Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your view.

Omeganitros · 10-5-2005, 09:18 PM

http://www-cgi.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/...colas.cage.ap/

Yeah. Nicholas Cage is now a father. And what does he name his son?

Kal-el. Yes, Kal-el. The Kal-el from Krypton.

Afrobean · 10-5-2005, 09:28 PM

Gotta love those horrible parents we all know as celebrities.

Then again, I know a kid named Jor-El. No joke.

So apparently all people have a chance to be horrible parents.

Eyoshi · 10-5-2005, 09:31 PM

O. M. G.
Who would name their son after Superman? Nobody can appear in my mind to answer this question, until now.
So...I wonder how much the boy will be made fun of in school. I mean, sure, his dad's famous, but come on!

**Tasselfoot** · 10-5-2005, 09:41 PM

Whorli and I were discussing this yesterday. I like Kal-El (although Jur-El is better) as a name... funny, really... but my real issue is with the middle name. Coppola. Hasn't that family done enough bad to Hollywood? Now they got Nick Cage's kid to continue spreading the horrid name. Except Apocalypse Now... that can stay. Except the redux part... that should never have been released.

**FishFishRevolution** · 10-5-2005, 10:33 PM

He can just say his name is Calvin at school and stuff. Not a big deal. Plus, it is a cool name.

**iggymatrixcounter** · 10-5-2005, 10:58 PM

This kid is pretty unlucky I mean yea Superman is pretty big, but except for Smallville there's really no Superman. So by the time this kid is in HS will people even remember the comic or much less respect it enough to not make him more outta place than he already is?

plasmix · 10-5-2005, 11:24 PM

I never liked his movies.

whorlichan · 10-6-2005, 10:16 AM

Right, we were discussing this, except I think it's ridiculous. Not to mention that his father was JOR-El, not Jur-El. How come the guys get retarded names and the girls end up with normal ones like Lara and Kara? (Okay, maybe they're really into rhymes, I dunno.)

This poor kid got shafted on the name game. Either he'll be super-cool (pun!) or he'll be so nerdy and horrible (and with Nic Cage as his dad that's REALLY a possibility, look at the guy! he's short and hideous!) that even his super-cool name won't save him and he'll be beat up until his daddy puts him in a private school with Moxie Crimefighter Jillette and that other kid. Audiovisual Loser whatever his name was.

**Chromer** · 10-6-2005, 10:19 AM

The same could be said for children whose parents name them Aerith or Sephiroth. >_<

gowereinside · 10-6-2005, 10:41 AM

LOL
I heard about it on the daily show, i think its damn near Hilarious

Pumble · 10-6-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chromer

The same could be said for children whose parents name them Aerith or Sephiroth. >_<

This has occured?

HansSky · 10-6-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumble

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chromer

The same could be said for children whose parents name them Aerith or Sephiroth. >_<

This has occured?

Not until I have kids.

**Chromer** · 10-6-2005, 01:14 PM

Yes it has. It was reported in EGM that a couple named thier two paternal twin (boy and girl), Sephiroth and Aerith. Both parents were huge fans of FFVII obviously.

esupin · 10-6-2005, 01:18 PM

I saw this in the morning before school, while watching the local news. I guess I was too sleepy to register it until now.

Laharl · 10-6-2005, 01:52 PM

This isn't so bad.

You all know what Jason Lee named his kid, right?

Pilot Inspektor. I am not making this up.

metsfan001 · 10-6-2005, 01:55 PM

There are about 20 kids throughout the country named Espn.

Tokzic · 10-6-2005, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laharl

This isn't so bad.

You all know what Jason Lee named his kid, right?

Pilot Inspektor. I am not making this up.

I pity that child.

I plan on naming my kids something uncommon and out there, though. My first child will be either Niko or Nikka, depending on gender.

**iggymatrixcounter** · 10-6-2005, 02:13 PM

Lol I bet you don't have kids

Tokzic · 10-6-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by I

My first child will be either Niko or Nikka, depending on gender.

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Originally Posted by iggymatrixcounter

Lol I bet you don't have kids

Aren't you a high roller.

**iggymatrixcounter** · 10-6-2005, 02:24 PM

They don't call me moneymaker for nothing.. I called your bluff lol. O and BTW lighten up

10-5-2005, 09:18 PM	#1
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your view. http://www-cgi.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/...colas.cage.ap/ Yeah. Nicholas Cage is now a father. And what does he name his son? Kal-el. Yes, Kal-el. The Kal-el from Krypton.

10-5-2005, 09:28 PM	#2
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 36 Posts: 13,262	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v Gotta love those horrible parents we all know as celebrities. Then again, I know a kid named Jor-El. No joke. So apparently all people have a chance to be horrible parents. __________________

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Eyoshi Certified Calendarwhore Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Council is not in session. Age: 34 Posts: 1,044	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v O. M. G. Who would name their son after Superman? Nobody can appear in my mind to answer this question, until now. So...I wonder how much the boy will be made fun of in school. I mean, sure, his dad's famous, but come on! __________________

10-5-2005, 09:41 PM	#4
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 40 Posts: 25,184	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v Whorli and I were discussing this yesterday. I like Kal-El (although Jur-El is better) as a name... funny, really... but my real issue is with the middle name. Coppola. Hasn't that family done enough bad to Hollywood? Now they got Nick Cage's kid to continue spreading the horrid name. Except Apocalypse Now... that can stay. Except the redux part... that should never have been released. __________________ RIP

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FishFishRevolution GotR Creator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Vi sitter här i venten Current Band: The National Age: 36 Posts: 7,251	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v He can just say his name is Calvin at school and stuff. Not a big deal. Plus, it is a cool name. __________________

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iggymatrixcounter FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: OH Age: 37 Posts: 1,924	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v This kid is pretty unlucky I mean yea Superman is pretty big, but except for Smallville there's really no Superman. So by the time this kid is in HS will people even remember the comic or much less respect it enough to not make him more outta place than he already is? __________________ lastfm PANDORA

10-5-2005, 11:24 PM	#7
plasmix FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: TX Posts: 3,639	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v I never liked his movies.

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whorlichan Tiny Plastic Meat Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Valley, Los Angeles Age: 40 Posts: 669	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v Right, we were discussing this, except I think it's ridiculous. Not to mention that his father was JOR-El, not Jur-El. How come the guys get retarded names and the girls end up with normal ones like Lara and Kara? (Okay, maybe they're really into rhymes, I dunno.) This poor kid got shafted on the name game. Either he'll be super-cool (pun!) or he'll be so nerdy and horrible (and with Nic Cage as his dad that's REALLY a possibility, look at the guy! he's short and hideous!) that even his super-cool name won't save him and he'll be beat up until his daddy puts him in a private school with Moxie Crimefighter Jillette and that other kid. Audiovisual Loser whatever his name was. __________________ Goddess of Chocolate Sauce First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities My lame LJ My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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Chromer Hookers and Blow Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: You heard the robot. No fun. Age: 34 Posts: 4,981	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v The same could be said for children whose parents name them Aerith or Sephiroth. >_< __________________

10-6-2005, 10:41 AM	#10
gowereinside FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: South of Canada Posts: 317	RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends on your v LOL I heard about it on the daily show, i think its damn near Hilarious __________________

10-6-2005, 01:14 PM	#13
Chromer Hookers and Blow Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: You heard the robot. No fun. Age: 34 Posts: 4,981	RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends o Yes it has. It was reported in EGM that a couple named thier two paternal twin (boy and girl), Sephiroth and Aerith. Both parents were huge fans of FFVII obviously. __________________

10-6-2005, 01:18 PM	#14
esupin FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alphabet City, Manhattan Age: 35 Posts: 1,756	RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends o I saw this in the morning before school, while watching the local news. I guess I was too sleepy to register it until now. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/esupin

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Laharl FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Age: 38 Posts: 1,821	RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends o This isn't so bad. You all know what Jason Lee named his kid, right? Pilot Inspektor. I am not making this up. __________________ SIG PICTURES: POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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metsfan001 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 250	RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. Depends o There are about 20 kids throughout the country named Espn. __________________

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iggymatrixcounter FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: OH Age: 37 Posts: 1,924	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, lucky kid. D Lol I bet you don't have kids __________________ lastfm PANDORA

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iggymatrixcounter FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: OH Age: 37 Posts: 1,924	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Poor, poor, kid. Or, maybe, luck They don't call me moneymaker for nothing.. I called your bluff lol. O and BTW lighten up __________________ lastfm PANDORA

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