09-17-2011, 08:43 PM | #61 |
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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face
the horse, being a horse, is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables
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Once upon a time, a man stepped in a café.
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This shit had me on the floor lmaoooooo
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09-18-2011, 11:38 AM | #64 | |
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I bet you kids like dick jokes.
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09-18-2011, 12:44 PM | #65 |
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I'd hate to have such a big dick.
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09-18-2011, 06:08 PM | #66 |
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I saw this somewhere on FFR I think. Or not. But most likely here.
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09-18-2011, 06:31 PM | #67 |
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Really old, but
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Bmah is a good stepartist
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Badum tsss
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Everyone always has different favorites when I start rattling them off. The blowjob in Tennessee one is particularly popular though.
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A Man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son where were you today during school hours? Son: At school (robot slaps son) Son: Okay I went to the movies! Dad: Which one? Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!) Son: Okay I was watching porn. Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad) Mom: hahahahaha ! after all he is your Son!(robot slaps Mom) |
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lol^
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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?
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09-25-2011, 07:53 PM | #75 |
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Why don't black people have dreams?
ps chaz dirty jokes and beer much? Last edited by Snowcrafta; 09-25-2011 at 07:56 PM.. |
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I don't have the book. I have an mp3 file of him saying all those jokes. I never claimed they were my own. It was a game my friends and I played at parties in college - trying to see how many of them we could remember.
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holy crap that's racist, but extremely funny Snowcrafta.
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.." |
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LOL oops
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