re: A poem(s)to die for.
LMFAO. Epic.
Sorry, I just can't be more helpful and descriptive that that. |
02-28-2008, 03:03 PM | #3 |
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Re: A poem(s)to die for.
Those are ths first 10 of the impressionist 'poems' that my friend L aka JBaz wrote and put together. There are 66 in all. I don't know why 66, but I'll be editing this and putting it all in by increments of ten.
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02-29-2008, 02:10 PM | #4 |
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Re: A poem(s)to die for.
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02-29-2008, 03:09 PM | #5 |
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Re: A poem(s)to die for.
Well, serious feedback here, too put it bluntly....I can't consider them poems.
I'm not trying to me mean, but yeah, a very abstruse topic(s) you are talking about. Just an advice, write about more serious and potentially appropriate stuff. |
02-29-2008, 03:20 PM | #6 |
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These aren't supposed to be real poems, and abtruse is not a word. Obtuse is what you're looking for. This was a joke because my friend got tired of so many love poems and sh*t, so he made this. It's like comedic art. Deal with it. And like I said, I didn't f*cking write this, that friend did, scrapbooked it, here it is.
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02-29-2008, 03:53 PM | #7 |
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Re: A poem(s)to die for.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/abstruse
Sir, I beg you pardon? It would seem to me that this was a joke, but hey, I already give a joke advice. |
03-4-2008, 09:20 PM | #9 |
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03-4-2008, 10:35 PM | #10 |
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Re: A poem(s)to die for.
sucks harder than a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night
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