Puns For FFR

[Lambdadelta]

RULE 1: every sentence must end with at least one pun.
RULE 2: you may can use terminology and song names.
RULE 3: Please BOLD your puns.
RULE 4: have fun

welcome to the Hatten Carnival where all of you let me be your pirate, today we are going to plant A FLOWER GARDEN inside your Pants and see if Turbulence will occur without system failure.

[PaperclipGames]

I do your M.A.M.A. Night and Day.

[Tidus810]

The Addict liked to Aim Burst while looking at his Adult's Sketchbook containing over 3020 Homosexual Love Scenes until he was Blue-Violet in the face.

[samurai7694]

We need Terry to contribute to this pun thread because when it comes to puns He's a Radical Rat.

No doubt it takes a lot of Power to AAA a song and when you're Almost There, your adrenaline goes up and your hands may turn Purple.

If you post inappropriate material on the forums, you may be Banned Forever.

M.A.M.A, just killed a man, put a Magnum 'gainst his head, pulled the trigger now he's Dead and Direct...(?)

With all the kissing and grinding, there was no doubt that there was Romance in the Club.

I'm scared of skydiving ever since rumors spread that the Insane Clown Posse had stolen a man's Parachute (stupid clowns)

[PaperclipGames]

Originally Posted by samurai7694

M.A.M.A, just killed a man, put a Magnum 'gainst his head, pulled the trigger now he's Dead and Direct...(?)

I love this one

[retching oesophagus]

what the f is this? This thread bbblows. It's Pants. The rules for it are Too Tight. I feel Hyper Pressure to come up with puns now. OK, WHO GIVES A F***. Life Goes On. I'll Survive. Time to Bury the Hatchet I guess... This thread is perfect! Your My Number One for making this thread, OP.

[justin_ator]

Passed A Kidney Stone last week, but I've been Pulling Through.

Hey, Ladies, Keep in Mind that The Worst Is Yet to Come.

The World As We Know It will end in Ruins December 21st!

If you don't Let Mom Sleep you will face her Wrath.

Come With Me and Kick It, we'll watch the Horizon.

[foxfire667]

The Reality is, that puns aren't all that high up on the comedy Tier. Although I guess there's no reason to be aFFRaid to join in on it, but I might need a helping Hand to get some decent ideas.

Well, that was quite a Trill.

[Wayward Vagabond]

Wow this is gay

[retching oesophagus]

My M.A.M.A saw me Thrash The Plank to Miss Candy On TV. I was Still Blastin away and she saw it Rise Up and everything. It was My Darkest Hour. The show Miss Candy was in was very strange, you could say it was a Strangeprogram. She was dressed as a Master Maid and was playing with her STRAWBERRY SWEETZ when she met JULIA who was dressed as a Lunatic Princess. She then took off her Red Dress and they had a Homosexual Love Scene together. Then their Two Sisters joined in. After a while there was a Satanic Unicorn Orgy and at the end everyone was captured and eaten by the Voodoo People from ==Planet KARMA==. It was Epic.

[AlexDest]

Just why

[justin_ator]

I think retching oesophagus wins this thread

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Yo M.A.M.A. is sooooo phat, when she's DeVouRing Einstein's-Rosen Bridge she has to have a Shotgun Surgery to avoid A Quick Death.

[Quigly]

i dont think you guys know what puns are

[Frank Munoz]

This is why I stopped my FFR puns long ago.

[retching oesophagus]

^ ^

You guys are no pun.

[retching oesophagus]

P.S I think you'll find that what you've said is actually the REVERSE, SQUIGGLY

[ilikexd]

Nous n'avons jamais vu quelque chose comme ça -- une eclipse elegante dans le ciel nocturne. La versatile lune noire; sa infiltration à travers l'horizon. Cette session devait être la chose la plus intéressante de se passer cette annee.

La lune a maintenu sa progression versatile; elle a porté une infection à son hôte. Et sa defection a laissé une trisection céleste de dimensions massives.

Puis, quelque chose arabesque s'est passé: je l'ai remarqué. J'étais plein d'émotions, et la tension n'avait d'égale que le silence autour de nous. Elle était libertine.

La Luna Ascension n'était qu'une interlude à notre épilogue, et j'étais determiné a concluire cette turbulence. Avec un peu de courage, de la improvisation et chien, Je lui ai demandé. Sans resistance, et avec beaucoup du caprice, elle a accepté.

[mrpreggers]

Originally Posted by ilikexd

Nous n'avons jamais vu quelque chose comme ça -- une eclipse elegante dans le ciel nocturne. La versatile lune noire; sa infiltration à travers l'horizon. Cette session devait être la chose la plus intéressante de se passer cette annee.

La lune a maintenu sa progression versatile; elle a porté une infection à son hôte. Et sa defection a laissé une trisection céleste de dimensions massives.

Puis, quelque chose arabesque s'est passé: je l'ai remarqué. J'étais plein d'émotions, et la tension n'avait d'égale que le silence autour de nous. Elle était libertine.

La Luna Ascension n'était qu'une interlude à notre épilogue, et j'étais determiné a concluire cette turbulence. Avec un peu de courage, de la improvisation et chien, Je lui ai demandé. Sans resistance, et avec beaucoup du caprice, elle a accepté.

i thought you were a spanish tutor

[Wayward Vagabond]

This thread is terrible so I'm just going to split